# The Truth About the Board Crash.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915 "2008-07-28T16:04:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/21 "2008-07-28T16:52:21Z")
Was he the SDMB’s own personal Jesus? [QUOTE=elmwood] He’ll probably come back as Jesus\_Christ, Jesus-Christ, Jesus.Christ, JesusHChrist, HaysoosChristo and JesusChris†. [/QUOTE] And then Jesus Christ, Superstar. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/22 "2008-07-28T16:55:21Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Somebody waxed wroth and the board was smoten. [/QUOTE] It wasn’t _that_ smoten if Jerry could fix it in a morning. I mean, what kind of divine judgment would the Flood have been if tech support had rebooted the weather and deleted the waters on the second day? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/23 "2008-07-28T16:55:34Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Savior or not, He’ll be subject to the no-sock rule. [/QUOTE] Well, it’s true that socks and sandals do NOT go well together. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/24 "2008-07-28T17:04:32Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Savior or not, He’ll be subject to the no-sock rule. [/QUOTE] No socks, no shoes, no service? You’re potentially playing with fire (and brimstone), here, **Marley23**. The first group of people who tried to get rid of him got assimilated![sup]1[/sup] [sup]1[/sup]Just in case anyone was wondering, I’m talking about the Romans. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/25 "2008-07-28T17:04:46Z")
Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/26 "2008-07-28T17:07:59Z")
He was warned for our transgressions, He was banned for our iniquities the chastisement of our threads were upon Him and by his socks, we are healed. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/27 "2008-07-28T17:13:39Z")
[QUOTE=Shodan] Banned name! Sorry Regards, Shodan [/QUOTE] Thank \ that I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read that. **Marley23** , aren’t you aware that this guy sits at the right hand of Cecil? Oh well, he can tell his friends that he was hung up on the board. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/28 "2008-07-28T17:15:19Z")
[QUOTE=cmyk] Oh sure, you can’t just wash your hands of this, you know. [/QUOTE] That’s a dumb joke. I can’t read this thread anymore. I’m off to do my Pilates exercises. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/29 "2008-07-28T17:16:50Z")
Ah, but would he have banned **Mohammed**? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/30 "2008-07-28T17:17:40Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] Ah, but would he have banned **Mohammed**? [/QUOTE] I would have made him post a .jpg of himself first. Just so I knew it was really him. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/31 "2008-07-28T17:31:18Z")
I’ve scoured the board in search of other deities, but learned one thing. If you come to the SDMB in search of God, you aren’t going to be able to find Him. Incidently there Allah, Budda and Krishna aren’t here either. ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/32 "2008-07-28T17:38:39Z")
Jesus wept. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/33 "2008-07-28T17:40:56Z")
[QUOTE=elmwood] What was His IP address? He’ll probably come back as Jesus\_Christ, Jesus-Christ, Jesus.Christ, JesusHChrist, HaysoosChristo and JesusChris†. [/QUOTE] What about His family name at birth? Joshua bar Joseph ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/34 "2008-07-28T17:52:52Z")
Sheesh, **Marley** , was this banning really necessary? Jesus is just alright with me. Jesus is just alright. Oh, yeah. Jesus is just alright with me; Jesus is just alright. ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/35 "2008-07-28T17:52:59Z")
I noticed He has no posts. Was He banned only for the screan name? But then because of the no sock rule He won’t be able to return under another name. I don’t know about that. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/36 "2008-07-28T18:01:14Z")
[QUOTE=WarmNPrickly] I noticed He has no posts. Was He banned only for the screan name? [/QUOTE] He was banned for being a spammer (I checked the email address). I get those guys pre-emptively whenever I can. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/37 "2008-07-28T18:22:35Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] He was banned for being a spammer (I checked the email address). I get those guys pre-emptively whenever I can. [/QUOTE] Jesus is Jewish and keeps kosher. He won’t touch spam. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/38 "2008-07-28T18:23:35Z")
He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy! I can’t beleive I am the first to do a Python! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/39 "2008-07-28T18:24:42Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] Ah, but would he have banned **Mohammed**? [/QUOTE] Or Flying Spagetti Monster? ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/40 "2008-07-28T18:34:48Z")
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