# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5021 "2026-04-28T17:07:12Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Was that made by someone mocking Trump or someone worshipping Trump? It is literally impossible to tell. We are living in a time where Poe’s law reigns supreme. > [@Gyrate](#): > > It’s time to play “ **Actual Legal Document Written By The Current Attorney General of the United States, Or Deranged Truth Social Post** ”? QED ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5022 "2026-04-28T17:10:19Z")
What a sloppy piece of shit. One thing that’s a sure-fire indicator of assholery is the improper capitalization of “country”. For some reason only MAGAssholes do this. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5023 "2026-04-28T17:20:28Z")
I thought you all were exaggerating that motion. How bad could it be? Hoo boy! I thought Lionel Hutz was just a character. And dead. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5024 "2026-04-28T17:24:22Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > For some reason only MAGAssholes do this. Some reason? We all know the reason. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5025 "2026-04-28T18:02:44Z")
I wonder what Kegbreath thinks of all the “beardos” in the Cabinet? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5026 "2026-04-28T18:48:46Z")
Cuz they capitalize nouns in the original German? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5027 "2026-04-28T19:29:05Z")
Today in diplomacy by hallucination; > President Donald Trump said Iran has told him it’s in a “state of collapse” and wants the U.S. to open the Strait of Hormuz “as soon as possible” while they try to “figure out their leadership situation.” > > He did not elaborate as to how that message was communicated or who exactly said it. No word on whether they had tears in their eyes and called him “sir” as they were telling him this. > **[Trump Says Iran Has Told Him It's In a 'State of Collapse' Amid Peace Talks...](https://time.com/article/2026/04/28/trump-iran-war-update-peace-proposal-strait-of-hormuz-conflict/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=editorial)** > > There is still no clear end in sight to the Iran war, as Washington and Tehran remain divided on key issues and peace talks have yet to restart. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5028 "2026-04-28T19:43:21Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Cuz they capitalize nouns in the original German? Somebody commented the other day his nibs is doing the Germans one better by starting to capitalize adjectives now. If he goes all-caps all the time will the MAGAts finally realize he’s an old man yelling at clouds? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5029 "2026-04-28T19:43:58Z")
I found this: [f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf](https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5030 "2026-04-28T19:45:41Z")
Many thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5031 "2026-04-28T20:22:22Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I wonder what Kegbreath thinks of all the “beardos” in the Cabinet? Apropos of nothing much, I’d guess that there’s no love lost between Hegseth and noted weirdy-beardy J.D. Vance. (Both aspire to be Daddy’s Favorite, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5032 "2026-04-28T20:25:07Z")
AIUI nobody likes Ted Cruz. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5033 "2026-04-28T20:26:14Z")
Including Ted Cruz. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5034 "2026-04-28T20:40:08Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > there is the question of why, if they think the National Trust for Historic Preservation in the United States is “FAKE”, were they “shown detailed plans and specifications” by the military and Secret Service? And all their efforts were for naught! > [@](#): > > But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barrack Hussein Obama. Well, alrighty then. Who can argue with that? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5035 "2026-04-28T21:03:54Z")
James Comey has been indicted…again. And if you thought the last one was stupid: He’s indicted for posting that picture of seashells that spelled out “86 47”. That old adage about indicting a ham sandwich may literally be true. I look forward to seeing how quickly this gets laughed out of court. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5036 "2026-04-28T21:10:39Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > Who can argue with that? Not only was it authentic Trump-style gibberish… ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5037 "2026-04-28T22:43:23Z")
Real or Onion? This is a tough one. Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon. [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HG9Yso7aUAAanL3?format=jpg&name=900x900) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HG9Yso7aUAAanL3?format=jpg&name=900x900) It’s real. | [Kid Rock Flies in Army Helicopter, Addresses the Pentagon](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kid-rock-helicopter-ride-hegseth-pentagon-1235554757/) ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5038 "2026-04-28T23:04:01Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > AIUI nobody likes Ted Cruz Much too much time has passed since I posted these two gems: > _Here’s the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz: I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I **hate** Ted Cruz._ – Former Senator Al Franken > _If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was **in** the Senate, nobody would convict you._ –Senator Lindsey Graham Man. Good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5039 "2026-04-28T23:23:59Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon. Top secret OR stupid? > The subject of Rock’s address at the headquarters of the Department of Defense was not revealed. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5040 "2026-04-28T23:43:54Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > The subject of Rock’s address at the headquarters of the Department of Defense was not revealed. I’m guessing it was “How To Memorize the Age of Consent In All 50 States”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298.md?page=251) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298.md?page=253)