# The Twisted Movie Title Game!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 9, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761 "2000-08-09T22:42:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shaky\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Shaky\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaky_Jake)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/41 "2000-08-10T16:41:19Z")

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close enough…“She lied and cracked my stein”

Ordinary germs and cars = Plain Strains and Automobiles?

New Year’s Eve party dresses for gamblers = Year End Clothing in Las Vegas?

The others are killing me…I Think I’ve got the movie for Woody Allen, but I can’t come up with an appropriate rhyme…

I’ll throw it out in case others can…

The dirty laundromat I’m thinking rhymes with Mighty Aphrodite, and contains “Untidy”…The Hoffman movie I’m at a complete loss for.

Shaky Jake

(If this posts twice, sorry - I had sudden inspitation on the Vegas one, and hit stop)

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/42 "2000-08-10T16:55:23Z")

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Footsie = Dustin Hoffman movie

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/43 "2000-08-10T16:56:55Z")

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I’m thinking of a movie about a gentile all covered with blood, and it rhymes with a recent children’s movie.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/44 "2000-08-10T18:07:19Z")

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2 for Shaky Jake, 1 for pugluvr, and I thought Year-End Clothing in Las Vegas was gonna be a tough one.

The Woody Allen movie is not Mighty Aphrodite.

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/45 "2000-08-10T18:16:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by pugluvr \*  
> \*\*I’m thinking of a movie about a gentile all covered with blood, and it rhymes with a recent children’s movie. \*\*

Goy Gory (gee, all this and alliteration also!)

I’m thinking about a movie loosely based on a fable that rhymes with a Harrison Ford movie already spoofed.

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**Author:** ![Shaky\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Shaky\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaky_Jake)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/46 "2000-08-10T18:57:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \*  
> The Woody Allen movie is not Mighty Aphrodite.

Good, because I was gonna scream if it was something like “Untidy Wash-All-Nighty”…which, on the other hand, is worth a chuckle.

Is it something along the lines of “Grimy Mister Cleaners”?

Shaky Jake

Oh, my pathetic first effort was “The Pan Who Could Be Ming” (The Man Who Would Be King - great flick if you’ve never seen it)

Shaky Jake

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/47 "2000-08-10T19:17:12Z")

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I was thinking of Grime Amidst the Cleaners, but you’re close enough.

Is anybody still working on the floating duplex/Kubrick one, that’s my favorite so far but it could be pretty tricky.

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**Author:** ![Shaky\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Shaky\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaky_Jake)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/48 "2000-08-10T19:17:14Z")

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While I await Robot arms reply, I’ll throw out…

A movie about toilet trainint that rhymes with a _steamy_ Lawrence Kasdan _film noir_ from the early 80’s.

Not too tough, but I got a giggle out of thinking it up.

Shaky Jake

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**Author:** ![Shaky\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Shaky\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaky_Jake)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/49 "2000-08-10T19:18:53Z")

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make that “a movie about toilet training”…

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/50 "2000-08-10T19:19:15Z")

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Potty Seat

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**Author:** ![Shaky\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Shaky\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaky_Jake)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/51 "2000-08-10T19:36:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \*  
> Is anybody still working on the floating duplex/Kubrick one, that’s my favorite so far but it could be pretty tricky.

Started, set it aside, never went back to it…Hint?

I was trying to work with “Docked” and Dr Strangelove, or A Clockwork Orange…

Tricky indeed.

Shaky Jake

You know, if this keeps up, I’ll show up on Satan’s radar screen soon, although my MSPIMS/IMHO:GD/GQ ratio may not be high enough. 🙂

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**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/52 "2000-08-10T19:42:14Z")

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**Robot Arm** , how about, “Two Houses in One: A Space on the Sea”?

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**Author:** ![Shaky\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Shaky\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaky_Jake)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/53 "2000-08-10T19:45:51Z")

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DAMN, pl, I just thought of that - well done!

Shaky Jake

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/54 "2000-08-10T20:08:12Z")

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Well, I was thinking “A Place on the Sea”, but damn well done.

And of course, nothing rhymes with A Clockwork Orange.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/55 "2000-08-10T20:19:38Z")

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I’m thinking of a movie about an animal wrapped in a substance and it rhymes with a movie about a fantasy land.

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/56 "2000-08-10T20:34:37Z")

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I’m thinking about a movie about making next-year exhibitionists out of chaste people, rhyming with that Kubrick sci-fi classic.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/57 "2000-08-10T20:38:50Z")

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The Lizard in Gauze

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/58 "2000-08-10T20:41:16Z")

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Is anyone working on mine from page 1? 😉

I’m (also) thinking of a movie about a deluded character from the _Star Wars_ trilogy that rhymes with a recent Kubrick film.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/59 "2000-08-10T20:59:37Z")

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dogsbody, I’ve been thinking of your original question, but it’s a stumper.

Now your second one is a stumper, too. There’s only one recent Kubrick movie, and I can’t think of a single SW character that rhymes with it. However, I did keep the sound turned off a lot during Phantom Menace.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-twisted-movie-title-game/28761/60 "2000-08-10T21:09:11Z")

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**dogsbody**  
Is it Lies!, cried Hutt ?

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