# The ultimate drummer joke.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-drummer-joke/433113 "2008-01-11T12:15:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-drummer-joke/433113/21 "2008-01-11T17:20:54Z")

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Hear about the french horn player?

Every time he kissed his girlfriend he shoved his hand up her ass.

Two musicians met each other walking down the street: “Hey, Man, got any bennies?” The other dug in his pocket and pulled out a few, dropping one on the ground. He stomped on it to destroy it and the other yelled, “DON’T Do that! Don’t you know there’s musicians starving in Europe!?”

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