# The Trump Sandwich **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261 "2016-08-19T01:05:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/1 "2016-08-19T01:05:26Z")
(Props to Windsor sandwich shop!) White Bread, Full of Bologna, Leaning up against the sandwich on all sides: a single layer of Mexican tortilla chips, (a wall effectively!) And a side of Russian dressing! (You know you want one now!) šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/2 "2016-08-19T01:20:21Z")
Looks like they forgot the bullshit šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/3 "2016-08-19T02:07:28Z")
Ham topped with thin orange cheese that doesnā€™t quite cover up the meat, and with a price that will bankrupt you. ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/4 "2016-08-19T06:48:49Z")
Donā€™t forget about the tiny pickle. ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/5 "2016-08-19T12:34:41Z")
and Trump lives onā€¦I wanna see that hair change to gray like the rest of the presidents after they reach the end of their terms! ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/6 "2016-08-19T12:47:17Z")
Itā€™s the greatest BLT in the world. Itā€™s huuuuge. Ingredients: A can of 30 weight oil poured over a Milky Way bar. (Over the next 2 days his spin doctors will point out that oil on a candy bar can be seen as a sandwich and Trump didnā€™t explicitly say what ā€œBLTā€ stood for. Followed by Trump saying it was sarcasm.) ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/7 "2016-08-19T13:14:34Z")
Waitā€¦ its not tiny-finger-food? ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/8 "2016-08-19T13:21:10Z")
Trump sandwich? Itā€™s all filler, no substance. You can eat the whole damn thing and youā€™ll still be hungry. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/9 "2016-08-19T13:32:34Z")
Doh! I canā€™t believe I forgot the little pickle, sticking up ! Apologies! (Iā€™m very much enjoying all the suggestions too!) ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/10 "2016-08-19T13:38:05Z")
Cut into tiny triangles for tiny hands to hold. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/11 "2016-08-19T13:50:56Z")
I would go with an orange slice on bull fat with ramen noodles that are all along one side of the sandwich but folded over the top of the bread. And when the sandwich is served you get a blast of hot air. ---
**Author:** ![Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Backwater_Under_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/12 "2016-08-20T01:16:33Z")
Iā€™m going to go with the sandwich I named for my late friend Jack, who had a preference to _variety meats_ ā€“ Tongue in a Bun. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/13 "2016-08-20T15:58:50Z")
As with everything Trump, a two word[review](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA) sums it up. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/14 "2016-08-20T16:34:33Z")
Shit on a shingle, with a side of dainty lady fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/15 "2016-08-20T16:40:00Z")
I think it should have vegetarian bologna. Itā€™s not a real hero if the meat has been caught. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/16 "2016-08-20T17:57:51Z")
[Link to a Huffpo article](http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/08/18/trump-sandwich-wall-mexican-chips_n_11595178.html), which includes a picture and stuff about his supporters giving reviews. (And a stupid auto-playing video.) There was another sandwich earlier this year at a different place, [in Burlington](https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2016/01/07/a-burlington-deli-is-serving-a-donald-trump-sandwich-special), apparently. Itā€™s bologna on white bread, filled with BS (bacon slices) with lettuce, tomato, and deli mustard. The owner reassures Trump that there will be no spicy mustard, that they had built a wall around it. The owner also put out a tip jar for both Bernie and Trump, asking people to put money in the one they support. As of the article, they got $120 in the Sanders jar, and $6.70 in the Trump jar. ---
**Author:** ![EPoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f6c823/32.png) [@EPoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EPoch)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/17 "2016-08-22T06:15:30Z")
And you have to eat it with a knife and fork. **No Exceptions!** ---
**Author:** ![davey77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@davey77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davey77)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-sandwich/763261/18 "2016-08-24T00:20:14Z")
Iā€™m stealing and nominating one from ā€œThe Jeffersons.ā€ The Trump sandwich would be, ā€œCold Tongue on Toastā€!