# The Ultimate Scrubs Trivia Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567 "2007-05-26T02:27:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/181 "2007-05-30T17:07:25Z")
[QUOTE=Clark K] New question: 130. We’ve established that the air band was called Cool Cats. What was Kelso’s dismissive nickname for it? [/QUOTE] The Turkeltones! ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/182 "2007-05-30T17:19:39Z")
[QUOTE=Red Stilettos] 1. What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? [/QUOTE] Bob Kelso ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Stilettos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Red\_Stilettos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Stilettos)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/183 "2007-05-30T17:28:13Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] Bob Kelso Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. [/QUOTE] Both are correct and two of my favorite lines! As for Carla not going to college, getting an R.N. did not (note the past tense) require a college degree. Basically, it required the equivalent of an associates degree. My mother is an R.N. and she went to a nursing school, as in they only trained nurses and you didn’t take classes in anything else. Carla must have just snuck in under the line for needing a Bachelor’s… ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Stilettos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Red\_Stilettos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Stilettos)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/184 "2007-05-30T17:31:01Z")
[QUOTE=Woottonite] 131. What words does Elliot use in place of penis, vagina and cervical mucus? [/QUOTE] I can’t remember what she calls penis, but the others are bajingo and icky-sticky. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/185 "2007-05-30T17:32:03Z")
[QUOTE=woottonite] 134. Which character has the best bazoombas on Scrubs? (Ok, so this isn’t exactly a trivia question.) I gotta go with Dr. Molly Clock. [/QUOTE] I have to disagree (not that I check boobs out on a regular basis, as I am straight) It’s got to be Eliot, since hers are magical - the improved one young patient, and almost killed another (altho they failed to resurrect the dead). ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/186 "2007-05-30T18:45:15Z")
[QUOTE=Clark K] Banana hammocks. [/QUOTE] Which reminds me… 136 - There’s one episode where JD randomly exclaims ‘Banana Hammocks!’ several times. Under what circumstances does he blurt out this rather embarrassing phrase? (Will have a followup once this is answered.) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/187 "2007-05-30T19:12:35Z")
Whoops…hamster hiccup. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/188 "2007-05-30T19:13:00Z")
1. To distract Kelso when he guessed his age wrong, what meal did JD offer to prepare for him and his wife? ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/189 "2007-05-30T19:55:36Z")
1. What caused Turk to think he might have nicked a patient’s colon, leading to him losing his confidence? 2. What did the Janitor have to trade to get the replacement Rowdy for Carla? 3. What is the name of the Janitor’s M.D. alter ego? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/190 "2007-05-30T20:04:13Z")
[QUOTE=Unauthorized Cinnamon] 140. What is the name of the Janitor’s M.D. alter ego? [/QUOTE] Dr Jan Itor. ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/191 "2007-05-30T20:04:41Z")
[QUOTE=Unauthorized Cinnamon] 138. What caused Turk to think he might have nicked a patient’s colon, leading to him losing his confidence? 1. What did the Janitor have to trade to get the replacement Rowdy for Carla? 2. What is the name of the Janitor’s M.D. alter ego? [/QUOTE] 3. The Todd farted during surgery, and the smell made Dr. Wen suspect that Turk nicked the patient’s colon 4. his squirel army 5. Dr. Jan Itor 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mazinger\_z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mazinger\_z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mazinger_z)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/192 "2007-05-30T21:54:09Z")
[QUOTE=Woottonite] 115. List every girl’s name that JD has been called by Dr. Cox. [/quote] There’s a lot, I’ll take a stab since I’ve been enjoying this thread: Shirley, Nancy, Debbie, Marcia, Gloria, Betty, Carol, Claudia, Priscilla, Dorothy, Joanna (this might’ve been Mandy Moore); Trish, Stephanie, Agnes, Majorie, Ginger, Sandra, Vivian, Sabrina, Shakira, Katie, Shannon, and I think Wilma. I’m also positive that I missed a ton of other girls names (not to mention other names like Scooter – if that’s a girl’s name). I saw some trivia from the show (like a flashback episode or behind the scenes or something like that) that said that the girls names are never repeated, but they clearly are. I believe Nancy is the one used the most, though possibly Carol or Dorothy. > [@](#): > > Re: Cox and Jordan’s divorce. They were having problems and Cox told one of his then friends/fellow doctors about it and said doctor, played by Jay Mohr, used that knowledge to have sex with Jordan and thus blow up Cox’s marriage to Jordan. That’s correct! ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/193 "2007-05-30T22:07:51Z")
[QUOTE=mazinger\_z] I saw some trivia from the show (like a flashback episode or behind the scenes or something like that) that said that the girls names are never repeated, but they clearly are. I believe Nancy is the one used the most, though possibly Carol or Dorothy. That’s correct! [/QUOTE] FWIW from [IMDB.com](http://IMDB.com) > [@](#): > > The only girls names Dr. Cox has used more than once are Lily, Ginger, Gidget, Marcia, Gloria, Janice, Betsy, Carol and Nancy. ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/194 "2007-05-30T23:21:39Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] 137. To distract Kelso when he guessed his age wrong, what meal did JD offer to prepare for him and his wife? [/QUOTE] Jambalaya ---
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/195 "2007-05-31T02:33:33Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] Which reminds me… 136 - There’s one episode where JD randomly exclaims ‘Banana Hammocks!’ several times. Under what circumstances does he blurt out this rather embarrassing phrase? (Will have a followup once this is answered.) [/QUOTE] Jordon is around and JD is afraid that Cox will find out he slept with her? If not, its because the malpractice lawyer is tough, sexy, and intimidating. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/196 "2007-05-31T02:39:35Z")
[QUOTE=Surbey] Jordon is around and JD is afraid that Cox will find out he slept with her? If not, its because the malpractice lawyer is tough, sexy, and intimidating. [/QUOTE] Nah, it’s just every time he’s nervous and afraid he’s going to reveal something bad - like he slept with Jordan. So, sorta. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/197 "2007-05-31T02:45:12Z")
1. What does the Todd name the high-five he gave to a dead patient on the operating table that revived said patient? 2. On the episode “ **My Big Bird** ”, What do each of the following people fantasize about doing when they win the 100 million dollar lottery? a) Ted b) the janitor c) JD d) Carla e) Dr. Cox 3. In the episode where Carla and Eliot are caught moonlighting by Dr. Kelso, they enlist Ted to talk to Dr. Kelso about not punishing them. When Carla asks Ted if he feels confident, what is Ted’s reply? ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/198 "2007-05-31T03:32:09Z")
1. Where did Dr. Kelso’s son end up in jail? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/199 "2007-05-31T03:56:37Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] 141. What does the Todd name the high-five he gave to a dead patient on the operating table that revived said patient? [/QUOTE] “Miracle Five.” As Dr.Cox said, it began with a profound lack of understanding of the human body, and ends with him shattering an old man’s hand. 144 (I think): After finally being allowed to ride in Dr.Cox’s Porche, what does JD do to get banned from the front seat? 145: What did Colin Farrel’s character say to Carla that almost made her kiss him? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/200 "2007-05-31T03:59:49Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] 144 (I think): After finally being allowed to ride in Dr.Cox’s Porche, what does JD do to get banned from the front seat? [/QUOTE] Opens a can of soda that explodes all over the place. I think he found it on the floor - it had been rolling around and was ready to pop. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567.md?page=11)