You know what your problem is, Really? You confuse people with the facts.
Because … conspiracy!
Nazi Alien mind-control neo-Illuminati campaign so you don’t notice your Freemason bricks are only 7-1/4" long …
Well, not being a secret ruler of the world, I thought maybe there was something I was missing in the long game. 
You forgot about the two or three fnord people on board who were actually high ranking US spies. They wanted to abduct fnord those guys. The other 260-some passengers and crew were acceptable collateral fnord damage.
It’s important to keep these various CTs and all their details fnord straight.
I believe there was also a fear that if they shot down the plane explosively, it would disperse the chemtrail agents throughout the atmosphere.
Is there a specific reason you want us to paint bulls-eyes on our roofs? … or is this all about crop circles again?
At least it didn’t say “ANAL PROBE HERE” with an arrow pointing to town. 
Forget the conspiracy theory–this is one of the worst poems I’ve ever read.
I read it aloud in a deadpan voice while snapping my fingers and imagining soft jazz music.
It didn’t help. 
The Yellow Rose of Texas shows some promise.
Wasn’t this the basic idea behind Lost?
Those poor ferrets … you could have given them a bit a valium beforehand …
My uncle on the plane is dead and so my auntie got a ring
From State Department minions with news about a lot of things
The flight landed on an island surrounded by a tempest toss’d
In fact it was the Island we would later come to see in LOST
The plane was badly damaged and yet not a shred of it remains
No bodies ever were found or were heard from, or even seen again
But bundles of their sandals and their sneakers all were washed ashore
Since they couldn’t be digested by LOST Island’s mystic Smoke Mon-stor*
In fact the KAL victims were kept hostage and then maybe killed
Because they knew the secrets of the Island’s major mysteries.
And now they’re gone way and are nothing more than histories.
*Hey, if Gilbert can rhyme “strategy” with “sat a Gee” (which is short for “Sat on a giddyup” which means “ride a horse” in some obscure British slang, I can rhyme “washed ashore” with “with smoke mon-stor”
I AM THE VERY MODEL OF CONSPIRACY THEORISTS
I ferret out the truth with dowsing, astrology and hypnotists
My journey long ago began with a mysterious telephone
And since then my life’s been a journey into the Twilight Zone
My uncle on the plane was dead and so my auntie got a ring
From State Department minions with news about a lot of things
The flight landed on an island surrounded by a tempest toss’d
In fact it was the Island we would later come to see in LOST
The plane was badly damaged and yet not a shred of it remains
No bodies ever were found or were heard from, or even seen again
But bundles of their sandals and their sneakers all were washed ashore
Since they couldn’t be digested by LOST Island’s mystic Smoke Mon-stor*
In fact the KAL victims were kept hostage and then maybe killed
Because they knew the secrets of the Island’s major mysteries.
And now they’re gone way and are nothing more than histories.
*Hey, if Gilbert can rhyme “strategy” with “sat a Gee” (which is short for “Sat on a giddyup” which means “ride a horse” in some obscure British slang, I can rhyme “washed ashore” with “with smoke mon-stor”
Crap. Duplicate post (mostly). Mods, feel free to delete the first one please.
The Korean flight was number 7. They ended up on an island never to be seen nor heard from again.
The SS Minnow numbered 7 people total. They ended up on an island never to be seen nor heard from again.
Coincidence? That’s certainly what *they *would want you to believe.
The hidden Truth is that if we find Gilligan we’ll also find Tbartif6’s uncle.
Try the Johnny Cash cover of Hurt. Lends some gravitas.
Edit:
Fenris: Author! Author!
Not canon. Not even close. You probably think Lucas was proud of this. 