# The Ultimate Scrubs Trivia Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567 "2007-05-26T02:27:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/81 "2007-05-28T07:16:18Z")
[QUOTE=Pixiesnix] 84. A fictional writer for what real-life TV show was a patient on the show? [/QUOTE] Cheers. The character, Charles James\*, was named for the Charles brothers and James Burrows, who created Cheers. (Or was it James Charles? I think it was Charles James. But maybe it was James Charles, because I had to look it up after watching the episode to be sure it wasn’t actually supposed to be one of the Charles brothers…) ---
**Author:** ![brendon\_small](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brendon_small/32/17101_2.png) [@brendon\_small](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brendon_small)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/82 "2007-05-28T07:40:59Z")
[QUOTE=Pixiesnix] 1. What snack food do JD and Turk like to hide on their bodies for the other to find? [/QUOTE] I believe the answer you are searching for is…a cracker… Brendon Small ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/83 "2007-05-28T11:49:50Z")
[QUOTE=Pixiesnix] 1. What odd photograph does Todd have in his boudoir? (hint: Todd’s not in it) [/quote] He has a photograph of a men’s swim team. > [@](#): > > 1. What names did Turk and Carla first pick for their baby before it all got too real? Angie and George > [@](#): > > 1. Where did Carla’s brother go to high school? Puerto Rico > [@](#): > > 1. How did Carla entice each of the following people out to the parking lot in order to take the annual staff photo? > > - Elliott Handbag sample sale. 90. What’s a WOD? ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/84 "2007-05-28T12:31:50Z")
[QUOTE=Joey P] 80) After Kareem Abdul Jabbar showed up, what did JD say to him? [/QUOTE] “Back to the pysch ward, Mr. Rosenberg.” 1. What group did the senile old racist Mr. Bursic forget that he hated, and why did he hate this group? ---
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1. The brother likes to glare at Turk and call him a name in Spanish (“Sangano,” I believe). What’s the English translation of this word? Jackass 90A. What’s a WOD? Wife of a diabetic 90B. What group did the senile old racist Mr. Bursic forget that he hated, and why did he hate this group? Immigrants. Because they’re taking all of our jobs. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/86 "2007-05-28T12:55:22Z")
I believe that these are still unanswered: 61. If JD adopted a grandpa, what would he name him? 64. What does the janitor say gutentag means? 65. What explanation does JD give for having 38 one dollar bills? 73. How did Carla entice each of the following people out to the parking lot in order to take the annual staff photo? - Turk 1. According to JD, what 80’s musician rocks? 2. What is Todd, exactly? 3. JD had to have his skin grafted from where to where because of his brother’s prank? 4. What does JD’s brother sing while in the bath? ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/87 "2007-05-28T13:35:18Z")
1. What does the janitor say gutentag means? “Nice haircut.” ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/88 "2007-05-28T13:41:52Z")
[QUOTE=KRM] 73. How did Carla entice each of the following people out to the parking lot in order to take the annual staff photo? - Turk [/quote] I think she gets someone else to tell him there are cupcakes, which he’s not supposed to be eating because of his diabetes. He runs out looking for sweets. > [@](#): > > 1. What does JD’s brother sing while in the bath? For some reason, I want to say “Roxanne” by The Police. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/89 "2007-05-28T14:10:45Z")
[QUOTE=KRM] I believe that these are still unanswered: 87. What is Todd, exactly? [/QUOTE] Is the answer simply, “He’s the Todd?” ---
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1. According to JD, what 80’s musician rocks? That would be Pat Benatar. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/91 "2007-05-28T14:48:36Z")
[QUOTE=Joey P] Slight nitpick, the hospital didn’t give him that title, the janitor did. [/QUOTE] You’ll notice I used a weasel word “adopt”! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/92 "2007-05-28T17:03:14Z")
[QUOTE=KRM] I believe that these are still unanswered: 88. JD had to have his skin grafted from where to where because of his brother’s prank? [/QUOTE] Skin from his ass was grafted to his forehead to cover where his brother wrote “PROM!” in permanent marker. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/93 "2007-05-28T17:07:53Z")
1. JD saw the Janitor in what movie? Bonus points if you can recite the Janitor’s line in that movie. ---
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/94 "2007-05-28T17:19:22Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] 91. JD saw the Janitor in what movie? Bonus points if you can recite the Janitor’s line in that movie. [/QUOTE] The move was “The Fugitive.” I won’t swear to it, but the line may have been simply “Kimble!” ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/95 "2007-05-28T18:13:41Z")
[QUOTE=Clark K] The move was “The Fugitive.” I won’t swear to it, but the line may have been simply “Kimble!” [/QUOTE] (followed by getting shot by The One Armed Man) Can’t believe I haven’t seen this one, yet. 1. What song is “Like a virus”? -Joe ---
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I thought it was “Freeze, Kimble!” No? 1. Turk did something that Kelso called “impressive.” What was it? ---
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[QUOTE=Merijeek] (followed by getting shot by The One Armed Man) Can’t believe I haven’t seen this one, yet. 1. What song is “Like a virus”? -Joe [/QUOTE] Was that Erasure’s “A Little Respect?” ---
**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/98 "2007-05-28T19:04:27Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] I thought it was “Freeze, Kimble!” No? 1. Turk did something that Kelso called “impressive.” What was it? [/QUOTE] Surgery on a patient using hypnosis instead of anesthesia. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/99 "2007-05-28T20:15:56Z")
[QUOTE=Kyyrewyyoae] Surgery on a patient using hypnosis instead of anesthesia. [/QUOTE] Nitpick: HALF a surgery… ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/100 "2007-05-28T20:36:35Z")
1. If JD adopted a grandpa, what would he name him? Hint: A Miracle on 34th Street, but not the one you usually think of. 2. What explanation does JD give for having 38 one dollar bills? Hint: Turk and JD were going to a strip club. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567.md?page=6)