# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/561 "2025-12-13T23:47:49Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Grandpa needs more gaudy signs to remind him of where he is.

I wonder if he has a big gold sign on the Presidential Potty to make sure he doesn’t accidentally go in one of the potted palms?

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/562 "2025-12-13T23:57:01Z")

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If you’re at it put signs in the potted palms too, to make sure. Please.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/563 "2025-12-13T23:57:09Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> If he left for a country without an extradition treaty, though, it would help him stay out of jail

Well ok…just say hello to Elvis on Mars for me when you go visit

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/564 "2025-12-14T00:00:46Z")

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Remember that RFK Jr. press conference from a few days ago in which he attempted to do pull-ups?

He also talked about infant formula, and how HHS wants to encourage mothers to breast feed as long as possible, because baby formula is allegedly inferior to “God’s given formula”.

> **[RFK Jr slammed for breastfeeding comments amid MAHA push against infant formula](https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/rfk-jr-slammed-for-breastfeeding-comments-amid-maha-push-against-infant-formula-101765328020131.html)**
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> Health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr's remarks sparked controversy as he talked about breastfeeding being better than infant formula.

Well, you know something? Some women just can’t do it. And we’re also one of the only countries that doesn’t support paid leave for mothers of newborns.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/565 "2025-12-14T00:02:38Z")

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> If you’re at it put signs in the potted palms too, to make sure. Please.

That’s no way to talk about the Attorney General!

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/566 "2025-12-14T00:18:23Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> All these years I thought it was “he had to have a **bath** or he couldn’t get to sea.”

I thought it was, “he had to have a bath or he couldn’t get to sleep”!

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/567 "2025-12-14T00:22:06Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> I thought it was, “he had to have a bath or he couldn’t get to sleep”!

I always thought I was hearing “had to have a berth or he couldn’t get to sleep.” It wasn’t until very recently that “get to sea” came to my attention, but I think my version makes more sense.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/568 "2025-12-14T00:23:04Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> And we’re also one of the only countries that doesn’t support paid leave for mothers of newborns.

Well, obviously that’s just Yahweh’s way of telling you to stay at home and do your patriotic duty as a birthing mare for the state and to take care of your idiot manchild husband who would burn the house down trying to fix a bowl of cereal.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/569 "2025-12-14T00:47:42Z")

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> [@dirtball](#):
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> I always thought I was hearing “had to have a berth or he couldn’t get to sleep.” It wasn’t until very recently that “get to sea” came to my attention, but I think my version makes more sense.

That does make more sense.

Also, I thought it was a ‘pot pie’ with a liltle hesitation between the words.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/570 "2025-12-14T01:26:57Z")

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At some point someone who’s blatantly guilty of a federal crime is gonna get their case dismissed because this band of idiots can’t stop themselves from blasting out false or prejudicial statements.

[![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiawwmttmdkrsxnb5d5wz53xjrdv6etnsbivnotmzzh2l3t4hkrhi4@jpeg) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiawwmttmdkrsxnb5d5wz53xjrdv6etnsbivnotmzzh2l3t4hkrhi4@jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/571 "2025-12-14T01:29:41Z")

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None of the pictures are incriminating. And you’re right, drips and drabs and the Dems calling for the “full release” will only amount to what doesn’t look bad to Trump. Fake, hoax. All make it 1 day news on page 5 at best.

KCIII mountbattened Andrew because of a couple of pictures and his evasiveness. He wanted no part of a scandal. Whomever killed Epstein did a number of people - not all - a favor.

There is no photo/video/testimony that can affect trump in any way. Similar content will be used against a presumed Democratic opponent in 2028 and that will sink them, even if they bother putting the President row on the ballots.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/572 "2025-12-14T02:55:09Z")

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Trump at today’s Army-Navy football game demonstrated he has no idea how to flip a coin, tossing it up into air like he is releasing a baby bird. It did not appear to spin at all before it hit the ground.

> The president, while standing at midfield at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore, Maryland, grabbed the coin from the ref, made an amused face for a moment, and asked “are you all set?”
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> He then took the coin in his gloved right hand and lobbed it up in the air — almost like he was tossing an alley-oop to an NBA star like Anthony Edwards — with the coin appearing to go straight up, make no revolutions, before landing on the field. Trump pointed at the coin on the ground, for good measure, before the ref said it came up tails, meaning Army won the toss.

**Trump’s No-Flip Coin Toss at Army-Navy Game Stuns Internet: ‘Looked Like a Space Alien Wholly Unfamiliar With the Concept’**

> **[Trump’s No-Flip Coin Toss at Army-Navy Game Stuns Internet: ‘Looked Like a...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-no-flip-coin-toss-220540709.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAH8mg7QaOlVVzKm8hZgNwdkhJ4ceIlROqFI1A6IetvEKLKIUKGQKGakjAXjLzGe4zNA3t2LSKOR9ZCpGZK3cuJI5LAbrpbHoe3JM2nGSd2vk3COaHepK4OFK9HU2FisjUuTzgzgdYTKjQpXKBVJmkj5pSS6qvfDLGU_FWvjchmWc)**
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> President Donald Trump found a new way to get the internet to flip out on Saturday — by doing the ceremonial coin flip before the Army-Navy football game.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/573 "2025-12-14T02:55:45Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> At some point someone who’s blatantly guilty of a federal crime is gonna get their case dismissed because this band of idiots can’t stop themselves from blasting out false or prejudicial statements.

