# The ULTIMATE Aldebaran Pitting.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 12, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102 "2003-09-12T01:22:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/61 "2003-09-12T21:01:54Z")

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**blowero** No hate, just contempt to a liar.

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### Author: ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/62 "2003-09-12T21:42:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Atreyu \*  
> \*\*BTW, am I the only person who keeps reading that name as “Alderaan”?
> 
> Man, I’ve seen _Star Wars_ too many times. \*\*

Can we sic the Death Star on him?

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### Author: ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/63 "2003-09-12T22:36:38Z")

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> **lieu** _Sigh_ My heroinne.

Lieu, while I’m sure you’re attractive for a man, Gay marriage is illegal, as I pointed out to Michael Ellis.😃

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### Author: ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/64 "2003-09-13T01:53:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blowero \*  
> **I’m confused. I don’t know much about Aldebaran, so I clicked on a bunch of the OPs links. I’m not really seeing what all the hubbub’s about. Do you dislike him because he has anti-US Government opinions.**

I don’t hate **Alde** , I have plenty of anti-US Government opinions myself. The short list of my gripes is this: s/he has a marked tendency to call anyone who disagrees with him/her childish or immature in GD. In the BBQ Pit, okay, it sounds silly but it’s fair game. In GD it’s downright annoying; it’s an insult in a forum that is supposed to avoid such things and it’s been pointed out repeatedly. Further exacerbating this is the use of US’ers, with the defense of English as a non-primary language, a non-romantic keyboard and dyslexia. This might hold some water if it weren’t for the fact that **Alde** has been able to spell many words equally as long as American with no problems at all and the fact that it’s been pointed out to him/her repeatedly that it’s slightly insulting. If it’s meant that way, fine, no big deal. Ducking behind this cover is distasteful to view, though.

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### Author: ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/65 "2003-09-13T04:10:40Z")

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**Alde?, ALDE?**

Aww, come on, I want the man himself!😃

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### Author: ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/66 "2003-09-13T06:19:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Henry B \*  
> \*\ ***spooje** Neither have I studied English (at school).  
> I studied Finnish, Swedish, Latin and German.  
> The English lingua just came withthe overwhelming TV-culture, movies etc. The Finnish TV have texts, not dubbed, so I can hear Clint Eastwood. In Germany You hear him speaking German.
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> Now I study Russian, but have not got that either at school. ☹
> 
> Henry \*\*

You learned to _spell_ in english by watching American TV and movies?

I haven’t been able to come close to speaking or writing in spanish from watching Telemundo.

I must be learning impaired.

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### Author: ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/67 "2003-09-13T07:16:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dissonance \*  
> I don’t hate **Alde** , I have plenty of anti-US Government opinions myself. The short list of my gripes is this: s/he has a marked tendency to call anyone who disagrees with him/her childish or immature in GD. In the BBQ Pit, okay, it sounds silly but it’s fair game. In GD it’s downright annoying; it’s an insult in a forum that is supposed to avoid such things and it’s been pointed out repeatedly.

Do you have any examples? Again, trying to wade through the OP, it’s mostly quotes from BBQ Pit threads. It seems a little unfair to pit someone, heap invective on him, and _then_ post his responses to the pitting and say “look how rude he is”. I’m not saying you’re wrong; I’m just curious where this is all coming from.

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> Further exacerbating this is the use of US’ers, with the defense of English as a non-primary language, a non-romantic keyboard and dyslexia. This might hold some water if it weren’t for the fact that **Alde** has been able to spell many words equally as long as American with no problems at all and the fact that it’s been pointed out to him/her repeatedly that it’s slightly insulting.

“US’ers” is insulting? Why?

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### Author: ![Henry\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d78d45/32.png) [@Henry\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Henry_B)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/68 "2003-09-13T15:10:47Z")

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**spooje** wrote:

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> You learned to spell in english by watching American TV and movies?
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> I haven’t been able to come close to speaking or writing in spanish from watching Telemundo.
> 
> I must be learning impaired.

**spooje!** English is not spelled ‘english’.

Use a spelling program. Many available.

Then buy Oxford and Collins. I have other language programs as well, maybe some 12- 15 programs.

My studies: I listened to all kind of tapes I got.  
Then I read some easy books in English.  
Then I copied, writing by hand, books and articles in English.

After that I chased for tourist-girls from different countries (as England, Ireland and one was from Australia) in Helsinki.  
You know, languages is a great hobby. 😉  
Henry

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### Author: ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/69 "2003-09-13T16:01:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blowero \*  
> \*\*“US’ers” is insulting? Why? \*\*

Because we are Americans, not US’ers. The polite thing to do with names is to call people, including groups of people, what they wish to be called.

