# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
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“The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.”

Well Demento Don can now qualify post- presidency on at least two of those relaxed standards. Horse fucking probably won’t come up unless the Epstein Files are released unredacted.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8382 "2026-08-30T08:21:15Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Have you ever dreamed of joining the FBI but worried that that conviction for fucking a horse would disqualify you?

Reminds me of an old joke.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8383 "2026-08-30T09:55:55Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Have you ever dreamed of joining the FBI but worried that that conviction for fucking a horse would disqualify you? Good news!

It’s even fine if you paid the horse afterwards.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8384 "2026-08-30T12:43:20Z")

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You wouldn’t even have to say you paid the horse to leave, rather than paying for sex.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
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Google Maps has already changed the name of Lake Ontario. I deleted the app in disgust, but Apple Maps still sucks balls. Dammit.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8386 "2026-08-30T17:01:35Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> What is Trump’s thing about wanting to renovate the Kennedy Centre? I understand why he wanted to re-name it in his own honour (he’s a mentally ill fuckwit). But what’s with the obsession with renovating it? Since the court blocked the name change I would have thought he would have lost interest in it. Is it simply a way to justify closing it for a few years as revenge on the lib’ruls? Or what?

My speculation is he gets bribes to sign the go aheads on these renovation projects. Somebody “donates” a million dollars to Trump and he signs a multi-million dollar contract for an unneeded project that will be paid for by taxpayers. Trump and the renovation company make money and the rest of us pay the bill.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8387 "2026-08-30T17:26:40Z")

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His fee fees where hurt by everyone canceling. If he takes the tarp down, and it shows his name is gone, it will roar back to life.

Also the remodel sort of gives him an excuse to leave the tarps up. And he thinks the re model will give him an excuse to put his name on it.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8388 "2026-08-30T23:57:59Z")

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Renovations while occupancy continues are more not less expensive because working around the occupants is hard. So I’m not sure this works. Renovating while keeping the Center open would have been an opportunity for one of Trump’s buddies to charge an extra zero.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8389 "2026-08-31T02:29:11Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> What is Trump’s thing about wanting to renovate the Kennedy Centre? I understand why he wanted to re-name it in his own honour (he’s a mentally ill fuckwit). But what’s with the obsession with renovating it?

You don’t really think there’s any actual renovation going on, do you? “Rename” and “renovate” are the same thing in the pinhead’s mind. It’s like algebra’s \*If a-b, then b=a". If he’s not allowed to renov…er, rename it, then he will tear it down, say it’s renovation but holding out for the new replacement building to have his name on it.

[But, hey, you might get a new pet rock out of his other “project”](https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/were-going-blow-philadelphia-da-230000523.html)

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> Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner made a bold prediction about President Donald Trump’s White House ballroom — one that, if it comes true, would literally bring the house down.
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> Speaking on Aug. 25 at the annual slavery commiseration at Philadelphia’s President’s House — where George and Martha Washington once lived with nine slaves — Krasner [called Trump](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIy0KBdRoFw) the embodiment of hate and ignorance.
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> He also said that, while Philadelphia’s President’s House memorial will remain intact, Trump’s long-desired ballroom will eventually be reduced to rubble, even as construction continues on it currently.
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> “In an official ceremony we’re going to blow it up and we’re going to get the taxpayers their money back by selling all the pieces as paperweights,” he said of the ballroom that could cost a [reported](https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2026/06/16/records-reveal-600m-estimate-trumps-ballroom-project-with-half-taxpayers/) $600 million. “I am guaranteeing you that not only will I have a piece of that blown up ballroom as a paperweight, you’re going to have a chance to have one too.”

