# The Ultimate Scrubs Trivia Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567 "2007-05-26T02:27:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/21 "2007-05-26T12:46:44Z")
[QUOTE=Pixiesnix] 25. What other part of Elliot is ridiculously strong? [/QUOTE] She has ridiculously strong thighs. To demonstrate this, she snapped a cafeteria tray in half with them. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/22 "2007-05-26T12:50:37Z")
Only three of my original 21 remain unanswered. Here they are: 1. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike? 2. What was the name of JD and Turk’s old car that eventually blew up? 3. What was the entire extent of JD’s investment portfolio prior to the purchase of his half-acre? I’ll add another question as well: 1. What is Elliott’s favorite pseudo-swear word? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/23 "2007-05-26T13:04:13Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. What is Elliott’s favorite pseudo-swear word? Frick! ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/24 "2007-05-26T21:59:40Z")
1. What was the name of JD and Turk’s old car that eventually blew up? Maleek 1. What was the entire extent of JD’s investment portfolio prior to the purchase of his half-acre? An unopened pack of _Les Mis_ trading cards and 2 shares of Eastern Airlines tickets. Two more. 28. What is Dr. Kelso’s son’s name? 29. What is the Todd’s last name? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/25 "2007-05-27T01:30:59Z")
[QUOTE=Amp] Frick! [/QUOTE] And when madder: Frick on a stick! And the ultimate: Frick on a stick with a brick! 😃 1. What’s the name of the manatee that may or may not live in the series of water-filled tunnels created by the potholes in the hospital parking lot? 2. What’s the name of the security guard with a hook for a hand? 31b) What does everyone think when they see him? 1. Who can grow a glorious mustache (yet no other facial hair) in just one day? ---
**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/26 "2007-05-27T01:34:48Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] 1. Name five men that Elliott has slept with. JD, Nurse Flowers, Keith, that surgeon she had a one night stand with, and **that Sea World dude who’s name I can’t remember.** [/QUOTE] Sean. 33)Why was he able to grow a full beard so quickly after being dumped by Elliot? ---
**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/27 "2007-05-27T01:37:28Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] 1. What’s the name of the security guard with a hook for a hand? [/QUOTE] Leonard ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/28 "2007-05-27T01:38:32Z")
1. What’s the name of the security guard with a hook for a hand? Leonard 31b) What does everyone think when they see him? What an enormous afro! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/29 "2007-05-27T01:58:11Z")
There are probably all answered but I’m gonna do it to have fun, as we’re Scrubs fanatics. 1. What actor does Dr. Cox intensely dislike? Hugh Jackman. 1. What is the name that JD gave to his scooter? 2. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike? A mop. 1. Name five women that JD has slept with. Elliott Reid, Jordan Sullivan, Danni Sullivan, Kim Briggs, and Stacy, the girlfriend from college that Turk boinked. 1. Name five men that Elliott has slept with. J.D., Sean, Keith, Rick her boyfriend that her Mom took to the Caribbean, and Dan Dorian. 1. What was the name of JD and Turk’s old car that eventually blew up? Damn. Got me. 1. What does Dr. Kelso think that Chris Turk’s real name is? “Turk Turkleton.” I do ISO 9001 audits for a living. In every set of notes for every audit, mixed in with comments about the company, I always write somewhere, “Well played, Turkleton.” 1. What is the name of the air band formed by Ted, the janiitor and others? Cool Cats. 1. What is Carla’s nationality, dammit! For the last time, she’s Dominican. 1. What was the entire extent of JD’s investment portfolio prior to the purchase of his half-acre? Got me again. 1. What is the name of the janitor’s fake a capella group? 2. With whom does Ted share a bed? His mother. Ew. 1. What two derisive names does Dr. Cox frequently call Doug? Is “Nervous Guy” two names? 1. What is JD and Turk’s favorite TV show of all time? Sanford and Son 1. Why was Dr. Kelso’s promising baseball career in the Appalachian Rookie League cut short? I think it was his Dad who played baseball. 1. What is Nurse Roberts’ nickname for JD? Q-Tip. 1. What is the name of Ted’s a capella band? The Worthless Peons. 1. What does JD like to shout as he is flying through the air? Damn… 1. What is the name of the screenplay that JD is writing? “Dr. Acula” 1. What graphic appears on the screen when Elliott interrupts JD’s first date with Kim? “The Moment Killer!” 1. What is JD’s favorite drink? Appletini. Easy on the 'tini. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/30 "2007-05-27T02:06:46Z")
[QUOTE=Frosted Glass] Sean. 33)Why was he able to grow a full beard so quickly after being dumped by Elliot? [/QUOTE] He is a quarter Hungarian. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/31 "2007-05-27T02:36:21Z")
[QUOTE=KRM] Two more. 28. What is Dr. Kelso’s son’s name? 29. What is the Todd’s last name? [/QUOTE] 1. Harrison 2. Quinlan ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/32 "2007-05-27T02:38:05Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] 1. What’s the name of the manatee that may or may not live in the series of water-filled tunnels created by the potholes in the hospital parking lot? 1. Who can grow a glorious mustache (yet no other facial hair) in just one day? [/QUOTE] 1. Julian (although JD did not stop to exchange pleasantries) 2. Lonnie (“I hate you”) ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/33 "2007-05-27T02:39:47Z")
Originally posted by **Rick Jay** > [@](#): > > 1. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike? > > A mop. This is incorrect. (As a hint, the janitor told this story after drawing a house of prostitution on Doug’s cast) Here is another good one: 1. What did Laverne name her breasts? ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/34 "2007-05-27T04:42:36Z")
> [@](#): > > **Frostillicus** wrote: > She has ridiculously strong thighs. To demonstrate this, she snapped a cafeteria tray in half with them. Not only that, she was the bottom half of the “giant doctor”, and also carried JD through the last part of his triathalon. I watch the show way too much. > [@](#): > > Actually, it was Father Rosenberg. JD was very curious to know the back story to that name. Correct. I’ll give credit to **bouv** as well, though. 1. When Elliot was giving out sexual tips and positions, what did she call them? For bonus points, what position did a woman say she’d already tried? ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/35 "2007-05-27T11:52:25Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] 1. What did Laverne name her breasts? [/QUOTE] Paris and Nicki. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/36 "2007-05-27T13:21:21Z")
1. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike? An old hooker. I know that he gives her age but I can’t remember for sure how old. Can I get partial credit? 2. What does Elliot have the finger-strength of? Biceps. 3. What was the name of Todd’s dream sequence son? 4. What did JD find under the bed of his dream sequence son and where did he learn to use it? ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/37 "2007-05-27T13:21:22Z")
[QUOTE=Pixiesnix] 1. When Elliot was giving out sexual tips and positions, what did she call them? For bonus points, what position did a woman say she’d already tried? [/QUOTE] She only actually knew two positions, so she just starting using insect names to make up new positions. She was surprised when a woman said that she had already tried “stinkbug”. 1. What was the name of the janitor’s son’s school play that JD “forced” the janitor to miss? ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/38 "2007-05-27T13:22:41Z")
[QUOTE=KRM] 3. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike? An old hooker. I know that he gives her age but I can’t remember for sure how old. Can I get partial credit? [/QUOTE] The correct answer is: “a 48 year-old whore”, so yes, I will give you partial credit. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/39 "2007-05-27T13:23:58Z")
1. What was the name of the janitor’s son’s school play that JD “forced” the janitor to miss? Town without a turkey ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/40 "2007-05-27T14:04:49Z")
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