# The Truth About the Board Crash.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915 "2008-07-28T16:04:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/41 "2008-07-28T18:38:19Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Can now be told. On Sunday I banned [this guy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) [/QUOTE] JesusChrist WHY?!? Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/42 "2008-07-28T18:41:23Z")
Jesus! Come back! Save me! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/43 "2008-07-28T18:54:14Z")
Yeah! Save our Soul! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/44 "2008-07-28T18:59:50Z")
Well that’s pretty cool… it says you can _[Add JesusChrist to Your Buddy List](http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b363/leonardi/j2k3-15.jpg)_. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/45 "2008-07-28T19:02:00Z")
Ah, yes, [Buddy Jesus.](http://www.truthaboutit.net/pictures/Buddy-Jesus.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/46 "2008-07-28T19:09:49Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] Ah, but would he have banned **Mohammed**? [/QUOTE] I’m trying to come up with a “mountain comes to Mohammed” joke and failing. Can someone else pick up my slack? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/47 "2008-07-28T19:12:51Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] Ah, yes, [Buddy Jesus.](http://www.truthaboutit.net/pictures/Buddy-Jesus.jpg) [/QUOTE] The resemblance to this [guy](http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/ceo_socnet/image/burger-king.jpg) is uncanny. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/48 "2008-07-28T19:28:38Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Jesus is Jewish and keeps kosher. He won’t touch spam. [/QUOTE] There’s Turkey Spam®, ya know. [QUOTE=Little Plastic Ninja] I’m trying to come up with a “mountain comes to Mohammed” joke and failing. Can someone else pick up my slack? [/QUOTE] When Mohammed comes around the mountain, he’ll be drivin’ six white horses, when he comes. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/49 "2008-07-28T19:57:52Z")
[QUOTE=DSYoungEsq] If Biggus Dickus shows, ban him, too. [/QUOTE] The mods are, as usual, way ahead of us lesser mortals. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=22088](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/50 "2008-07-28T21:21:15Z")
[QUOTE=Dinsdale] I suspect he’s still hanging around… [/QUOTE] Probably renamed himself **TheHolyGhost** and is just lurking now, unseen. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/51 "2008-07-28T23:58:08Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] I’ve scoured the board in search of other deities, but learned one thing. If you come to the SDMB in search of God, you aren’t going to be able to find Him. Incidently there Allah, Budda and Krishna aren’t here either. [/QUOTE] _GOD_ registered back in 2000. He never posted. GOD registered in 1999, posted 180 times, and left us in 2000. Don’t know why. Mohammad registered back in 2001. Forgot to post. Maybe he was waiting for the posts to come to him. Buddha was here for a year, back in 1999-2000. Forgot to post. (What is it with these Easterners? ) We still await the arrival of Krishna. Just to give equal time in this election year, The Devil registered in 1999, posted thrice, then left in 2000. Lucifer came in for a month in 2003, posted once. Hope it was a classic. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/52 "2008-07-29T00:21:49Z")
**Satan** used to post quite a bit, of course… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/53 "2008-07-29T00:30:43Z")
Did we ever have a Xenu? Or can you not get the intertubes on a DC-8? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/54 "2008-07-29T00:34:16Z")
[QUOTE=samclem] _GOD_ registered back in 2000. He never posted. GOD registered in 1999, posted 180 times, and left us in 2000. Don’t know why. [/QUOTE] Huh. So you’re saying he was one of us? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/55 "2008-07-29T00:37:01Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] Did we ever have a Xenu? [/QUOTE] Registered in January 2000, never posted. Which was a few months before Shiva and about a year before Amon-Re. Quetzlcoatl followed in 2006. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/56 "2008-07-29T01:35:22Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Somebody waxed wroth and the board was smoten. Sorry. It was an honest mistake. [/QUOTE] Just like the fig tree. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/57 "2008-07-29T03:00:03Z")
Add JesusChrist to Your Ignore List and Jack Chick’s head will asplode. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/58 "2008-07-29T03:42:12Z")
[QUOTE=dogbutler] Add JesusChrist to Your Ignore List [/QUOTE] Holy Shit, this is the High Point of my life. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/59 "2008-07-29T04:28:45Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Can now be told. On Sunday I banned [this guy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Somebody waxed wroth and the board was smoten. Sorry. It was an honest mistake. [/QUOTE] You’re in the clear. The REAL Jesus uses a space between his names. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915/60 "2008-07-29T04:33:10Z")
Well, I say all us other gods leave in solidarity! _humph_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-truth-about-the-board-crash/457915.md?page=4)