# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 268
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5341 "2026-05-12T22:25:00Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > The man constantly posts bizzare diatribes in the early morning hours. He’s getting no sleep because his ‘demons’ need to be addressed/attacked. There’s a term for that: nocturnal posturbation. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5342 "2026-05-12T22:27:14Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > According to Anthony Scaramucci (remember him?), Trump’s entire family hates him. Well, maybe, but I don’t see them backing away from the grift trough anytime soon. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5343 "2026-05-12T22:30:06Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > If I had the funds available I’d bet on one of the prediction markets that Donald finds a way to disinherit every last one of them. I doubt they expect anything from him. Every single one of them has their own grifts going. They are all self-centered assholes who only care about themselves and they are personally enriching themselves any way they can. They learned very well from daddy. You can even see it playing out with his granddaughter joining the game. That’s one fucked up family. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5344 "2026-05-12T22:32:14Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > you could put it down to showing off or trying to impress a girl or something.\* You mean “What’s her name?”. Unless, of course he has someone else in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5345 "2026-05-12T23:24:11Z")
It’s been said before but… Today is the BEST VERSION of Trump we are ever going to see again. ---
**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5346 "2026-05-12T23:56:11Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > This would not be normal even if he was posting pictures of cute kittens. Trump is currently on the way to China to meet with Xi Jinping. A President who knew what he was doing, and/or cared about his job, would spend the night before that trip preparing for the meeting, going over the issues at hand, or maybe getting a good night’s sleep. Trump, on the other hand, used that time to send out deranged messages about whatever random angry thoughts went through his mind, well into the wee hours. I’ll bet that Xi, on the other hand, will be well-rested and well-prepared for this meeting. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5347 "2026-05-12T23:59:03Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I saw yesterday (honestly I don’t know if it was here, but it really made me laugh), RFK claimed that teenage boys have half the sperm count that men in the 70s had. The BBC podcast _More or Less_, where they look at numbers in the news and debunk false claims, did this one last December. Spoiler alert: RFKjr is full of shit. More or Less: Is RFK right about US sperm counts? Episode webpage: [BBC Radio 4 - More or Less, Is RFK right about US sperm counts?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0mls4lm) It’s a fun and smart podcast. I recommend it. This episode is only 9 minutes long (their typical length). ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5348 "2026-05-13T00:07:51Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > You don’t math the way the stable genius maths. Canada, Venezuela, _and_ Vatican City will _all_ be the 51st state. I don’t mean they’ll be a combined state, but rather each one of them will be the 51st state, all at the same time! So the republicans are going for one world government? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5349 "2026-05-13T00:10:01Z")
🤔 I better get a beer… ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5350 "2026-05-13T00:22:23Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Something is sapping our precious bodily fluids? Young guys aren’t tanning their scrotums and taints nearly enough! Tucker Carlson and RFK Jr make sure to get in plenty of tanning time. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_5N1qxGuQso/mqdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_5N1qxGuQso/mqdefault.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5351 "2026-05-13T01:38:41Z")
Yeah that shit’s even wierder than Republicspittles sporting diapers about two years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5352 "2026-05-13T02:23:40Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Now, how in the fuck would this roadkill-eating cokehead know what teenage boys’ sperm counts are? By taste? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5353 "2026-05-13T03:03:15Z")
Ewwww! 🤢 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5354 "2026-05-13T03:10:15Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > > [@Monty](#): > > > > You don’t math the way the stable genius maths. Canada, Venezuela, _and_ Vatican City will _all_ be the 51st state. I don’t mean they’ll be a combined state, but rather each one of them will be the 51st state, all at the same time! > > So the republicans are going for one world government? Yep. A dictatorship. Care to guess who the dictator is? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5355 "2026-05-13T03:28:48Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Also, more deranged AI slop It might not be AI. One of the premium prop money sources offers [custom bills](https://propmoney.com/pages/print-a-bill). I can totally see a sycophant ordering Trump bills. I am also tempted to print some myself and pass them in Trumplandia. I might even get more than par. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5356 "2026-05-13T05:12:22Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > It might not be AI. Either way it’s still deranged slop. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5357 "2026-05-13T05:13:10Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > So the republicans are going for one world government? Out of curiosity, if that were to happen, how would Trump and his Maga Cult justify closing the border and expelling everyone who doesn’t look like Trump out of the country? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5358 "2026-05-13T06:33:55Z")
Bantustans, American-style! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5359 "2026-05-13T06:50:49Z")
Gosh, I read that remark to the “Love, American Style” theme song. _Bantustans, American style,_ _Truer than the red, white, and blue,_ _Bantustans, American style,_ _For me, and for youuuu …_ Black comedy. And chilling, when you get right down to it. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/5360 "2026-05-13T08:51:20Z")
I had that song running through my head when I typed the post! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298.md?page=267) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298.md?page=269)