I think that’s what they’re hoping. Or did you mean a criminal who wasn’t a member of this band of idiots?

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/574 "2025-12-14T03:09:58Z")

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Dismissed? Not even underway.

> **[Another Chicago deportation blitz case rejected, this time against Laugh...](https://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2025/12/10/federal-grand-jury-rejects-another-midway-blitz-case-this-time-against-laugh-factory-manager)**
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> It’s considered extremely rare for federal prosecutors in Chicago to be turned down by a grand jury. A magistrate judge recently noted that, until the last few months, he’d only heard of it occurring once in the “early part of this century.”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/575 "2025-12-14T03:10:17Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> He then took the coin in **his gloved right hand** (emphasis mine)

And I see we’ve now moved on to the Michael Jackson method of hiding his IV bruises.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/576 "2025-12-14T03:16:30Z")

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> [@Dr.Drake](#):
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> Or did you mean a criminal who wasn’t a member of this band of idiots?

I mean like Luigi Mangione or the Charlie Kirk shooter.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/577 "2025-12-14T03:46:38Z")

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[He’s a space alien unfamiliar with the concept.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-no-flip-coin-toss-220540709.html)

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> President **Donald Trump** found a new way to get the internet to flip out on Saturday — by doing the ceremonial coin flip before the Army-Navy football game.
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> But there was just one problem with it — the coin did not appear to rotate at all. It was, as Outkick’s **Clay Travis** pointed out on X, an “unprecedented coin toss that doesn’t appear to flip at all.”
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> The president, while standing at midfield at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore, Maryland, grabbed the coin from the ref, made an amused face for a moment, and asked “are you all set?”
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> He then took the coin in his gloved right hand and lobbed it up in the air — almost like he was tossing an alley-oop to an NBA star like **Anthony Edwards** — with the coin appearing to go straight up, make no revolutions, before landing on the field. Trump pointed at the coin on the ground, for good measure, before the ref said it came up tails, meaning Army won the toss.
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> The no-flip coin toss cracked up a number of X users, with one user joking Trump “just invented a brand new way to flip a coin.”

Other reactions include:

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> Another joked he executed the “single worst coin flip” in history — and would be headed to the “hall of shame” as a result.

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> Another user, **Dan Gartland** , found it more amusing than anything, saying Trump “looked like a space alien wholly unfamiliar with the concept.”

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> Lol Trump can even fuck up a goddamn coin flip
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> He has never done one single normal thing in his life

Personally, I suspect (as some of you may also) that’s how he’s always flipped a coin. In other words: he’s used to cheating.

[The felon has ordered all airlines to provide list of passengers.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-administration-instructs-u-airports-031613898.html)

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> The Trump administration has instructed the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) to provide the names of every passenger to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), [_The New York Times_](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/us/politics/immigration-tsa-passenger-data.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share) reports.
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> Since March, TSA has been providing ICE a list of travelers multiple times a week. ICE can use the lists and cross-reference them with ICE databases that list people who are subject to deportation and detention.
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> Both agencies are divisions of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
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> When reached for comment, a DHS spokesperson described the partnership as “nothing new.”
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> “Back in February, Secretary Noem reversed the horrendous Biden-era policy that allowed aliens in our country illegally to jet around our country and do so without identification. Under President Trump, TSA and DHS will no longer tolerate this,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to PEOPLE. “This administration is working diligently to ensure that aliens in our country illegally can no longer fly unless it is out of our country to self-deport.”

What the fuck are they on about? Who today can get on an airplane without showing identification? Also, this is utter nonsense. Who’s jetting about willy nilly? I mean besides members of the current clusterfuck destroying the country.

[Guess why the felon really demolished the East Wing. I’ll give you one Mulligan.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-eyes-another-over-top-153725643.html)

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> Donald Trump has plans to get rid of a waste product from his [demolition of the White House’s East Wing](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-admits-didn-t-tear-133925240.html) in the form of a new passion project in Washington.
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> The 79-year-old golf fanatic—who has hit the links for [23.5 percent of his second presidency](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-golf-habit-costing-taxpayers-055405441.html)—is reportedly planning on using leftover dirt from the East Wing to “beautifully” renovate D.C.’s public golf courses.
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> While the plan originally focused on just filling in East Potomac Golf Links as a means of finally getting the dirt out of his hands, Trump’s scope has since expanded to include all of Washington’s public greens, which he has now hinted [might end up falling under his purview along the way](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-wants-turn-national-parks-015348254.html).

Mind you, this is not a project someone who plans on leaving office in the space of three years from now would begin. This is yet another example of the dictator doing what he wants, for as long as he wants, and without any oversight whatsoever.

Read the rest of the article to see how he’s attacking the current operators of the public courses in the District.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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> [@Monty](#):
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> Who’s jetting about willy nilly?

You know, the immigrants on welfare who are taking all the jobs and buying all the houses with their food stamps.

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
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Lmao! Him pointing at the coin “there it is!” Is hilarious.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
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> [@Smapti](#):
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> And I see we’ve now moved on to the Michael Jackson method of hiding his IV bruises

I’ve done a number of paid medical trials. The nurses there occasionally placed the IV in my hand, which is not a nice place to get it.

But never made a bruise like that!

I guess the difference is that they were highly skilled, unlike the unhinged hacks Trump apparently prefers. Or maybe just because I was a very healthy young man at the time. But I prefer the unhinged hack version.

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