# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 181
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3601 "2026-03-25T19:24:49Z")
The public loves ICE’s large hard muscles! Thank you for your attention to this matter. [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiguhou7gqhhnfumb3vnrbo23qhc5fxzksfqdhzs6ey3723aw6idce) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiguhou7gqhhnfumb3vnrbo23qhc5fxzksfqdhzs6ey3723aw6idce) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3602 "2026-03-25T19:38:53Z")
Helping with bags? Cleaning? The TSA must have really been slacking, because I never saw them do these things. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3603 "2026-03-25T19:56:01Z")
Trump’s babysitters are literally showing him a two-minute montage of explosions every morning to convince him the Iran war is a success. > **[Inside Trump's daily video montage briefing on the Iran war](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-gets-daily-video-montage-briefing-iran-war-rcna263912)** > > The montage, which typically runs for about two minutes, has raised concerns among some of the president’s allies that he may not be receiving the complete picture of the war. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3604 "2026-03-25T20:49:06Z")
Sums it up pretty well: **[The Three ICE Stooges Go to the Airport](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfknUxLiLIg)** ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3605 "2026-03-25T21:10:42Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Trump’s babysitters are literally showing him a two-minute montage of explosions every morning to convince him the Iran war is a success. _We’ll meet again, Don’t know where, Don’t know when, But I know we’ll meet again some sunny day…_ ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3606 "2026-03-25T21:33:41Z")
“Maligned”?" “Unwittingly?” Yeah, sure, Donnie wrote this…like hell. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3607 "2026-03-25T21:35:35Z")
Every part of that must ring eerily familiar to Melania. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3608 "2026-03-25T22:35:11Z")
That reference to the “larger and harder muscles” of the “ICE patriots” doesn’t sound like him. Instead, it reminds me of Pete Hegseth, so was he the source of that quote? ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3609 "2026-03-25T23:06:10Z")
Real or Onion? It’s so hard to tell the difference these days. Is Melania grifting with humanoid robots now? This is real. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7sHSBgU5p4Y/maxresdefault.jpg "First Lady Melania Trump walks with robot to White House event on children's technology") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sHSBgU5p4Y) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3610 "2026-03-25T23:07:09Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > Real or Onion? > **[Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being...](https://theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beautiful-dream-kissing-underage-girl-to-find-face-being-licked-by-st-bernard/)** > > WASHINGTON—Opening his eyes after nodding off for several minutes at his desk in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump is said to have awoken Friday from a beautiful dream about kissing an underage girl only to find himself being licked in the face... ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3611 "2026-03-25T23:16:22Z")
Let me summarize: the chairs are gilded. The glasses are empty and covered with paper. The robot walks with more grace than Melania. The names are written in Comic Sans. In colors! Be Best is still a thing! 🤣 The microphone is not working properly. She cannot read fluently. And I watched the whole 2’58". ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3612 "2026-03-25T23:32:10Z")
Y’know, given the basic rules of grammar, the fact that the last group mentioned before the “great American patriots” bit was the Democrats, it sounds like he’s calling _them_ patriots, and not the forces patrolling the airport. I should know better than to point that out, but I chuckled when I read his post. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3613 "2026-03-25T23:37:28Z")
Sometimes I wonder what’s it like inside Trump’s head, I imagine there is no coherent train of thought, just a kind of reaction machine that goes through the motions of behaviour learned when there was actually some trace of intelligence there, but now just responds to stimuli, just that. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3614 "2026-03-25T23:56:49Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > Be Best is still a thing! When is she going to roll out Be Best v2: Be Bestest ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3615 "2026-03-26T00:33:28Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > Sometimes I wonder what’s it like inside Trump’s head, [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es-uL2HWMBgTohX?format=jpg&name=small) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es-uL2HWMBgTohX?format=jpg&name=small) ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3616 "2026-03-26T00:36:31Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > When is she going to roll out Be Best v2: Be Bestest That’ll be v3. v2 is Be Bester. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3617 "2026-03-26T01:46:26Z")
Very true. v2 would’ve been during Trump’s stolen election cycle. Thanks for your attention to this matter. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3618 "2026-03-26T01:51:06Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Named for George H. W. Bush, who I respect far more than his son, George W. Bush. I think because of the existing airport named for the father, there will be no push to name one after the son. And, after this latest round of renovation/updates, it’s actually a rather nice airport. The father lived in the swankiest neighborhood in Houston, which is partly why the naming. If any of the big Texas cities names something for W, it’ll be Dallas. But that seems a bit unlikely. ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3619 "2026-03-26T02:18:22Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > Is Melania grifting with humanoid robots now? How do you tell the two robots apart? ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3620 "2026-03-26T02:35:09Z")
> [@robby](#): > > How do you tell the two robots apart? The actual robot displays some empathy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298.md?page=180) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298.md?page=182)