# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6381 "2026-06-16T19:23:32Z")

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> [@Dr.Drake](#):
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> when the rules are inconsistent and in flux

Well, sure, that’s English for ya and a major reason prescriptivism and formalism never took hold. Though not for lack of trying (shakes fist angrily at the “sentences can’t end in prepositions” idjits)

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6382 "2026-06-16T19:25:17Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> (shakes fist angrily at the “sentences can’t end in prepositions” idjits)

Yes, that is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put!

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6383 "2026-06-16T19:27:56Z")

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Obligatory Video:

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DUiWXNt7lqc/hqdefault.jpg "David Mitchell: On sign writers and the apostrophe") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUiWXNt7lqc)

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6384 "2026-06-16T19:30:20Z")

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They all look so young.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6385 "2026-06-16T19:48:51Z")

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> [@Dr.Drake](#):
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> All languages are flexible, and only the speakers get to say what is valid.

So Trump’s 3am word salad posts are a shining example of English writing?

O-o-okay.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6386 "2026-06-16T19:51:38Z")

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You’re not actually quoting me: this is my rewriting of **Just\_Asking\_Questions** ’s humorously ill-spelled sentiment.

But “speakers” is plural for a reason: speech and writing need to be comprehensible. It’s not “anything goes,” but “there’s a decent variety of things allowed in the spoken language, most of which can be rendered in writing.”

Trump’s use of English is not that of a fluent speaker, but of a formerly fluent speaker with cognitive impairment.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6387 "2026-06-16T19:53:20Z")

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And a lack of education.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6388 "2026-06-16T19:54:00Z")

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I’m not even sure how fluent he was in his youth. He probably was thinking, “Your fired!”

Obligate image.

[![](https://cathleentownsend.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/apostrophe-intelligence.jpg) ](https://cathleentownsend.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/apostrophe-intelligence.jpg)

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6389 "2026-06-16T21:06:13Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> Then she dropped the bomb that she not only didn’t think Obama was a good President, but that Michelle was a trans man.

It’s really clever how Michelle managed to make the daughters look just like herself! It’s not like they could have used Michelle’s sperm and someone else’s egg, because the daughter also look like Barack. Must have been some sort of gene-splicing that no one else knows about because _They_ don’t want us to know.

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6390 "2026-06-16T21:19:18Z")

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I’m also impressed with the way Barack avoided the Vietnam War draft by delaying his own birth.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6391 "2026-06-16T21:30:09Z")

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Kash “DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL” Patel claims he foiled a plot to fly exploding drones into the UFC fight and besiege the White House.

> **[Kash Patel Claims FBI Thwarted Attack Involving Explosive Drone at Trump’s...](https://www.mediaite.com/media/sports/kash-patel-claims-fbi-thwarted-attack-involving-explosive-drone-at-trumps-ufc-white-house-event/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky)**
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> FBI Director Kash Patel announced Tuesday that his agency thwarted an attack plan at President Donald Trump's White House UFC event.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6392 "2026-06-16T21:30:11Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> Heh. I once wrote a comic with one character freaking out at another character for using such words improperly. A third character broke the third wall by observing that it was kind of scary that he could hear apostrophes.

That reminds me of this line:

> “Well,----me,” he said. “A----ing wizard. I hate----ing wizards!” “You shouldn’t----them, then,” muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.”

― Terry Pratchett, [Mort](https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/1857065)

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6393 "2026-06-16T22:05:47Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Kash “DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL” Patel claims he foiled a plot to fly exploding drones into the UFC fight and besiege the White House.

Yep. And apparently the Secret Service is pissed about this because Patel jumped the gun on what is an ongoing investigation. Patel is more interested in chasing clicks than he is criminal suspects.

> **[Kash Patel ‘jumped the gun’ with announcement of UFC plot arrests, sources say](https://www.ms.now/news/kash-patel-white-house-ufc-attack-secret-service?embedded=app&platform=android&appVersion=13.8.1)**
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> Secret Service officials are angered by the FBI director's early morning social media post that was shared before some suspects were arrested.

> The problem with Patel’s social media announcement, the sources say, was that the case had been sealed in court and roughly 10 suspects had not yet been arrested and placed in custody at the time Patel shared his post. The people said Secret Service and FBI officials were surprised by Patel “jumping the gun.”

I, for one, am not at all surprised that Patel did this.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6394 "2026-06-16T22:40:37Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> It’s really clever how Michelle managed to make the daughters look just like herself!

Well, duh. It’s obvious that the girls are trans, too.

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> [@Civil\_Guy](#):
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> I’m also impressed with the way Barack avoided the Vietnam War draft by delaying his own birth.

What about how as President he failed to prevent 9/11?

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6395 "2026-06-16T22:49:07Z")

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Right. I guess he couldn’t think of everything.

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6396 "2026-06-16T23:01:30Z")

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…but as soon as he could, he made amends as best he could by sending the very best to make sure ObL got a proper send-off.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6397 "2026-06-16T23:13:16Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> Yes, that is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put!

What did you bring that book that I didn’t want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6398 "2026-06-16T23:21:29Z")

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The Parks Service is now dumping jugs of peroxide into the Reflecting Pool to stop the algae bloom Trump’s repainting caused.

> **[Laughter as workers put peroxide in algae-filled Reflecting Pool': '0...](https://www.rawstory.com/reflecting-pool-hydrogen-peroxide/)**
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> Workers were spotted dumping hydrogen peroxide by the gallon into the Reflecting Pool days after President Donald Trump's $14.2 million renovation turned it green.CBS News journalist Bob Kovach was on the ground at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting...

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6399 "2026-06-16T23:31:40Z")

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> <https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2066874017433203010>

Please, sir, I’m asking you with tears in my eyes to do this. No other president besides “Trump” could ever read a legal document word for word on live TV. The ratings would be bigger than Obama.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/6400 "2026-06-16T23:36:48Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> (shakes fist angrily at the “sentences can’t end in prepositions” idjits)

I prefer to always split my infinitives, boldly.

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