# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 201
**Author:** ![Chad\_Sudan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chad_sudan/32/4509_2.png) [@Chad\_Sudan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chad_Sudan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4001 "2026-04-05T09:15:30Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > This is why I am extremely nervous that Trump’s next big idea will be dropping a nuke somewhere in Iran. I hear you. Not to be alarmist, but I could imagine him dropping a nuclear weapon in Iran’s deserts as part of some ultimatum. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4002 "2026-04-05T09:19:17Z")
Or distraction. Worse yet, he really does strike me as the “If I can’t have it, nobody can” and that’s all the reason he’d need to incinerate the planet. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4003 "2026-04-05T09:31:28Z")
> [@Chad\_Sudan](#): > > Not to be alarmist, but I could imagine him dropping a nuclear weapon in Iran’s deserts as part of some ultimatum. I’m thinking him more nuking Tehran to start with, then demanding unconditional surrender. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4004 "2026-04-05T10:56:19Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > A senior official with the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) claimed [he teleported 50 miles to a Waffle House in Georgia](https://www.aol.com/lifestyle/far-fema-official-charge-disaster-184717802.html), but nobody can back it up. I can translate what he said - “I was so drunk I somehow ended up at a waffle house, and I don’t know how I got there. So I MUST have teleported. Buy the way, has anyone seen my car?” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4005 "2026-04-05T11:43:59Z")
We already know where the probe remains. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4006 "2026-04-05T12:24:47Z")
I don’t know how to post these things (the way @Smapti does) with decent formatting and NOT force anybody to go to his social media site, but/so … > [@](#): > > Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP > > 901 ReTruths > > 3.29k Likes > Apr 05, 2026, 6:03 AM He seems nice (/sane). ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4007 "2026-04-05T12:58:34Z")
He called them crazy in the sanest manner possible. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4008 "2026-04-05T13:11:50Z")
Definitely planning to share this one with Mom, but I’ll let her have a nice Easter morning first. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4009 "2026-04-05T13:15:44Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > If he went to Sunday School at all, big deal. That’s just where the kids get dumped while the adults are in Church. It’s a crèche, not an indicator of Faith. Not what Sunday School is in my area. It is an extra hour of instruction _before_ the service, and there are classes for every age (and I don’t mean all ages of children, I mean classes for 80-year-olds). Then everyone (including children older than toddlers) go to the main service. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4010 "2026-04-05T13:33:55Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > He called them crazy in the sanest manner possible. > **[Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You? Art Print by Charles Barsotti](https://condenaststore.com/featured/fusilli-you-crazy-bastard-how-are-you-charles-barsotti.html?product=art-print&srsltid=AfmBOooN7z60aQGsS0wV_8mRZLC29ZLPTbqO5wsnCTGJ6923OBg7EQeF)** > > Purchase an art print of the drawing "Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?" by Charles Barsotti. A cartoon featuring a piece of rigatoni pasta using a vintage phone. It humorously greets 'Fusilli' with a friendly message. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4011 "2026-04-05T13:40:38Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > I don’t know how to post these things (the way @Smapti does) with decent formatting and NOT force anybody to go to his social media site, but/so … > > > [@](#): > > > > Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP > > > > 901 ReTruths > > > > 3.29k Likes > > Apr 05, 2026, 6:03 AM I certainly don’t doubt your integrity, but I was so gobsmacked that I had to verify that he actually posted this. Of course he did. On mortherfucking Easter. ---
**Author:** ![WalterBishop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/aeb1de/32.png) [@WalterBishop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WalterBishop)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4012 "2026-04-05T13:59:43Z")
That’s a real post. We are so cooked. How can we expect anyone to ever do business with us again? We elected this donkey-brained unwashed asshole _twice!_ Once, you could forgive, _maybe_, as a terrible but isolated lapse in judgement. But _twice?_ No. Sorry. There’s no unringing that bell. No putting that glass back together again. We’ve shown the world that we’ll elect the _stupidest motherfucker we can find_ so long as we find him entertaining, and we’ll do it as often as we want. We might do it again in 2028, or 2032, or _any_ election, from now until the end of time. How can we possibly convince the rest of the world that we’re trustworthy allies when we knew he was like this but we picked him anyway?! ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4013 "2026-04-05T14:05:46Z")
Does Trump normally swear - in Tweets or otherwise - in public? I don’t regard his communications as having any value so don’t read or listen to him much but I see the odd thing - and can’t think I’ve heard or read him swearing before. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4014 "2026-04-05T14:12:24Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > I certainly don’t doubt your integrity, but I was so gobsmacked that I had to verify that he actually posted this. Of course he did. Yeah… [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiewjbwn5kut5imflqwt7l2eacsjhaijdb7xw7ylv42yqlghbre2ge) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiewjbwn5kut5imflqwt7l2eacsjhaijdb7xw7ylv42yqlghbre2ge) ---
**Author:** ![WalterBishop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/aeb1de/32.png) [@WalterBishop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WalterBishop)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4015 "2026-04-05T14:22:55Z")
I saw that post a few times on the Nazi-infested shithole that’s Elon’s ‘X’ and I got a good chuckle out of it because _of course_ it was fake! Then I looked it up. More fool me for overestimating him. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4016 "2026-04-05T14:50:34Z")
Yeah, it’s unusual. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4017 "2026-04-05T14:55:27Z")
Isn’t one of the signs of dementia that Grandpa loses his filter? ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4018 "2026-04-05T16:19:09Z")
Write your congress critters. I just did it again. This is way beyond his plain stupidity. It’s getting darn right scary. I wouldn’t trust him with a butter knife. He’s rightfully afraid that he could get imprisoned ( 🤞). And he’s gonna take everyone with him ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4019 "2026-04-05T16:21:46Z")
Mocking the religion of the people that it would be useful to have as allies in the excursion is a choice. Maybe the fat wad will be fatwad. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/4020 "2026-04-05T16:24:06Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Yeah, it’s [publicly swearing] unusual. But not unprecedented. > **[Trump Rages At Ongoing Israel-Iran Hostilities Live On TV: “They Don’t Know...](https://deadline.com/2025/06/trump-israel-iran-what-the-fuck-1236440986/)** > > In a live TV interview, Donald Trump said Israel and Iran "don't know what the f\*ck they're doing" as hostilities continued between the two countries. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298.md?page=200) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298.md?page=202)