# The Truth About the Board Crash.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915 "2008-07-28T16:04:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/1 "2008-07-28T16:04:23Z")
Can now be told. On Sunday I banned [this guy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Somebody waxed wroth and the board was smoten. Sorry. It was an honest mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/2 "2008-07-28T16:06:43Z")
Well, that’s convincing. I’m sure we all expect Der Trihs in here any minute to accept this proof. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/3 "2008-07-28T16:09:08Z")
So you nailed him, eh? It’s a cross you will have to bear. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/4 "2008-07-28T16:10:04Z")
he was a sock with a telltale hole. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/5 "2008-07-28T16:11:03Z")
Wow - that takes some balls, to ban JesusChrist. He’ll be back in three days, though. ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/6 "2008-07-28T16:11:16Z")
You do realise that in about 3 days, his account will miraculously become unbanned, right? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/7 "2008-07-28T16:12:09Z")
Savior or not, He’ll be subject to the no-sock rule. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/8 "2008-07-28T16:13:04Z")
Banned name! Sorry Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/9 "2008-07-28T16:13:23Z")
I think we’re about to find out how many JC puns can dance on the head of a pin. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/10 "2008-07-28T16:15:46Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Can now be told. On Sunday I banned [this guy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Somebody waxed wroth and the board was smoten. Sorry. It was an honest mistake. [/QUOTE] Oh sure, you can’t just wash your hands of this, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/11 "2008-07-28T16:17:12Z")
[QUOTE=Mahna Mahna] You do realise that in about 3 days, his account will miraculously become unbanned, right? [/QUOTE] [Nelson Muntz} HA ha! {/NM} ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/12 "2008-07-28T16:24:06Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] On Sunday… [/QUOTE] Dude, you were supposed to be resting. ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/13 "2008-07-28T16:25:36Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Savior or not, He’ll be subject to the no-sock rule. [/QUOTE] What about the screen name rule? Dude, what’s his IP? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/14 "2008-07-28T16:25:46Z")
I rested plenty after the board went down! It was… not so good. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/15 "2008-07-28T16:27:27Z")
What was His IP address? He’ll probably come back as Jesus\_Christ, Jesus-Christ, Jesus.Christ, JesusHChrist, HaysoosChristo and JesusChris†. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/16 "2008-07-28T16:27:54Z")
Wait 'til we hear from his dad. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/17 "2008-07-28T16:29:37Z")
[QUOTE=elmwood] What was His IP address? [/QUOTE] 1. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/18 "2008-07-28T16:30:13Z")
How on earth have we been able to go for all these years and only now have someone wander in with that name? If we were still on AOL, our recent visitor would have been Jesuschrist565720b. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/19 "2008-07-28T16:30:25Z")
I suspect he’s still hanging around… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/20 "2008-07-28T16:38:17Z")
[QUOTE=gotpasswords] How on earth have we been able to go for all these years and only now have someone wander in with that name? [/QUOTE] We did have a **Jesus Christ** join on January 2, 2000. Maybe Y2K was real after all. That poster, I presume, was not a spammer. Some of our best Jesus-related handles include: **ChocolateJesus** **Chuck E. Jesus** **DrinkNWetJesus** **ExecutiveJesus** **jesus** **Jesus Christ, Son of God** **Jesus is Lord** **Jesus is Lord 7** (no word on what happened to 2 - 6) **Jesus Presley** **jesuscrust** **JesusFreak** **JesusFreakNo177** (again, 2 through 176 forgot to show up) **Jesusismynametoo** (really?) **JesusPresley** (you know, I’ve never seen them in the same place) **Jesus\_Chrizzle** **Mayor McJesus** (seems like a demotion) **Silicon Jesus** **sweeteviljesus** (of course) **SweetZombieJesus** and of course, the least popular one… **UglyJesus** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915.md?page=2)