# The Ultimate Scrubs Trivia Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567 "2007-05-26T02:27:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/1 "2007-05-26T02:27:51Z")
21 questions looking for 21 correct answers. If you could quote the question when answering it, that would be swell. 1. What actor does Dr. Cox intensely dislike? 2. What is the name that JD gave to his scooter? 3. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike? 4. Name five women that JD has slept with. 5. Name five men that Elliott has slept with. 6. What was the name of JD and Turk’s old car that eventually blew up? 7. What does Dr. Kelso think that Chris Turk’s real name is? 8. What is the name of the air band formed by Ted, the janiitor and others? 9. What is Carla’s nationality, dammit! 10. What was the entire extent of JD’s investment portfolio prior to the purchase of his half-acre? 11. What is the name of the janitor’s fake a capella group? 12. With whom does Ted share a bed? 13. What two derisive names does Dr. Cox frequently call Doug? 14. What is JD and Turk’s favorite TV show of all time? 15. Why was Dr. Kelso’s promising baseball career in the Appalachian Rookie League cut short? 16. What is Nurse Roberts’ nickname for JD? 17. What is the name of Ted’s a capella band? 18. What does JD like to shout as he is flying through the air? 19. What is the name of the screenplay that JD is writing? 20. What graphic appears on the screen when Elliott interrupts JD’s first date with Kim? 21. What is JD’s favorite drink? (Feel free to add additional questions, starting with #22.) ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/2 "2007-05-26T02:31:21Z")
1. What is Carla’s nationality, dammit! Dominican. (Not Puerto Rican!) 1. With whom does Ted share a bed? His mother 1. What two derisive names does Dr. Cox frequently call Doug? Nervous guy and Pee Pants 1. What is JD and Turk’s favorite TV show of all time? The Jeffersons 1. What is JD’s favorite drink? Appletinis (Feel free to add additional questions, starting with #22.) [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Phlint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c89c15/32.png) [@Phlint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlint)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/3 "2007-05-26T02:40:11Z")
1. What does Dr. Kelso think that Chris Turk’s real name is? Turk Turkleton ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/4 "2007-05-26T02:43:06Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] 14. What is JD and Turk’s favorite TV show of all time? [/QUOTE] I think this is actually Sanford and Son…they definitely had S&S watching nights (which annoyed Carla to no end.) > [@](#): > > 1. What does Dr. Kelso think that Chris Turk’s real name is And, I believe Bob calls Turk ‘Turkelson’ or ‘Turkleson’, however it should be spelt. ---
**Author:** ![aliquot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@aliquot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aliquot)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/5 "2007-05-26T02:45:38Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] 1. What actor does Dr. Cox intensely dislike? [/quote] Hugh Jackman. > [@](#): > > 1. What is Nurse Roberts’ nickname for JD? Q-Tip ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/6 "2007-05-26T02:46:21Z")
OK, and I’ll add some: 1. How does JD end up seeing the Janitor’s penis? 22a) Why does he feel the need to tell him he saw it? 2. Why was JD rolled by Turk’s frat brothers (the first time)? ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/7 "2007-05-26T02:47:05Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] I think this is actually Sanford and Son…they definitely had S&S watching nights (which annoyed Carla to no end.) [/QUOTE] Yes, \*\*Sanford and Son \*\* clearly beats out \*\*The Jeffersons \*\* as their favorite show. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/8 "2007-05-26T02:47:46Z")
1. What is the name that JD gave to his scooter? Sasha 1. What is the name of the air band? Cool Cats 1. What is the name of the screenplay that JD is writing? Dr. Acula ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/9 "2007-05-26T02:50:37Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] OK, and I’ll add some: 1. How does JD end up seeing the Janitor’s penis? He was taking a whiz in the janitor’s yard and looked through a bathroom window at the janitor taking a shower. 22a) Why does he feel the need to tell him he saw it? JD thought he saw melanoma on his penis. 1. Why was JD rolled by Turk’s frat brothers (the first time)? He arrived at their frat party in blackface. [/QUOTE] Good questions! ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/10 "2007-05-26T02:56:39Z")
