# The Truth about Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [April 17, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910 "2013-04-17T04:19:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![JXJohns](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jxjohns/32/469_2.png) [@JXJohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JXJohns)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/21 "2013-04-17T04:49:56Z")

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> [@DPRK\_Truth](#):
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> DPR Korea does not sell its soul to the Western snakes through trade; that would be a violation of the self-reliance stressed in the Juche Idea.

Well clearly you guys have a problem. I’d blame the Chinese for ripping you off and misrepresenting their counterfeit products as your own. They do it to us all of the time.

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**Author:** ![DPRK\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@DPRK\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK_Truth)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/22 "2013-04-17T04:52:17Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> An actual point to discuss:
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> How is it that any outside nation can have an effect on agricultural production of the self-contained _Juche_? If there is truly self-reliance in the DPRK, then they should be able to raise their own food. What “hunger genocide” are you claiming is happening?

There is no hunger in DPR Korea.

I do admit, however, that in the mid-1990s there was a few years period of moderate difficulty for some North Koreans. This however was due to aggressive actions by the West, with the flames fed by the reptile media, which led to a secret NASA program of weather control in the Korean Peninsula in the hopes of eliminating the North Korean people and their glorious Juche Idea through hunger genocide.

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**Author:** ![DPRK\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@DPRK\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK_Truth)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/23 "2013-04-17T04:54:28Z")

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> [@JXJohns](#):
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> Well clearly you guys have a problem. I’d blame the Chinese for ripping you off and misrepresenting their counterfeit products as your own. They do it to us all of the time.

No. The reptile media funds such counterfeicy in order to create the deceptious illusion that “through trade, DPR Korea is moving away from communism”, so that they can sell more papers and the pig dogs can get even fatter as they continue to prey on the slave labor of the common people who in the American Empire are nothing more than enslaved serfs. Such a lie cannot be farther from the truth. Communism forever!

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/24 "2013-04-17T04:56:38Z")

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Hasn’t the average height of North Koreans gone down, while the South Koreans have become taller? Pretty bizarre if food is so plentiful as you suggest.

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**Author:** ![DPRK\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@DPRK\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK_Truth)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/25 "2013-04-17T04:58:25Z")

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> [@pool](#):
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> Hasn’t the average height of North Koreans gone down, while the South Koreans have become taller? Pretty bizarre if food is so plentiful as you suggest.

Fabricated statistics from the pigs dogs and snakes of the American Imperial puppet front “United Nations” are not truthful.

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**Author:** ![JXJohns](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jxjohns/32/469_2.png) [@JXJohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JXJohns)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/26 "2013-04-17T04:58:27Z")

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> [@DPRK\_Truth](#):
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> No. The reptile media funds such counterfeicy in order to create the deceptious illusion that “through trade, DPR Korea is moving away from communism”, so that they can sell more papers and the pig dogs can get even fatter as they continue to prey on the slave labor of the common people who in the American Empire are nothing more than enslaved serfs. Such a lie cannot be farther from the truth. Communism forever!

I used to have a pig dog as a pet. Smartest thing on the farm. We called them digs or pogs. Much easier to say than pig-dog.

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/27 "2013-04-17T05:05:30Z")

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Ah, it’s been years since I’ve been a running dog lackey of the imperialist warmongers. It takes me back.

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/28 "2013-04-17T05:06:25Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> If one actually wants to have a serious discussion, throwing around silly epithets like “pig dogs” is not going to help. It makes one look like the cartoon image of “commies” form the 1960s running around spouting about “running dog capitalists.” Basically, anyone who reads the screed in the Original Post is going to figure that it was written by some college freshman with no idea what he or she was talking about and will become the butt of a lot of laughter.
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> I am curious, by the way, as to where you live and whether you have ever actually been to the DPRK?

Well, long ago (during the 80s) I was working for an NGO in a technical library serving social workers.

For some reason, we would receive the numerous tomes including all of Kim Il Sung’s speeches (“speech at the fish canning factory of wherever on 4/17/74”, that sort of things) along with a monthly North Korean magazine, in French. The magazine was truly nice, with beautiful pictures, but of course completely filled with propaganda. I always wondered what they expected to achieve by sending this to us (besides wondering how many of such magazines were sent all over the world, if they bothered to send it to a very minor NGO like ours. Obviously, we never had requested it, and we had no connection whatsoever with Korea).

Given this experience, I wouldn’t even be surprised to learn that the OP is genuine (in which case, it would be posted on all sufficient large message boards, I guess). Apart from too many mentions of pigs, the content of the OP isn’t that much different from what was sent to us.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/29 "2013-04-17T05:19:14Z")

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> [@DPRK\_Truth](#):
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> The people of DPR Korea have developed an independent Internet free of capitalist lies and pig influences.

