# The Ugliest/Funniest Looking Cars You Have Ever Seen!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 25, 2016, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106 "2016-03-25T05:53:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/21 "2016-03-25T18:54:02Z")

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> [@JustinC](#):
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> The [Fiat Multipla](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Fiat+Multipla&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjIlKzIvtzLAhVIOxQKHefdAK8Q_AUIBygB&biw=1366&bih=643) looks as though it was designed on LSD. Why executives at Fiat decided to sell it is anyone’s guess.

It look’s like it has a brow ridge, like some ancient ancestor of current cars.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/22 "2016-03-25T19:12:03Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> [Volkswagen Thing](http://13252-presscdn-0-94.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/1973-VW-Thing-848x636.jpg)
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> [Isetta 600](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/BMW_Isetta_300.jpg); a friend’s family had one of these back in the 60s. Not only ugly, but a death trap.

I like the looks of both of these. I was in Mexico not too long ago and loved the number of Things still in use there.

My top uglies have already been named. Number 1: Aztec. Numbers 2 and 3: Cube and Juke. Nissan must’ve stolen their designers from Pontiac.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/23 "2016-03-25T20:09:55Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Pontiac Aztek. I actually took a close look at them a couple of car buys ago, but I can’t recall ever seeing one on the road. Just as well, they are hideous.

And [possessed](http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7h9g/midas-possessed-car)! 😃

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/24 "2016-03-25T20:12:51Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> PT Cruiser. Its ugliness just makes me angry.

To me, the problem is they’re too damned small. Like clowns dressed as Sopranos could pile out at any moment.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/25 "2016-03-25T20:13:03Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> PT Cruiser. Its ugliness just makes me angry.

I would say “funny-looking” rather than “ugly”. It looks like the love-child of a Rolls-Royce and a Volkswagen.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/26 "2016-03-25T20:21:06Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> PT Cruiser. Its ugliness just makes me angry.

I like PT Cruisers. The retro style is neat. I also like Chevy HHR (and the SS/R). I like the Gremlin and the Pacer, and the Pinto and the Vega.

But the Aztek is still ugly.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/27 "2016-03-25T20:33:29Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> I would say “funny-looking” rather than “ugly”. It looks like the love-child of a Rolls-Royce and a Volkswagen.

No, [this does](http://www.nitehawkcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/i045610.jpg). 😃

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/28 "2016-03-25T20:40:06Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> No, [this does](http://www.nitehawkcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/i045610.jpg). 😃

I’ve seen a few of those around over the years. Somebody must have offered an after market package for VWs that gained a degree of popularity.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/29 "2016-03-25T20:43:27Z")

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This thread would be better if the board hosted pictures. ☹

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/30 "2016-03-25T21:05:44Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I’ve seen a few of those around over the years. Somebody must have offered an after market package for VWs that gained a degree of popularity.

Yep. My dad was a big enough VW nut in the early '70s that he’d receive parts catalogs. Included among the usual VW parts were conversion parts to resemble RR and at least one other high-end make.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/31 "2016-03-25T22:15:54Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> To me, the problem is they’re too damned small. Like clowns dressed as Sopranos could pile out at any moment.

I’ve had a PT Cruiser for over 14 years. Now that it’s time to replace it, I’m having a hard time finding another car with its remarkable cargo space, without going to an SUV.

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/32 "2016-03-25T22:46:39Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> I’ve had a PT Cruiser for over 14 years. Now that it’s time to replace it, I’m having a hard time finding another car with its remarkable cargo space, without going to an SUV.

Transit Connect wagon, maybe?

[http://www.ford.com/crossovers/transitconnectwagon/](http://www.ford.com/crossovers/transitconnectwagon/)

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/33 "2016-03-25T22:48:08Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> I would say “funny-looking” rather than “ugly”. It looks like the love-child of a Rolls-Royce and a Volkswagen.

Somebody once said of John Lennon’s Rolls-Royce:  
“Ugly, uncharming, and a pretentious bit of anti-taste.”

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**Author:** ![breezman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@breezman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/breezman)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/34 "2016-03-25T23:11:10Z")

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Lotus Europa. Looks like the illegitimate child of an El Camino and AMC Pacer.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus\_Europa#/media/File:1974\_Lotus\_Europa\_Special\_front\_(US).jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_Europa#/media/File:1974_Lotus_Europa_Special_front_(US).jpg)

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/35 "2016-03-25T23:28:16Z")

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I always thought the [early 80s Cadillac Seville](http://jimhaileyclassiccars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/1981-Elegante-0401-1024x682.jpg) looked like it was squatting to take a dump.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/36 "2016-03-25T23:43:29Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> I’ve had a PT Cruiser for over 14 years. Now that it’s time to replace it, I’m having a hard time finding another car with its remarkable cargo space, without going to an SUV.

I mean it’s like [a '38 Chrysler Suburban](http://myautoworld.com/chrysler/cars/history/chrysler/chrysler-41-towncountry/1938_Westchester.jpg) shrunk to the size of a clown car.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/37 "2016-03-25T23:50:46Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> I always thought the [early 80s Cadillac Seville](http://jimhaileyclassiccars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/1981-Elegante-0401-1024x682.jpg) looked like it was squatting to take a dump.

_Car & Driver_ or _Road & Track_, don’t remember which, said they look like some truck started backing over 'em. I say the truck should’ve kept going.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/38 "2016-03-25T23:51:32Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> I always thought the [early 80s Cadillac Seville](http://jimhaileyclassiccars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/1981-Elegante-0401-1024x682.jpg) looked like it was squatting to take a dump.

it was meant to be a re-telling of the Daimler\* “bustle-back” limousines of the 1960s.

> **[Curbside Classic: Daimler DS420 Limousine - Forgotten Lesser Royalty -...](https://www.curbsideclassic.com/curbside-classics-european/curbside-classic-daimler-ds420-limousine-forgotten-lesser-royalty/)**
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> (first posted 12/20/2013)     An automobile used by a beloved member of the British royal family and other royalty, produced for 24 years, and which may have inspired one of the \[…\]

It… didn’t do so well. Plus it was doubly-screwed by having the notorious Olds 5.7 diesel as its primary engine.

- Daimler the British car company, not Daimler-Benz/Daimler AG.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/39 "2016-03-25T23:55:10Z")

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> [@Sigene](#):
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> There have been various candidates through the years.  
> My personal (non) favorite is the AMC Matador [World's 15 Ugliest Cars](http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/worlds-15-ugliest-cars/6/)  
> I think AMC came up with a lot of hideous cars. No wonder they didn’t survive

Yes I came here to nominate the Matador! [Here’s another pic](http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/74MatadorBrochure.jpg) to verify that it is indeed one of the ugliest cars ever.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ugliest-funniest-looking-cars-you-have-ever-seen/750106/40 "2016-03-26T00:06:53Z")

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The Pontiac Vibe is the ugliest car I’ve ever seen. I’m mystified every time I see someone with one. I just think _Why?_

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