# The ulimate "who would win in a fight" challange game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 11, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ulimate-who-would-win-in-a-fight-challange-game/244617 "2004-05-11T13:06:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ulimate-who-would-win-in-a-fight-challange-game/244617/21 "2004-05-15T23:13:55Z")
Great post, **picker**! šŸ˜ƒ Since I suggested ā€œ100 Smurfs overdosing on Viagraā€, Iā€™ll pass on picking a winner between them and Screechā€¦ > [@picker](#): > > 100 Smurfs overdosing on Viagra VS. Screech, from Saved By The Bell, having inadvertently ingested a large quantity of LSD in a freak Chem Lab gone awry Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ulimate-who-would-win-in-a-fight-challange-game/244617/22 "2004-05-16T00:00:59Z")
The _Enterprise_ clearly has the technological edge over an Imperial Star Destroyer, but a Star Destroyer is over a mile loā€“ Oh. Wait. Um. 100 Smurfs overdosing on Viagra. Definitely. Their sharp little smurf erections would cut Screech to pieces, hallucinations or not. * * * 100 Smurfs overdosing on Viagra vs. an Imperial Star Destroyer ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ulimate-who-would-win-in-a-fight-challange-game/244617/23 "2004-05-16T00:32:37Z")
> [@](#): > > 100 Smurfs overdosing on Viagra > vs. > an Imperial Star Destroyer Given the orbital assault capabilities, I have to give this one to the Imperial Star Destroyer. The smurfs can wave their tiny little stiffies all they want, but their lack of ranged weaponry spells doom. Next up: An Imperial Star Destroyer vs. A Borg Cube ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ulimate-who-would-win-in-a-fight-challange-game/244617/24 "2004-05-16T01:27:49Z")
The Star Destroyer does not have a ā€˜Sleepā€™ function. A ā€˜one in a millionā€™ shot is needed to destroy it. Star Destroyer vs. Maxwell Smart with his wife 99. ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ulimate-who-would-win-in-a-fight-challange-game/244617/25 "2004-05-16T02:02:20Z")
You had to put in 99, didnā€™t you? Max isnā€™t much help, as he gets sidetracked when his shoe phone stops working due to all the metal in the Star Destroyer. 99, however, uses her feminine wiles to get into the control room and activate the self-destruct switch. Sheā€™s just irresistibly cute. Maxwell Smart with his wife 99 vs. Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ulimate-who-would-win-in-a-fight-challange-game/244617/26 "2004-05-16T15:12:22Z")
> [@capacitor](#): > > A ā€˜one in a millionā€™ shot is needed to destroy it. I call foul! Itā€™s the **Death Star** that takes a one-in-a-million shot to destroy, not a mere Star Destroyer. Oh, and as far as the current conflict goes: ## Maxwell Smart can stun anyone, Shub-Niggurath included, with a quick karate chop to the base of the neck. However, 99 would see the Thousand Young and coo, ā€œOh, Max, arenā€™t they cute!ā€, thereby forcing Max to adopt all of them and paving the way for the Reign of the Black Goats of the Woods. Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young vs. Hellboy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ulimate-who-would-win-in-a-fight-challange-game/244617.md?page=1)