# The Ultimate Scrubs Trivia Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567 "2007-05-26T02:27:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/41 "2007-05-27T15:02:12Z")
[QUOTE=Fionn] 1. What did Turk mistake Carla’s brother for at a funeral? [/QUOTE] A valet. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/42 "2007-05-27T15:18:57Z")
I forgot to add one (heck, I’ll add a few since so many have been answered): 1. Whose signature did JD forge on a Highlight DVD collection to give to a patient? 2. Why does Bob Kelso hate bicycles? 3. What song does JD listen to while taking a scented bath in Elliot’s apartment? 4. Why was JD’s flower order for Gift Shop Girl’s funeral considered awkward? 5. Name five characters who have died on the show (names not descriptions). 6. What doctor probably beat the rap of murdering his wife? 7. What is the name of the very _heroic_ lab tech? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/43 "2007-05-27T15:42:15Z")
[QUOTE=middleman] I forgot to add one (heck, I’ll add a few since so many have been answered): 1. Whose signature did JD forge on a Highlight DVD collection to give to a patient? 2. What song does JD listen to while taking a scented bath in Elliot’s apartment? 3. Why was JD’s flower order for Gift Shop Girl’s funeral considered awkward? [\QUOTE] 4. I’m probably wrong, but I’m going to guess Kareem Abdul Jabar 5. Toto Africa (mmm butter) 6. She wasn’t dead, just married. ---
**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/44 "2007-05-27T15:55:39Z")
[QUOTE=middleman] I forgot to add one (heck, I’ll add a few since so many have been answered): 44. Why does Bob Kelso hate bicycles? 1. Name five characters who have died on the show (names not descriptions). 2. What is the name of the very _heroic_ lab tech? [/QUOTE] 1. Kelsos dad stole his bicycle when he walked out on him and his mother growing up. 2. This is a great question. I could think of four nameable characters but the last one is a blank. 3. Franklin ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/45 "2007-05-27T15:59:46Z")
[QUOTE=Fionn] 40. What is Laverne’s nickname for Elliot? [/QUOTE] Asked and answered. (See question #16.) “Keep it holy now.” ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/46 "2007-05-27T16:03:30Z")
[QUOTE=middleman] 1. Name five characters who have died on the show (names not descriptions). 2. What doctor probably beat the rap of murdering his wife? [/QUOTE] 1. Laverne, JD’s dad, Mrs. Wilk, Jill Tracy, Ben Sullivan 2. Dr. Mickhead 3. Who did Laverne claim she had shacked up with prior to her marriage? 4. What did the janitor name the bird that he befriended in the hosptial? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/47 "2007-05-27T16:08:59Z")
1. Who did Laverne claim she had shacked up with prior to her marriage? Dr. Kelso ---
**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/48 "2007-05-27T16:10:52Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] 47. Laverne, **JD’s dad** , Mrs. Wilk, Jill Tracy, Ben Sullivan [/QUOTE] To make this a full answer I will add that his name is Sam. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/49 "2007-05-27T16:28:55Z")
1. What was the name of Todd’s dream sequence son? Rod 2. What is Dr. Cox’s full first name? Percival ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/50 "2007-05-27T17:50:01Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] 50. Who did Laverne claim she had shacked up with prior to her marriage? Dr. Kelso [/QUOTE] This is incorrect. She may have shagged Kelso, but that is not the question. As a hint, look at the Laverne quote in a previous post. 1. According to Dr. Cox, what is Jordan’s middle name? 2. Speaking of Jordan, complete the following line (as said to JD): "Where is Ben? And if you say ‘I don’t know’, I will show you what I learned last week in my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/51 "2007-05-27T18:11:10Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] This is incorrect. She may have shagged Kelso, but that is not the question. As a hint, look at the Laverne quote in a previous post. [/QUOTE] Mr. Hilton, though it’s inferred rather than strictly stated. [QUOTE=Frostillicus] 1. Speaking of Jordan, complete the following line (as said to JD): "Where is Ben? And if you say ‘I don’t know’, I will show you what I learned last week in my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. [/QUOTE] “Crotch punching class”. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/52 "2007-05-27T20:20:45Z")
1. According to Dr. Cox, what is Jordan’s middle name? In one episode, it was Godzilla. There may be others. ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/53 "2007-05-27T21:59:26Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] This is incorrect. She may have shagged Kelso, but that is not the question. As a hint, look at the Laverne quote in a previous post. [/QUOTE] I’m pretty sure Laverne shacked up with Jesus before she married Mr. Roberts. ---
**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/54 "2007-05-27T22:13:23Z")
1. What did the janitor name the bird that he befriended in the hosptial Sanchez ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/55 "2007-05-27T22:29:36Z")
[QUOTE=KRM] 1. What did JD find under the bed of his dream sequence son and where did he learn to use it? [/QUOTE] An espresso machine, and he learned how to use it from watching JD. 1. Name Dr. Cox’s sister, and why does he hate her? 2. What did the transplant patients die of and how did JD snap Dr. Cox out of his drunken downward spiral? 3. Name Elliot’s siblings. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/56 "2007-05-27T22:54:23Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] 54. Name Dr. Cox’s sister, and why does he hate her? 1. Name Elliot’s siblings. [/QUOTE] Dr. Cox’s sister is named Paige and he hates her because she is a Christian. Elliot’s brother is named Barry - I don’t know any orther sibling’s names. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/57 "2007-05-27T23:03:36Z")
[QUOTE=BiblioCat] Dr. Cox’s sister is named Paige and he hates her because she is a Christian. [/QUOTE] Partially right…as JD pointed out, Cox doesn’t have problems with other’s religious beliefs. You may be right about Eliot’s siblings…she’s mentioned that “all” her brothers are doctors, but I think the only one mentioned by name is Barry. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/58 "2007-05-27T23:11:26Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] Partially right…as JD pointed out, Cox doesn’t have problems with other’s religious beliefs. [/QUOTE] They had a bad and abusive childhood; her being around reminds him of that, so he lashes out at her. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/59 "2007-05-27T23:16:28Z")
You know, I’ve always thought that would be a fascinating episode…Cox’s father is dead, but we haven’t heard about his mother (who stood by while his father drunkenly hit him from room to room) and I think her showing up at Sacred Heart one day would be highly interesting. 1. How does Dr. Kelso burst his eardrums? 2. In the “Wizard of Oz” episode, Eliot had to give a last minute lecture. What was the subject? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/60 "2007-05-27T23:28:53Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] 58. In the “Wizard of Oz” episode, Eliot had to give a last minute lecture. What was the subject? [/QUOTE] Endocrinology. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567.md?page=4)