# The ULTIMATE Aldebaran Pitting.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 12, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102 "2003-09-12T01:22:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/101 "2003-09-16T17:59:00Z")
It may be possible that the light of a new dawn is shining on this great board.
Aldebaran might be gone!!
He hasn’t been posting in days.
We might be in luck.
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/102 "2003-09-16T17:59:00Z")
It may be possible that the light of a new dawn is shining on this great board.
Aldebaran might be gone!!
He hasn’t been posting in days.
We might be in luck.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/103 "2003-09-16T18:50:14Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \*
> \*\*Thus, it is established that **Aldebaran** is like the Piltdown Man, in that he is:[ul]
> [li]Crude[/li][li]Primitive[/li][li]Possessed of a caveman-like cranium.[/li][li]With a mouth like an ape.[/li][li]And is a total fraud.[/li][/ul]
>
> 😛 :wally \*\*
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### Author:  [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/104 "2003-09-16T22:55:47Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sturmhauke \*
> \*\*Can we sic the Death Star on him? \*\*
No, Aldeberaan is far too remote to make an effective demonstration. But don’t worry, we’ll deal with your rebel friends soon enough.
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/105 "2003-09-16T23:56:34Z")
I find your lack of faith disturbing…
NO!!! MUST NOT QUOTE STAR WARS!! AGGHH!!
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/106 "2003-10-22T22:26:59Z")
[Aldebaran: Back and Better than Ever!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218862)
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/107 "2003-10-23T04:30:34Z")
I’m still waiting for him to act on my family photo album.
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/108 "2003-10-23T11:00:19Z")
> [@](#):
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> ## quote:
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> ## Originally posted by sturmhauke Can we sic the Death Star on him?
>
> No, Aldeberaan is far too remote to make an effective demonstration. But don’t worry, we’ll deal with your rebel friends soon enough.
This is funny shit right here. 😃
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/109 "2003-10-23T11:52:15Z")
Is **Aldebaran** ’s behaviour and dialogue an example of what psychologists call _Self-fulfilling prophecy_\*?
Kind of like if I walked into a pub in the rough part of town, late on Saturday night and shouted “I bet all you fucking ugly ignorant wankers are all going to beat me up now, I just know you are, because that’s what fucking ugly ignorant wankers do”
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/110 "2003-10-23T12:40:34Z")
Well, more like 'You fucking American religious zealot pigs! You are stupid American religious zealot pig fuckers, and the very fact that you argue with me about the fact proves that you are indeed ugly stupid American religious zealot pigs!!!"
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### Author:  [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/111 "2003-10-23T12:45:29Z")
Ilsa: I think you left out “And you stupid American religious zealot pigs invaded a sovereign nation and for that you are thrice wrong although Iraq, when they invaded a sovereign nation were just trying to help out you stupid American religious zealot pigs who’re really ruled by those zionists in Israel!”
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/112 "2003-10-23T12:51:17Z")
No, you are just a stupid American pig fucking religious zealot because you did not understnad what I meant when I said what I did.
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### Author:  [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-aldebaran-pitting/201102/113 "2003-10-23T13:02:06Z")
Good one! I see that we could have some serious fun with that, but alas I’m in the middle of doing laundry and research for a term paper (nope, sadly they’re not related).
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