You guys are kicking ass. Here are the questions already answered: 1. What actor does Dr. Cox intensely dislike? (Hugh Jackman) 2. What is the name that JD gave to his scooter? (Sasha) 3. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike? 4. Name five women that JD has slept with. 5. Name five men that Elliott has slept with. 6. What was the name of JD and Turk’s old car that eventually blew up? 7. What does Dr. Kelso think that Chris Turk’s real name is? (Turk Turkelton) 8. What is the name of the air band formed by Ted, the janiitor and others? (Cool Cats) 9. What is Carla’s nationality, dammit! (Dominican, NOT Puerto Rican) 10. What was the entire extent of JD’s investment portfolio prior to the purchase of his half-acre? 11. What is the name of the janitor’s fake a capella group? 12. With whom does Ted share a bed? (his mom) 13. What two derisive names does Dr. Cox frequently call Doug? (nervous guy and pee pants) 14. What is JD and Turk’s favorite TV show of all time? (Sanford and Son) 15. Why was Dr. Kelso’s promising baseball career in the Appalachian Rookie League cut short? 16. What is Nurse Roberts’ nickname for JD? (Q-tip) 17. What is the name of Ted’s a capella band? 18. What does JD like to shout as he is flying through the air? 19. What is the name of the screenplay that JD is writing? (Dr. Acula) 20. What graphic appears on the screen when Elliott interrupts JD’s first date with Kim? 21. What is JD’s favorite drink? (appletini) ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/11 "2007-05-26T02:57:21Z")
Correctamundo! Now that 23’s been answered, I’ll add 23a and b, which I didn’t include before as it might have been too much of a hint: 23a) Why in the name of God would he do something so dumb? 23b) Why didn’t it work out as planned? ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/12 "2007-05-26T03:04:27Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] Correctamundo! Now that 23’s been answered, I’ll add 23a and b, which I didn’t include before as it might have been too much of a hint: 23a) Why in the name of God would he do something so dumb? Because Turk was dressed in whiteface. 23b) Why didn’t it work out as planned? Because Turk thought he saw an old girlfriend and split off right after ringing the doorbell. [/QUOTE] Keep 'em coming! ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/13 "2007-05-26T03:09:08Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. What graphic appears on the screen when Elliott interrupts JD’s first date with Kim? ELLIOT REED, MOMENT KILLER ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/14 "2007-05-26T03:12:26Z")
1. What is the name of Ted’s a capella band? The Worthless Peons ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/15 "2007-05-26T04:10:34Z")
1. What does Elliot have the finger-strength of? ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/16 "2007-05-26T04:55:45Z")
1. What other part of Elliot is ridiculously strong? 2. What is the name of the hospital’s priest? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/17 "2007-05-26T05:20:35Z")
1. Name five women that JD has slept with. Elliot, Jordan, crazy lawyer lady, girl who said “that’s so FUNNY!”, the doctor he knocked up 2. Name five men that Elliott has slept with. JD, Keith, SeaWorld guy, Ricky Schroeder, JD’s brother 3. What does JD like to shout as he is flying through the air? Eagle! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/18 "2007-05-26T05:22:04Z")
1. Name five women that JD has slept with. Elliot, Jordan, Jordan’s sister played by Tara Reid, Tasty Coma Wife, Kim. 2. Name five men that Elliott has slept with. JD, Nurse Flowers, Keith, that surgeon she had a one night stand with, and that Sea World dude who’s name I can’t remember. 3. What is the name of the janitor’s fake a capella group? Hibbleton…whatever that means… 4. Why was Dr. Kelso’s promising baseball career in the Appalachian Rookie League cut short? Apparently it’s not ok to call the new Puerto Rican shortstop “Pepe.” 5. What is the name of Ted’s a capella band? Worthless Peons 6. What does JD like to shout as he is flying through the air? EAGLE! 7. What is the name of the hospital’s priest? Weinstein? It’s something stereotypically Jewish. He’s also pro-choice. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/19 "2007-05-26T12:38:03Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] 23a) Why in the name of God would he do something so dumb? 23b) Why didn’t it work out as planned? [/QUOTE] a)It would be okay since he was _with_ Turk, as long as a black friend is by his side he was safe. b)Something happened when they walked up to the door and JD didn’t realize Turk has walked away and he rang the doorbell and stood there by himself. Bonus: They decided to make another go of it at the bowling alley and virtually the exact same thing happened. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/20 "2007-05-26T12:45:10Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] 1. Why was Dr. Kelso’s promising baseball career in the Appalachian Rookie League cut short? Apparently it’s not ok to call the new Puerto Rican shortstop “Pepe.”. [/QUOTE] Technically, he called all of the Dominican players Pepe. [QUOTE=bouv] 1. What is the name of the hospital’s priest? Weinstein? It’s something stereotypically Jewish. He’s also pro-choice. [/QUOTE] Actually, it was Father Rosenberg. JD was very curious to know the back story to that name. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567.md?page=2)