[G20 meeting is yet another venue for the felon’s war on journalism.](https://www.aol.com/articles/us-treasury-blocks-certain-journalists-221657000.html)

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> WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. Treasury Department is preventing certain journalists from covering a finance meeting among the world’s most powerful countries, the latest example of how President Donald Trump’s administration has restricted media access.
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> Individual reporters from The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg News were not granted credentials to the Group of 20 finance ministers’ meeting in Asheville, North Carolina, the Times reported.
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> The Treasury has not explained the decision. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told The Associated Press in an interview Sunday that “it has nothing to do with point of view.”
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> The reporters who’ve been denied access include the Times’ Alan Rappeport, who has been covering such meetings and the Treasury Department since 2017. However, another reporter for the Times, Berlin bureau chief Jim Tankersley, is allowed to attend.
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> The Times said in a statement that denying American journalists access to an event in the U.S. is “not just another disturbing effort by the administration to undermine independent journalism, but a blatant attempt to evade public scrutiny.”
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> “With the war in Iran, sanctions, the bond markets, and inflation on the agenda for the G20 finance ministers, the stakes of this gathering are significant for the global economy and the American people,” the Times said. "Excluding specific reporters and entire news organizations is a disservice to the public and an assault on press freedoms that we strongly condemn.”
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> Bloomberg News, in a story published Sunday evening, said “numerous” journalists from the news agency, including some based in Europe and Asia, had their accreditation requests rejected. It said denying the agency access to the meeting “undermines media freedom and public accountability.”

[More on the war on the first amendment](https://www.aol.com/articles/trump-says-meet-press-host-135014000.html)

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> [President Donald Trump](https://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/donald-trump/) said “Meet the Press” moderator [Kristen Welker](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/06/07/donald-trump-meet-the-press-interview-kristen-welker/90446748007/) will be reported to the Federal Communications Commission over her coverage of his endorsements ahead of the midterm elections.
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> “Kristen Welker, the Unpopular ‘Hostess’ of the once great Meet the Press, now considered Meet the Fake Press, just stated that [Donald Trump](https://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/donald-trump/) has ‘mixed results’ on his Endorsements of Candidates, when the recent WINS of Darline Graham and Mike Mazzei, stand at 100% for the U.S. Senate, and 98% for the U.S. House,” Trump wrote in a [Truth Social post](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117184581053116309) on Aug. 30.
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> Trump added: “Because of this purposeful inaccuracy, she will be reported to the FCC for rebuke or punishment. Unfortunately, she is not the only one.”
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> NBC News told USA TODAY that “Kristen is one of the best in the business and we stand by her” in an Aug. 30 statement.

[Even a leading conservative wants the felon in the oval out of the oval.](https://www.aol.com/articles/tucker-carlson-trump-needs-removed-023624000.html)

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> Conservative podcaster Tucker Carlson said Friday that President Trump should be removed from office if he is considering using nuclear weapons first, saying even entertaining the possibility should disqualify a president from serving.
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> “The second any president actively considers the first use of nuclear weapons, that person should be removed from office immediately, because that’s got to be the red line, destroying all of humanity with a nuclear strike,” Carlson said.
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> Carlson made the comments during a conversation with Joe Kent, the former director of the National Counterterrorism Center who resigned earlier this year in opposition to the war with Iran.
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> Carlson, who noted that he strongly opposed both efforts to impeach Trump during his first term, questioned why the same standard would not apply if a president were weighing a nuclear first strike.
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> “Why isn’t there an attempt to remove him from office, like, immediately?” Carlson said. “Anyone who would even tolerate that kind of talk from any of his subordinates or employees is by definition unfit.”
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> Trump has not publicly said he is considering using a nuclear weapon first.
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> Carlson’s comments come as he raised concerns about both the administration’s approach to Iran and a nuclear strategy being developed at the Pentagon.
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> Elbridge Colby, the undersecretary of defense for policy, earlier this month said at a conference that officials are looking to give the president and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth “credible, rational nuclear options.”

