# The Ultimate Scrubs Trivia Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 26, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567 "2007-05-26T02:27:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/121 "2007-05-29T13:14:41Z")

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[QUOTE=KRM]  
99. What college did Lonnie attend and what was his claim to fame there?  
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He played basketball at Kansas State.

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/122 "2007-05-29T13:42:33Z")

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[QUOTE=middleman]  
He played basketball at Kansas State.  
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I think he was actually all-conference at Villanova.

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/123 "2007-05-29T13:58:27Z")

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That’s right. Villanova! The problem is, he reminds me of a goofy looking redhead I met who played FOOTBALL at K State. I always chuckle when I see that episode.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/124 "2007-05-29T14:03:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Merijeek]  
In that case, he wouldn’t give up his bench at lunch to Kelso. And, he would eat at it in the middle of a rainstorm.

-Joe  
[/QUOTE]

Correct!!

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/125 "2007-05-29T17:37:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Frostillicus]  
She has ridiculously strong thighs. To demonstrate this, she snapped a cafeteria tray in half with them.  
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I believe she also played the “legs” of the Triple Giant Doctor (IIRC, Lonnie was the middle).

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/126 "2007-05-29T17:51:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Clark K]  
New questions:

1. What is Kelso’s nickname for his wife?

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1. It’s been answered as Bunny already, but he also calls her Shelly - b/c she says that he’s made her just a shell of a woman

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/127 "2007-05-29T17:53:26Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
That’s not the one I was thinking of. It involves lunchtime.

1. Under what two circumstances does Carla use Turk’s given name, and what question did Turk ask Carla when he realizes this?  
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When she’s mad at him, and when they’re having sex.

“Baby, are you made when we’re having sex?”

“Sometimes”

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/128 "2007-05-29T18:05:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Pixiesnix]  
105. Who did Jordan originally claim was Jack’s father?  
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I thought she claimed the father was a member of a rock band (or the band’s manager) since when she left Perry, she took up with that band (or am I thinking of another sitcom?)

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/129 "2007-05-29T18:09:51Z")

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1. When JD & Danni go to the carnival with Dr. Cox & Jordan, what imaginary game does Dr. Cox play?

2. What is Dr. Kevin Casy’s “Everest”?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/130 "2007-05-29T18:13:58Z")

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> 1. When JD & Danni go to the carnival with Dr. Cox & Jordan, what imaginary game does Dr. Cox play?

Whack-A-Newbie

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/131 "2007-05-29T18:18:56Z")

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[QUOTE=badbadrubberpiggy]

1. What is Dr. Kevin Casy’s “Everest”?  
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Pooping in the roof toilet (well, using it at all).

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/132 "2007-05-29T18:19:04Z")

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[QUOTE=badbadrubberpiggy]

1. What is Dr. Kevin Casy’s “Everest”?  
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Using the rooftop toilet?

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/133 "2007-05-29T18:39:21Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
Whack-A-Newbie  
[/QUOTE]

Correct!

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/134 "2007-05-29T18:41:25Z")

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[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]  
Pooping in the roof toilet (well, using it at all).  
[/QUOTE]

And also correct!

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/135 "2007-05-29T19:21:46Z")

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Also toilet-related:

1. What can Eliot not do while in the bathroom?

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/136 "2007-05-29T19:32:03Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
Also toilet-related:

1. What can Eliot not do while in the bathroom?  
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She can’t have anyone talking to her AT ALL.

1. How can women have a secret conversation in front of men?

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/137 "2007-05-29T19:51:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Unauthorized Cinnamon]  
She can’t have anyone talking to her AT ALL.

1. How can women have a secret conversation in front of men?  
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Start talking about shoe shopping so the men zone out, then continue with their actual conversation.

The men can be brought back by talking about lingerie.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/138 "2007-05-29T19:51:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Unauthorized Cinnamon]  
She can’t have anyone talking to her AT ALL.

1. How can women have a secret conversation in front of men?  
[/QUOTE]

Mentioning shoes will cause them to zone out.

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/139 "2007-05-29T19:54:45Z")

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Two parter - hopefully my questions are clear, I’m trying to ask them in such a way that I don’t give part of the answer away.

1. Why did Jordon & Dr. Cox originally seek a divorce? Why did they really get divorced later?

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-scrubs-trivia-thread/405567/140 "2007-05-29T20:00:45Z")

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[QUOTE=badbadrubberpiggy]  
Two parter - hopefully my questions are clear, I’m trying to ask them in such a way that I don’t give part of the answer away.

1. Why did Jordon & Dr. Cox originally seek a divorce? Why did they really get divorced later?  
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I’m not sure about part one, but IIRC the divorce didn’t go though correctly (Cox and Ted signed each others divorce papers by mistake, so neither of them were actually divorced) but lately Cox and Jordin had been getting along so well, they decided to get divorced for real, since they don’t play nice together as married people. Did that make sense?

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