Well, at least that’s **something,** and almost certainly something better than you ever could offer either Korea.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/30 "2013-04-17T05:20:58Z")

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> [@JXJohns](#):
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> I used to have a pig dog as a pet. Smartest thing on the farm. We called them digs or pogs. Much easier to say than pig-dog.

Well and good so feebly far as that goes, but, was he delicious or was he not?

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**Author:** ![DPRK\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@DPRK\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK_Truth)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/31 "2013-04-17T05:25:13Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Well, at least that’s **something,** and almost certainly something better than you ever could offer either Korea.

It is much better than anything the Western swines and their puppets can offer.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/32 "2013-04-17T05:29:59Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> My sides are surprisingly unsplit.

Oh, I’ll fix that . . . Bite down on this and hold still . . .

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/33 "2013-04-17T05:34:00Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> If one actually wants to have a serious discussion, throwing around silly epithets like “pig dogs” is not going to help.

Come now, and repeatedly! Words/phrases like _Schweinhundt_ are . . . well . . . not srictly nice and not strictly necessary, but, ever so **kewl!** And indispensable therefore! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/34 "2013-04-17T05:51:19Z")

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> [@DPRK\_Truth](#):
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> I do admit, however, that in the mid-1990s there was a few years period of moderate difficulty for some North Koreans. This however was due to aggressive actions by the West, with the flames fed by the reptile media, which led to a secret NASA program of weather control in the Korean Peninsula in the hopes of eliminating the North Korean people and their glorious Juche Idea through hunger genocide.

If NASA was changing North Korea’s weather to damage its crops, why didn’t North Korea just change it back? Or are you admitting that NASA can do something that North Korea can’t?

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/35 "2013-04-17T05:53:31Z")

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> [@DPRK\_Truth](#):
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> There is no hunger in DPR Korea.
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> I do admit, however, that in the mid-1990s there was a few years period of moderate difficulty for some North Koreans. This however was due to aggressive actions by the West, with the flames fed by the reptile media, which led to a secret NASA program of weather control in the Korean Peninsula in the hopes of eliminating the North Korean people and their glorious Juche Idea through hunger genocide.

> [@DPRK\_Truth](#):
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> No. The reptile media funds such counterfeicy in order to create the deceptious illusion that “through trade, DPR Korea is moving away from communism”, so that they can sell more papers and the pig dogs can get even fatter as they continue to prey on the slave labor of the common people who in the American Empire are nothing more than enslaved serfs. Such a lie cannot be farther from the truth. Communism forever!

I have no idea whether you are really this much of a _naïf_ or if you are simply trolling. In either case, if you continue in this vein, your posting privileges will be removed.

If you live in California, then you should be aware of how your silly insults of “pig dogs” and “reptiles” make you sound like a bad cartoon.  
I asked you a question about your claim of “hunger genocide” and you spouted nonsense about attempts to control the weather. (If the U.S. could actually control weather, we would not have seen serious drought through Texas for the last several years.) You have now posted several times to make ludicrous accusations without bothering to back up a single claim with evidence.

This sort of nonsense is going to provoke more posters to post simply to mock you. Since you are the one who is providing no content to the discussion, you are the one who will lose your posting privileges.  
If you are simply a _naïf_, I feel sorry for you; if you are a troll, you are a boring troll. Either way, you will stop the game you are playing or you will depart.

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/36 "2013-04-17T05:59:43Z")

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Wait… NASA can control the weather?? So the drought in the Great Lakes, do I blame NASA for causing it or for not fixing it? Or do I thank them for bigger beaches? I bet North Korea can find out with their secret-spy stereo speaker satellite! Oh, wait…

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/37 "2013-04-17T06:11:59Z")

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This fellow reminds me of Kathaksung.

I’ve been reading up, recently, reports and such from the Hermit Kingdom. And I feel that, in a perverse way, I have to admire the creativity of the staff writers for their Propaganda Ministry or whatever they call it. I mean, how can they come up with stuff like all the holes in one Kim Jong Il could make in a single golf game, or the cranes weeping or whatever it was they did when KJI died.

I think if not a troll, DPRK Truth is just obeying orders. He’s probably just a one-trick-pony.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/38 "2013-04-17T06:15:32Z")

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I think he just might be “wonwy”.

**Capt**

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/39 "2013-04-17T06:20:52Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> This fellow reminds me of Kathaksung.

Kat is genuinely suffering from severe mental illness.

The OP, here, may just be following orders rather than trolling, _per se_, but he is liable to be disruptive and probably will not last long in his current guise.

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea/655910/40 "2013-04-17T06:35:09Z")

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The OP 's posts ARE effective. Anyone else notice how they provoke a feeling in the reader, towards the average NK, citizen, of “well then, starve or get yourself bombed or hauled off to a Kim - praising concentration camp for all I care? If you’re so stubborn and so hateful?”  
Remember we’re talking to someone writing while held at gunpoint, here.

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