[Petulant child wants to ban products from the 51st state.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-don-t-want-canadian-201036605.html)

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> President Trump said Sunday he does not want U.S. businesses to import Canadian goods amid [continued tariff tensions](https://thehill.com/policy/international/6044914-carney-suspends-us-trade-talks-tariffs/) between the two countries.
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> In a post on Truth Social, Trump said his tariffs “revived, and indeed saved” the American automobile industry, pointing to profits made by Ford, General Motors and other U.S. car companies during his second term.
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> The president then called Canada “one of the worst abusers” in trade, after his [50 percent import taxes](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5979288-trump-imposes-canadian-tariffs/) on $27.6 billion worth of goods imported from Canada [went into effect](https://thehill.com/business/6047338-us-canada-trade-war-escalates/) earlier this month.
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> “They’ve been ripping us off for decades, and it’s going to stop. This should have happened long ago with other Presidents, just as stopping Iran should have happened long ago,” Trump continued, referring to his [levies on Canadian goods](https://thehill.com/policy/international/6044914-carney-suspends-us-trade-talks-tariffs/).
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> The president also said the Canadian government wants “to be treated like a State, but they aren’t one,” arguing that while he deals “with the Leadership of many Countries,” he finds Canada “to be the worst.”
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> Trump concluded, “They are entitled no longer!”

Would it be amiss if I were to remind the convict he’s one of those other presidents?

[But, not to worry; the felon has a fool proof plan! Well, a fool’s plan.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-demands-canadian-companies-doing-220010972.html)

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> Donald Trump sought to escalate [his trade war](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-tariffs-canada-trade-war-b3039789.html) with Canada on Sunday afternoon and issued a demand on Truth Social that Canadian companies wanting to do business with the U.S. reshore their headquarters within its borders.
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> His latest remarks come as Canadian officials warned that the country was prepared for an extended dispute with the U.S. after trade talks collapsed and Trump announced tariffs as high as 50 percent [on some Canadian goods](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/canada-tariffs-list-trump-hockey-b3038446.html) including dairy products and lumber. Canada [has levied reciprocal tariffs](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/canada-tariffs-us-carney-trump-trade-war-b3038556.html) against U.S. steel, aluminum and other exports.
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> On Sunday afternoon, the president said Canadian companies should move their headquarters and production facilities to avoid newly imposed tariffs. The duties are set to begin in 2027.
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> “Let all Canadian Companies that are doing business with America move to the United States, immediately. Many of them are Companies that moved out years ago due to stupid U.S. Leadership. When you move back, there are no TARIFFS!” Trump wrote.

[Under war criminal Pete, the leadership ranks are as empty as his soul.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/pete-hegseth-faces-questions-army-090000282.html)

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> The [U.S. Army](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/u-s-army) marked 150 days without a Senate-confirmed chief of staff on Sunday, as Republican friction over acting chief General Christopher LaNeve stalled progress toward filling the post.
> 
> The milestone underscores the Trump administration’s overhaul of [Pentagon](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/pentagon) leadership. The vacancy comes as the Army contends with the demands of an [ongoing conflict with Iran in the Middle East](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-iran-war-six-months-five-scenarios-what-next-operation-epic-fury-12378519) and rapidly evolving [drone warfare on the battlefields of Ukraine](https://www.newsweek.com/ukraine-magura-mv11-marine-drone-black-sea-fleet-12368268).
> 
> LaNeve, regarded as Defense Secretary [Pete Hegseth](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/pete-hegseth)’s preferred choice for the permanent assignment, has faced reservations from some lawmakers. The delay has intensified scrutiny over whether Senate [Republicans](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/republicans) are increasingly weighing military expertise against political alignment as the administration reshapes the armed forces’ highest ranks.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8390 "2026-08-31T02:47:03Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> You don’t really think there’s any actual renovation going on, do you?

Never said I did. I merely said there was an obsession with it.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8391 "2026-08-31T03:00:46Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> > …credible, rational nuclear options.”

Those words do not belong together in a sentence.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8392 "2026-08-31T07:54:26Z")

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> > [@Monty](#):
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> > “In an official ceremony we’re going to blow it up and we’re going to get the taxpayers their money back by selling all the pieces as paperweights,” he said of the ballroom that could cost a [reported](https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2026/06/16/records-reveal-600m-estimate-trumps-ballroom-project-with-half-taxpayers/) $600 million. “I am guaranteeing you that not only will I have a piece of that blown up ballroom as a paperweight, you’re going to have a chance to have one too.”

