# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9801 "2026-10-23T15:16:19Z")

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_Dutch intel got over 2,000 screenshots from Kushner’s phone showing access to UAE/Saudi-funded accounts (over $2B total, via Azerbaijan) for secret Middle East deals, including Israel-UAE normalization. It says he transferred $700M+ to a warlord, mercenary and hit man. His lawyers deny the accounts existed or any improper activity._

> **[7 stunning claims from explosive book on Jared Kushner’s secret Gulf money trail](https://www.rawstory.com/jared-kushner-2678129088/)**
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> Secret accounts, alleged payments to shadowy figures, and spies watching his phone are among the bombshell claims about Jared Kushner in a new book excerpt published Thursday by Vanity Fair. First, journalist Matthew Cole alleged Gulf rulers supplied...

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9802 "2026-10-23T16:22:20Z")

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Hmmmm… 😕 So … basically he’s saying that republican voters are too  
stupid to distinguish between 2 candidates with the same name ?

> **[Trump team files lawsuit to block certification of Alaska Senate race](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-alaska-senate-race-dan-sullivan-lawsuit-b3072372.html?reloaded=1)**
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> Many in both parties believe the midterm fight could come down to Alaska, where Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan faces Democrat Mary Peltola

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9803 "2026-10-23T16:37:26Z")

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Enhh… It’s a sleazy trick, and I’d support well-crafted legislation to cut down on similar tactics. BUT! It’s nothing compared to storming the Capitol building, or the president trying to get the governor of Georgia to fudge election results, or Trump offering a $5000 bribe for voters to keep a Republican majority in congress.

So if it’s Democratic trick, gohd bless them. This time.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9804 "2026-10-23T20:46:19Z")

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Well this is random. Now he’s a fortune cookie?

[![](https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.99422-6/862867215_29793481953573067_3960568329373714137_n.png?stp=dst-jpg_tt6&cstp=mx936x428&ctp=s936x428&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=833d8c&_nc_ohc=78o7ZDgRTesQ7kNvwGAiSls&_nc_oc=AdpT-IIBhVLk_U9CPmfKoqRp8_PGWXYxr4bYBy986ZB9WR7fqtMWJV2N2VD_XspP6eOwgKWiwVeyZv1MCEPanTxe&_nc_zt=14&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-2.xx&_nc_gid=fGlBdQ1dy7cLdwV9fd9RqQ&_nc_ss=7b2a8&oh=00_AQOJre_6Md2jyPCN12W_DLo2S-cg9OJQ8to6ddjYNq3Wqg&oe=6AE182B6) ](https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.99422-6/862867215_29793481953573067_3960568329373714137_n.png?stp=dst-jpg_tt6&cstp=mx936x428&ctp=s936x428&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=833d8c&_nc_ohc=78o7ZDgRTesQ7kNvwGAiSls&_nc_oc=AdpT-IIBhVLk_U9CPmfKoqRp8_PGWXYxr4bYBy986ZB9WR7fqtMWJV2N2VD_XspP6eOwgKWiwVeyZv1MCEPanTxe&_nc_zt=14&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-2.xx&_nc_gid=fGlBdQ1dy7cLdwV9fd9RqQ&_nc_ss=7b2a8&oh=00_AQOJre_6Md2jyPCN12W_DLo2S-cg9OJQ8to6ddjYNq3Wqg&oe=6AE182B6)

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9805 "2026-10-23T20:50:01Z")

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Going for the Pulitzer. Baby steps.

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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”  
— Wayne Gretzky  
— Michael Scott

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9807 "2026-10-23T22:09:54Z")

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Diaper Don must have missed another security briefing.

- BREAKING: AMB. TOM BARRACK WARNS U.S. STRIKE COULD HAPPEN THIS WEEKEND

Q: Your ambassador to Türkiye said that “absolutely” there could be a strike on Iran this weekend.

Trump: "He is a powerful man, I guess.

I don’t know anything about it."

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9808 "2026-10-23T22:29:00Z")

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_The President’s Brain Is Missing_: Beautiful handsome men edition

Ogling men’s bodies

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2113725715946594365>

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2113721882134630590>

The Gulf of Mexico is selling t-shirts, I guess

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2113720522672656696>

This never happened. For one, Trump doesn’t have any friends.

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2113720365822411190>

When the name of your state changes, housing prices go up. That’s just how it works

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2113720309740417515>

“Think of it” is Trump’s tell that he’s lost his train of thought

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2113716096390103433>

I’ll inform Vice President John Bowman that he has to resign too

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2113712343716864338>

He… didn’t actually watch her one press conference, did he?

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2113711643729551766>

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9809 "2026-10-23T22:53:09Z")

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> [@fachverwirrt](#):
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> “Knauss” isn’t even her birth name. She was born Melania Knavs. How scandalous!
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> And Vance was born Bowman.
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> But none of that matters, you see, because they’re white.

Consistency is woke

Hypocrisy is strength.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9810 "2026-10-23T22:56:10Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> At the very least, you’d think Trump would keep FEMA around just so he can help red states and withhold assistance from blue states as a form of punishment for not voting for him

It’s not just about punishing blue states today. He’s destroying the infrastructure a future President would use to help all the States, so his crapulence will live on after him. It would take years to build FEMA 2.0 after all the people with experience have been spread to the wind.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9811 "2026-10-23T23:01:49Z")

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/nitpick/ Isn’t crapulence sickness from too much food or drink? /nitpick/

Anyway, yeah, will take maybe a generation before infrastructure can be restored.

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> It would take years to build FEMA 2.0 after all the people with experience have been spread to the wind.

This statement applies throughout the federal government. The institutional memory that was purposely destroyed by Trump, the experience of decades that explains why things are done how they are done and why, will never be recouped. It makes me sick.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9813 "2026-10-23T23:08:42Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> /nitpick/ Isn’t crapulence sickness from too much food or drink? /nitpick/

I will not countenance the suggestion that Mr Burns misspoke!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/5yicacIKQ8M/maxresdefault.jpg "Mr Burns Taking Candy From A Baby") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yicacIKQ8M&t=10)

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9814 "2026-10-23T23:20:17Z")

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Why all this consternation? They have AI now!

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> **[CRAPULENT Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/crapulent)**
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> CRAPULENT definition: sick from gross excess in drinking or eating. See examples of crapulent used in a sentence.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9816 "2026-10-23T23:25:50Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I can almost see the green scaly lizardman skin underneath.

That’s an insult to lizard people.

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That’s crapulen **t**. I said boo-urns crapulen **ce**.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9818 "2026-10-23T23:39:14Z")

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> **[CRAPULENCE Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/crapulence)**
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> CRAPULENCE definition: a word derived from crapulent. See examples of crapulence used in a sentence.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9819 "2026-10-23T23:42:59Z")

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They’re both perfectly cromulent words.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/9820 "2026-10-23T23:48:14Z")

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Who are you going to believe; me, or your lying dictionaries?

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