# The Ultimate Scrubs Trivia Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567 "2007-05-26T02:27:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/201 "2007-05-31T04:14:26Z")
[QUOTE=badbadrubberpiggy] The Turkeltones! [/QUOTE] Right you are! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/202 "2007-05-31T04:16:15Z")
[QUOTE=BiblioCat] Opens a can of soda that explodes all over the place. I think he found it on the floor - it had been rolling around and was ready to pop. [/QUOTE] Root beer, to be specific. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/203 "2007-05-31T12:22:17Z")
1. What had Eliot never experienced until Carla told her to do laundry? 2. What sexual position had Cox always wanted to try, and why was it a problem for him when Jordan finally agreed to it? Another Not Trivia Question…I think Carla is older than Turk by a few years, but I can’t be sure. Can someone confirm or deny that? ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/204 "2007-05-31T12:42:59Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] 146. What had Eliot never experienced until Carla told her to do laundry? 1. What sexual position had Cox always wanted to try, and why was it a problem for him when Jordan finally agreed to it? Another Not Trivia Question…I think Carla is older than Turk by a few years, but I can’t be sure. Can someone confirm or deny that? [/QUOTE] 2. An orgasm. 3. Standing straight up against a wall. “No talking” may have been part of it as well. I don’t remember it being a problem, except for the whole “had a baby six months ago” thing - but Perry’s back was disabled when she finally agreed to it. I would imagine she would be, since she’s supposed to be pushing 40, but Turk would be mid-thirties at the most. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/205 "2007-05-31T13:28:36Z")
When she got her fertility tested she was 36, and they’d been married about a year? They’d dated for what, two years? So if he started college right after graduation, then eight years of med school, he would be starting Sacred Heart at about 29. So Carla would have been early 30s? ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/206 "2007-05-31T15:33:52Z")
[QUOTE=Fionn] 144. Where did Dr. Kelso’s son end up in jail? [/QUOTE] New Mexico? I know it was because his play was a money laundering front for the mob. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/207 "2007-05-31T17:06:03Z")
[QUOTE=Merijeek] 147. Standing straight up against a wall. “No talking” may have been part of it as well. I don’t remember it being a problem, except for the whole “had a baby six months ago” thing - but Perry’s back was disabled when she finally agreed to it. [/QUOTE] He was also supposed to hold her up. Now maybe it’s a guy thing…but why couldn’t he just say no, not tonight? Was it the drought, or would men really have sex on their deathbeds…_This, my dear? Why, that’s only my carotid artery spouting. We can get off a quickie before we call 911._ ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/208 "2007-05-31T17:16:20Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] He was also supposed to hold her up. Now maybe it’s a guy thing…but why couldn’t he just say no, not tonight? Was it the drought, or would men really have sex on their deathbeds…_This, my dear? Why, that’s only my carotid artery spouting. We can get off a quickie before we call 911._ [/QUOTE] I think it was the combination of Cox & Jordan’s recent sex drought, coupled with the fact that his back injury made him feel old, so he didn’t want to admit to it. He was already feeling insecure b/c he felt like he was too old to be the father of a young baby, so he was doing this to sort of “prove” he was still young & virile. Plus, I don’t think Jordan is the kind of woman you say “no” to. Especially after she got all dressed up for the ocassion, and offered Cox his fantasy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d78d45/32.png) [@Flea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flea)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/209 "2007-05-31T18:53:02Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] 145: What did Colin Farrel’s character say to Carla that almost made her kiss him? [/QUOTE] He tells her her hair is curly. Any excuse, I guess! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/210 "2007-05-31T19:15:22Z")
[QUOTE=Woottonite] Nailed it. Cox is kinda sorta Jordan’s bitch when it comes to sex. 1. What lies did Carla page Dr. Cox, Elliott, The Todd & JD with to get them to go outside for the annual staff picture? [/QUOTE] Asked and answered, sweetie. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/211 "2007-05-31T19:28:08Z")
1. What are the rules to Jiggly Ball? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/212 "2007-05-31T19:44:04Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] 149. What are the rules to Jiggly Ball? [/QUOTE] Trick question. There’s no such game, but involved throwing tennis balls at JD. The Janitor made it up, just to piss off JD. I was wondering how long it would take someone to mention that. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/213 "2007-06-01T02:35:58Z")
1. Why did JD break up with Minnie McSkinny? ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/214 "2007-06-01T03:45:34Z")
1. What other TV doctor did Kelso compare Cox to? 2. What did Elliot and Sean spend ten minutes talking about when she was trying to impress him? 3. What foodstuff was lost when JD and Turk first moved in? What was its eventual fate? 4. What is Elliot’s sexual fantasy? 5. What foreign language can Elliot speak, and what two modes can she speak it in? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/215 "2007-06-01T04:00:52Z")
1. What other TV doctor did Kelso compare Cox to? House, or, ‘that TV Doctor who limps.’ 2. What did Elliot and Sean spend ten minutes talking about when she was trying to impress him? Poop. 3. What foreign language can Elliot speak, and what two modes can she speak it in? German, not sure about the two modes. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/216 "2007-06-01T11:47:36Z")
[QUOTE=Pixiesnix] 1. What is Elliot’s sexual fantasy? [/quote] It’s a really long involved fantasy regarding an apple picker who takes her out to the cider house. > [@](#): > > 1. What foreign language can Elliot speak, and what two modes can she speak it in? German, and she can speak it in cute little Fraulein mode and mean Nazi mode. 1. What threat does Jordan make to Cox to make him do her bidding? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/217 "2007-06-01T12:12:23Z")
Elliot also speaks French. 1. What foodstuff was lost when JD and Turk first moved in? What was its eventual fate? A twinkie was lost behind the TV. JD found it when he moved out. He split it with Turk. 2. What threat does Jordan make to Cox to make him do her bidding? She’s going to stop having sex with him and start making love. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/218 "2007-06-01T13:21:45Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] It’s a really long involved fantasy regarding an apple picker who takes her out to the cider house. [/QUOTE] Please, please, it is about a [\*Mexican \*apple _thief_](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5aKMqPyr_c). I still wonder what her old boyfriend’s fantasy was that sent her fleeing the bedroom . . . ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/219 "2007-06-01T13:47:17Z")
Knowing Eliot, he probably wanted to do it…_with the lights on_!! ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/220 "2007-06-01T14:00:27Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] Knowing Eliot, he probably wanted to do it…_with the lights on_!! [/QUOTE] And above the covers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567.md?page=12)