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### Author: ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/70 "2003-09-13T16:59:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> **Gay marriage is illegal**

I hope you’re only aspiring to speak for your own country.

~Kfl, the Ontarian 😉

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> \*Originally posted by milroyj : \*  
> **The polite thing to do with names is to call people, including groups of people, what they wish to be called.**

Henceforth, I wish to be called Philip Madonna Tallulah Electrolux. And does this mean I have to call the crazy lady outside the liquor store Mary, Queen of The World? She keeps on saying that’s who she is.

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### Author: ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/71 "2003-09-13T17:09:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \*  
> \*\*Henceforth, I wish to be called Philip Madonna Tallulah Electrolux. And does this mean I have to call the crazy lady outside the liquor store Mary, Queen of The World? She keeps on saying that’s who she is. \*\*

Hi **Philip Madonna Tallulah Electrolux** , how you doin?

Anyway, it would be offensive to call people Frenchies, Pakis, or Japs, same for US’ers.

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### Author: ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/72 "2003-09-14T06:56:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by milroyj \*  
> \*\*Because we are Americans, not US’ers. The polite thing to do with names is to call people, including groups of people, what they wish to be called. \*\*

Whatever. This is the first I’ve heard of it. I live in the U.S., and it’s certainly not going to bug _me_ if someone calls me a “USer”. Seems an odd thing to flame somebody for.

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### Author: ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/73 "2003-09-14T07:10:12Z")

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It’s not offensive to call Americans “USers” **milroyj** just has a stick up his ass. In fact, I, an American, will henceforth use the term “USer” just to piss him off.

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### Author: ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2003, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/74 "2003-09-14T10:34:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Henry B \*  
> **spooje!** English is not spelled ‘english’.
> 
> Use a spelling program. Many available.

OK, I’ll bite. English is not spelled ‘english’. How is it spelled?

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### Author: ![Henry\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d78d45/32.png) [@Henry\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Henry_B)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/75 "2003-09-14T11:02:28Z")

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**spooje!**  
Are You joking with me?

Do You spell:  
I am English and speak English.  
or  
I am english and speak english.

Anyhow, I always spell the word ‘You’ with a capital letter.  
I know that it isn’t right, but when I write a business letter to eg. Germany, I always use the capital letter for the word “you”.  
Also here at boards I want to be polite, even if I do not always tend to be so.  
Just in case You were wondering.

I do not understand why the word “I” has a capital letter and the word “you” is written with a ‘small’ letter? No other culture I know about has this.  
Englishmen are usually very polite, but why not in this case?

Henry

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### Author: ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/76 "2003-09-14T11:50:54Z")

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I hear ya, Here, ‘you’ is never capitalized unless it’s the first word of the sentence, or used as part of a title.

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> I am English and speak English.  
> or  
> I am english and speak english.

Actually, I would go with:  
“I am English and I speak english”.

Why? I have no idea, really, other than the first ‘English’ refering to the country (I would always capitalize coutries) and the second refering to the lanquage which is spoken put-near everywhere. Maybe laziness or familiarity.

Spooje, who clearly _still_ cannot spell

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### Author: ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/77 "2003-09-14T12:41:02Z")

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Just so we’re clear, then, is it the board’s consensus that “Japs” and/or “Pakis” are acceptable terms? Just checking. :rolleyes:

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### Author: ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/78 "2003-09-14T12:44:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Henry B \*  
> \*\*I do not understand why the word “I” has a capital letter and the word “you” is written with a ‘small’ letter? No other culture I know about has this.  
> Englishmen are usually very polite, but why not in this case? \*\*

“I” was capitalized as an abbreviation for “ic”, apparently.

[http://www.alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxwhyisi.html](http://www.alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxwhyisi.html)

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### Author: ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/79 "2003-09-14T13:05:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by milroyj \*  
> \*\*Just so we’re clear, then, is it the board’s consensus that “Japs” and/or “Pakis” are acceptable terms? Just checking. :rolleyes: \*\*

Quite a leap of logic there.

Those of Pakistani and Japanese origin kind of agree that those terms are _pejoritave_ and offensive. Lot’s of other folks agree.

So far, the only one isnulted by ‘USer’ is, well…you.

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### Author: ![Henry\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d78d45/32.png) [@Henry\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Henry_B)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/80 "2003-09-14T13:07:31Z")

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Thank You, **Capitain!**

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