# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3721 "2026-03-29T12:06:53Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Hey, you know you can vent here. We don’t mind.

How did you like this bit?

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> certain syndicated and third-party content

It does not require much imagination to list those.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3722 "2026-03-29T17:01:20Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> The House members warn that the State Duma members’ “presence in Washington risks undermining” U.S. efforts supporting Ukraine and European allies amid the war with Russia.

At this point, I think most of the US Congress can fairly be called “The State Duma”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3723 "2026-03-29T23:42:19Z")

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Da Pope is rebuking Donald again.

> **[Rich Raho (@richraho.bsky.social)](https://bsky.app/profile/richraho.bsky.social/post/3mi6wckqtts2h)**
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> Pope Leo on Palm Sunday: “This is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying: ‘Even though you make many prayers, I will not...

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3724 "2026-03-29T23:45:09Z")

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Good for His Holiness.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3725 "2026-03-30T00:24:18Z")

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Outstanding. Let’s hear what War Criminal Hegseth has to say in response.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3726 "2026-03-30T01:51:15Z")

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I didn’t see this one coming. [Now the felon wants to yank birthright citizenship from Native Americans.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/looking-limit-birthright-citizenship-trump-090041000.html)

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> WASHINGTON — In a moment that could take on new significance almost 150 years later, Omaha election official Charles Wilkins on April 5, 1880, refused to register John Elk to vote on the grounds that he was Native American, and therefore not an American citizen.
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> Elk — believed to have been a member of what is now known as the [Winnebago Tribe of Nebraska](https://winnebagotribe.com/) — objected, saying he had severed all ties with his tribe and had willingly subjected himself to the authority of the United States.
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> He launched a legal challenge, arguing among other things that he was a citizen at birth because he was born within United States territory.
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> But the Supreme Court, in an 1884 case called [Elk v. Wilkins](https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/112/94/), ruled against him, saying that Native Americans born within the territory of the United States did not have birthright citizenship. They had the same status as “the children of subjects of any foreign government born within the domain of that government,” the court said.
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> President Donald Trump’s administration is now citing that case as it defends his plan to end automatic birthright citizenship, putting a new spin on the long-standing interpretation of the Constitution’s 14th Amendment. The Supreme Court hears oral arguments in the case on Wednesday.
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> Trump’s [executive order](https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/protecting-the-meaning-and-value-of-american-citizenship/), issued on [the first day](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/birthright-citizenship-trump-executive-actions-pushback-courts-rcna188389) of his second term, seeks to limit birthright citizenship only to people with at least one parent who is a U.S. citizen or a legal permanent resident.
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> The order is not in effect; lower courts put it on hold.
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> Solicitor General D. John Sauer, representing the government, referenced Elk in court papers, saying the Supreme Court has “squarely rejected the premise that anyone born in U.S. territory, no matter the circumstances, is automatically a citizen so long as the federal government can regulate them.”
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> White House spokeswoman Abigail Jackson said in a statement that the case gives the Supreme Court the chance to “restore the meaning of citizenship in the United States to its original public meaning.”

[Vance is going to try to have Representative Omar extradited to Somaliland, not Somalia.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/african-nation-calls-ilhan-omar-125328200.html)

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> An African nation is calling for Rep. [Ilhan Omar](https://www.foxnews.com/category/person/ilhan-omar), D-Minn., to be extradited after Vice President JD Vance claimed during an interview that the lawmaker committed immigration fraud.
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> The Republic of Somaliland, a partially recognized state in the Horn of Africa, reacted in a post on X to the claim that Vance made in a podcast interview with conservative commentator Benny Johnson.
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> “Deportation? Please you’re just sending the princess back to her kingdom. Extradition? Say the word …” the post read.
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> In the interview, Vance said he has spoken with White House immigration advisor Stephen Miller about potential legal action against Omar, saying, “We think Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America.”
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> “We’re trying to look at what the remedies are,” [Vance said](https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/2037584240259240315). “That’s the thing that we’re trying to figure out is what are the legal remedies now that we know that she’s committed immigration fraud — how do you go after her, how do you investigate her, how do you actually do the thing, how do you build a case necessary to get some justice for the American people?”

And what was the fraud she committed? It’s certainly not what the felon’s flack Vance says.

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> Omar has denied accusations from President [Donald Trump](https://www.foxnews.com/category/person/donald-trump) and the White House that she married her brother to enter the United States. In December, she called the accusations “bigoted lies,” writing on social media that Trump was obsessed with her.

So, don’t tell me Trump, Vance, and the rest of the sounder aren’t bigots. They’re racist first and foremost. The religious bigotry is just icing on the cake.