Reminds of the pieces of the Berlin Wall that are still being sold to tourists today. I think I want a ballroom paperweight too, but only after it has been thoroughly exorcised.  
BTW: The Berlin Wall pieces were mostly smaller than a paperweight, Mr. Krasner is being generous. And the pieces were more expensive if they showed paint, claiming it was original graffiti. I bet the paperweights will be most coveted if they show traces of fake gilding and are made of cheap plaster painted as marble.

> [@Monty](#):
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> > President Trump said Sunday he does not want U.S. businesses to import Canadian goods

How do you\* think you can charge tariffs if you don’t import the goods, you idiot?  
\* you, evidently, is Chieftain Ineptstein, as the quote is a nested quote.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8393 "2026-08-31T08:41:49Z")

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Heh. Trump thinks that “American” businesses operating in Canada can just pick up stakes and move to the US.

Well, no, they cannot. Canadian business law prevents American businesses from running Canadian branches from the US. “General Motors of Canada Inc.” is a Canadian company, incorporated in Canada. “Ford Motors of Canada Inc.” is a Canadian company, incorporated in Canada. Yes, the American owners of the shares in these Canadian companies (i.e. GM and Ford, respectively) own the shares, but have little say in these entirely separate corporations’ day-to-day business.

When Trump says that he’s wanting American corporations operating in Canada to return to the United States, he’s displaying his ignorance once again. Because what he thinks are American corporations operating in Canada, are actually Canadian corporations operating in Canada. Canadian business law 101: American corporations in Canada are not American. They are not allowed to be.

I recall working (in Canada) for a US-based company in Toronto that gave us US holidays: no Canada Day, no Canadian Thanksgiving, but instead, we got the Fourth of July and American Thanksgiving. That company was shut down pretty quickly once the Ontario Government got wind of that. Yeah, we all lost our jobs, but there was a certain amount of schadenfreude attached to the “Americans operating here must adhere to our labour laws, and if you do not, you won’t be allowed to operate in Canada.”

That’s just an example of where Trump’s “American companies operating in Canada should just move back to the US” falls flat. The companies he’s referring to are not American at all, they are Canadian corporations, as corporate records show. American companies cannot tell their Canadian subsidiaries what to do. The roadblock is that those Canadian corporations operate under an entirely different corporate structure than the American parent. In other words, and putting it simply, even if a business is nominally American, it isn’t really. Canadians retain control of all companies operating inside Canada.

Enough for now.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
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> [@Spoons](#):
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> American corporations operating in Canada, are actually Canadian corporations operating in Canada.

What about the flip-side of this? Are there Canada-based companies operating in the United States? Or American subsidiaries of Canadian companies in the United States? (BMO Bank comes to mind, I think. )

If so, that’s an opportunity for Trump to start harassing those businesses.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
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> [@Monty](#):
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> > [@Smapti](#):
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> > Have you ever dreamed of joining the FBI but worried that that conviction for fucking a horse would disqualify you?
> 
> Reminds me of an old joke.

After joining the FBI, you’d think I’d be known as “John Smith, FBI Agent”.

But nooooo-- you fuck _one_ horse…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Have you ever dreamed of joining the FBI but worried that that conviction for fucking a horse would disqualify you? Good news!

Is it only the horses? The article mentions “bestiality”.

How about furniture? Could you fuck a couch?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8397 "2026-08-31T15:37:29Z")

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How about the tax payers? Is an employee of the FBI, say the director, allowed to fuck the tax payers?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8398 "2026-08-31T15:49:31Z")

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Presumably several employees of the FBI have spouses or lovers, and those would be tax payers

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> I think I want a ballroom paperweight too, but only after it has been thoroughly exorcised.

I’ll buy one if they let me throw it at him.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/8400 "2026-08-31T17:35:46Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Canadian business law 101: **American corporations** in Canada are not American. They are not allowed to be.

Just curious: in what sense are they _American corporations_?

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