# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\
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I hope all these people are miserable every minute of every day knowing they have to kiss Trump’s ass to get their taste of power.

> <https://x.com/thetnholler/status/2036143326101901803?s=46&t=hUTQWHj9NQWf8Y8RgMv1TA>

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Got a link to the actual clip? I don’t give clicks Elmo.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2026, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3543 "2026-03-24T08:44:51Z")

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[The felon has put up a statue of Columbus in what’s left of the White House.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-installs-controversial-statue-white-013718614.html)

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> President Donald Trump has [resurrected and installed](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/arts/design/columbus-statue-trump-white-house.html) a controversial statue on White House grounds.
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> The statue of Christopher Columbus is a recreation of one that was dismantled and thrown into the river by protesters in Baltimore in 2020 during the nationwide Black Lives Matter protests.
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> Text on the new statue, made from marble from the original, states that it was originally dedicated in 1984, then destroyed in 2020 and “resurrected” in 2022, as seen in photos obtained by The [New York Times](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/arts/design/columbus-statue-trump-white-house.html).
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> It was gifted to the White House by the Italian American Organizations United of Baltimore in October, and was installed outside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on the weekend.

[I’m glad my student loans are paid off. Many people shall be screwed. I do feel for them.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-administration-moving-federal-student-215207695.html)

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> WASHINGTON, March 19 (Reuters) - The Trump administration said on Thursday the Department of Education was handing off a portion ‌of its student loan portfolio to the Treasury Department, as the ‌government advances its attempts to dismantle the Education Department.
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> President Donald Trump promised during his 2024 ​election campaign to dismantle the Education Department as part of a conservative bid to shrink the federal government’s role in education in favor of more control by the states.
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> Late last year, the Education Department announced new partnerships with four ‌other federal departments - Labor, State, ⁠Interior and Health and Human Services - to share or transfer some of the functions it performed.
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> On Thursday, the Education ⁠and Treasury Departments announced an interagency agreement under which Treasury will assume responsibility for collecting on defaulted federal student loan debt.
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> “In subsequent phases, Treasury will work ​to provide ​operational support over non-defaulted federal student ​loan debt, to the extent ‌practicable and permitted by law, while also seeking opportunities to provide operational support to FSA’s other functions,” the joint statement said, referring to Federal Student Aid.

[MUTILIZATION!](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-invents-word-desperate-truth-033611996.html)

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> President Donald Trump has mutilated the English language while desperately attempting to get his voting reform bill passed.
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> Trump, 79, has been fixated on his [SAVE America](https://www.whitehouse.gov/saveamerica/) Act, a rebranded version of last year’s Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act, which passed in the House but stalled in the Senate.
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> The new incarnation drills deep into Trump’s obsession with electoral fraud. It requires extensive documentary proof of citizenship and strict voter ID requirements, while states must regularly hand their electoral rolls over to the Department of Homeland Security.
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> “American citizens—and only American citizens—should decide American elections," the SAVE America Act website states.
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> In a [Truth Social](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116275668825285445) post on Sunday, Trump, 79, repeated an imaginary word he seemed to premiere last week: “mutilization.”
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> He wrote, “No Transgender MUTILIZATION of our precious children” as part of his rant.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
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> [@penultima\_thule](#):
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> The distribution business where I work in supply chain received advice from a freight carrier yesterday that the fuel surcharge from 19.7% to 29.4% from 1st April.

In the past week this transport carrier has raised it’s fuel surcharge twice and it is now sitting at 31.2%  
Our other primary carrier has also revised it’s fuel surcharge from 22.8% to 38.1%.

On an annual basis, that increase in our transport bill is substantially more than the annual net profit of the business. So yes, it’s an existential crisis.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
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I think it was **[Jonah Goldberg](https://jonahgoldberg.com/)** who drew a distinction between _liars_ and _bullshitters:_

The Liar: Respects the truth but ignores or tortures it for a specific purpose.

The Bullshitter: Operates with total disregard for the truth, focusing solely on the emotional or immediate effect on the audience, and usually designed to further a particular aim.

Obviously, he pegs Trump as a pure bullshitter and says that the bullshit is far more harmful to populism and political discourse than the lies.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2026, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3546 "2026-03-24T16:31:14Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I’m really looking forward to this November’s elections. As a matter of curiosity, exactly what procedural members does the new congress have to deal with before it can do something of substance such as, say, IMPEACH!! THE FELON!!! I will thank you for your attention to that matter.

And then we can start to Make America Great Again.

(Seriously, I wish the Democratic Party would adopt this as a slogan. For one, it is the goal; for another, it’ll devalue all the red hats.)

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Dementia Donny thinks the Iranians are sending him presents.

> **[Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mhtadzbxlb2c)**
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> Trump on Iranian leaders: "They're gonna make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing actually. They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I'm not gonna tell you what that...

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> They gave me a present. You wouldn’t know what it is. It lives in Canada.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Dementia Donny thinks the Iranians are sending him presents

If we’re lucky, they painted all their uranium gold…

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Dementia Donny thinks the Iranians are sending him presents..

This… can’t… It can’t actually be a real quote, can it?

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The video’s right there in the tweet.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
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Just when you think he’s hit bottom.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3553 "2026-03-24T21:18:03Z")

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Um, it’s a gift. Over a certain value, it’s property of The United States government. Hasn’t stopped him before from greedily stealing stuff, but there it is.  
Foreign Gifts and Decorations Act.

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I think it’s a promise from some random guy in Iran who called Trump up and said he’ll send him a bunch of oil. Probably Borat.

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Um, it’s a gift. Over a certain value, it’s property of The United States government.

> Can’t you read? It is not a gift. It is a _present_. And it does not have a certain value, it is worth a tremendous amount of money! The United States prints the money, the best money in the world, by the way, but the dollars are not property of the United States! They are mine!  
> Isn’t it incredible how stupid some people are?

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I think he’s imagining things.

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Trump’s latest explanation for why we’re bombing Iran; Pete Hegseth made me do it.

> **[Trump again hurls Pete Hegseth under the bus over Iran war](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-hegseth-iran/)**
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> President Donald Trump on Tuesday said that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth was angry about settling the Iran war. Trump was taking press questions after swearing in new Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin in the Oval Office...

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I think he’s imagining things.

Or lying. I doubt anyone from Iran would send him any “present” except the sort that ticks mysteriously.

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Trump and Mullin in the same room. Talk about an intelligence well. The depth/pull approaches that of a singularity.

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> I doubt anyone from Iran would send him any “present” except the sort that ticks mysteriously.

A crate of scorpions maybe?

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Trump and Mullin in the same room. Talk about an intelligence well. The depth/pull approaches that of a singularity.

A giant sucking vortex so disruptive that it’s detectable from outer space.

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