[Architects compare the big bullshit ballroom to the Winchester Mystery House.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-ballroom-trashed-over-humiliating-162859365.html)

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> Architects are warning that President Donald Trump’s ballroom vanity project has disastrous design flaws.
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> The National Capital Planning Commission, which Trump has stacked with loyalists, is expected to take a final vote on the ballroom on April 2. But the president has already entirely demolished the East Wing to make way for the new event space.
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> Ahead of the vote, the [New York Times](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/03/29/upshot/white-house-ballroom.html) published a piece on Sunday by a trained architect, fine arts expert, and urban planning writer who warned about serious flaws in the ballroom mockups.
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> The authors warned that the ballroom has “fake windows on the north side,” columns that “block interior ballroom view,” and an “unnecessarily big” rooftop area.
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> The Times story also warned about “its stairs lead nowhere,” as several of the staircases from the ground appear not to be connected to a way into the ballroom.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3727 "2026-03-30T02:48:57Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> “its stairs lead nowhere,”

Like Escher? Cool!

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Now the felon wants to yank birthright citizenship from Native Americans.

Elk v. Wilkins was made moot by the Indian Citizenship Act of 1924, an act of the United States Congress that declared Native Americans born within the United States are US citizens. Ya know, one of the ways that SCotUS decisions can be overturned.  
But we all know how much God Emperor Trump respects the Congress and it’s supposed power to enact so called “laws”.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3729 "2026-03-30T02:59:36Z")

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Has he trotted out the Dredd Scott decision yet?

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3730 "2026-03-30T05:57:54Z")

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> [@dougrb](#):
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> > [@Monty](#):
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> > “its stairs lead nowhere,”
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> Like Escher?

Or the house Tevye would build if he was a rich man.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3731 "2026-03-30T06:36:28Z")

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I went with Winchester Mystery House because it has stairs leading nowhere and its construction was ordered by an insane person.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3732 "2026-03-30T06:46:54Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/SvFsIrfhVPs/maxresdefault.jpg "MC Escher Rap Video [Family Guy]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvFsIrfhVPs)

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3733 "2026-03-30T07:10:04Z")

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MC Escher, eh? My actual surname is a Scottish name so let’s pretend it’s _Mc Monty_ as it would be spelled on my passport. The school where I teach in Beijing has facial recognition for entering the school grounds. Evidently, the program has decided I have a rapper name. It scans my face, then says, “Welcome, ‘Em Cee’ Monty!”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3734 "2026-03-30T07:34:49Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> The school where I teach in Beijing has facial recognition for entering the school grounds. Evidently, the program has decided I have a rapper name. It scans my face, then says, “Welcome, ‘Em Cee’ Monty!”

When I used to work at Jack in the Box, we had a digital sound system that provided music for the lobby, controlled by a big clunky VCR-looking box in the office. It would display the title and artist of the current song on an LCD screen. The firmware in the system undersood that sometimes music publishers would list an artist’s name in the format “Lastname, Firstname”, and if it encountered that format it would correct it to “Firstname Lastname” on the display.

This was all well and good until one day it was playing a song by Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, which it presented as being performed by “Stills, Nash, & Young Crosby”.

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
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I was in a band once, and we did a gig where the singer decided (for  
reasons I can’t remember) that we were going to be called MC2  
for that night only. When we got there, we were billed as “Mc Squared”.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3736 "2026-03-30T08:42:44Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> “Stills, Nash, & Young Crosby”

A band of brothers.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3737 "2026-03-30T09:59:42Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Outstanding. Let’s hear what War Criminal Hegseth has to say in response.

C’mon, you know Kegbreath is going to dismiss Leo XIV as a “papist” and not a _real_ Christian.

> [@Monty](#):
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> I didn’t see this one coming. [Now the felon wants to yank birthright citizenship from Native Americans.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/looking-limit-birthright-citizenship-trump-090041000.html)

Really? I’ve been hearing that from the Christian Nationalist Trumpists in my neck of the woods. Because, _of course_ the Native Americans aren’t US citizens - they aren’t White and some of 'em are probably still doing thir heathen worship. Anyhow, they’re a conquered people and the conquered don’t have any rights we don’t give 'em! And so on. Excuse me…

🤢 🤮

> [@dougrb](#):
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> > “its stairs lead nowhere,”
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> Like Escher? Cool!

No. Escher was an actual genius and his constructions had an underlying principal and/or point to make.

Trump is just a fuck-up.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3738 "2026-03-30T10:12:09Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Really? I’ve been hearing that from the Christian Nationalist Trumpists in my neck of the woods.

It’s all over the country; just google things like “Native Americans” + Illegals or “Native Americans” + ICE. This is about ethnic cleansing, not immigration; and Native Americans predictably are one of the groups targeted.

In ten, twenty years I expect there won’t be anybody left in American territory except white Christians and corpses.

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3739 "2026-03-30T10:54:10Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I didn’t see this one coming. [Now the felon wants to yank birthright citizenship from Native Americans.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/looking-limit-birthright-citizenship-trump-090041000.html)

I _think_ the idea is to use that precedent to remove birthright citizenship from some people including the born-in-America children of undocumented immigrants), not just screw over Native Americans.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/3740 "2026-03-30T10:59:13Z")

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We put fascists into power; we have no reason to think that Neo-Nazis want anything different than the original Nazis did. A “Final Solution”. There’s no need to try to think of convoluted explanations for their actions when the obvious one is right there.

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