# The Ultimate Straight Dope Art Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358 "2000-11-02T05:00:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/21 "2000-11-03T17:05:46Z")
Have you noticed how **all** the eyes seem to follow you? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/22 "2000-11-03T18:36:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Have you noticed how **all** the eyes seem to follow you? \*\* You so funny **Unca Beer**! _ **IMPORTANT NOTICE** _ For best viewing please maximize your screen before touring this gallery. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/23 "2000-11-03T23:33:10Z")
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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/24 "2000-11-03T23:36:55Z")
[Blank Canvas #9] [OS] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/25 "2000-11-04T05:27:14Z")
Brilliant use of grayscale there **oldscratch**! ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/26 "2000-11-04T05:43:30Z")
Zenster, just wanted to let you know that this is upping even your amazing coolness score. You continually astound me. All of you do, actually. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/27 "2000-11-04T06:40:20Z")
I’d participate, but I’m _already_ on Chief Scott’s shitlist. And Oldscratch… I have a picture that looks exactly like that, except it’s titled “What I Saw When I Got Hit In The Head With A Rock”. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/28 "2000-11-04T11:31:58Z")
[sub]This gallery is just **amazing**. Yes I am whispering; it is a museum after all. I love contemporary media art. Wonder if there’s anything Jackson Pollock-ish.[/sub] :stops into gift shop for signed reproduction poster of “Walking Path” …and some aspirin: :heads into next area: ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/29 "2000-11-04T20:54:12Z")
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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/30 "2000-11-04T21:01:41Z")
I tried doing one yesterday, but my proxy kept timing out before I could see the preview, got sick of it and moved on. I’ll try posting it tomorrow for you. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/31 "2000-11-05T05:12:25Z")
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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/32 "2000-11-05T18:47:29Z")
Ender, that’s too cool! Look at it like you would one of those Magic-Eye thingies. You get diagonal lines of Putzes, one behind the other. I love those things. ---
**Author:** ![shhh\_zzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@shhh\_zzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shhh_zzzz)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/33 "2000-11-05T20:02:53Z")
Zenster, …Have been studying your very interesting, **subliminal** mesmerizing artwork for some time now **subliminal** and can’t help wondering if **subliminal** you’ve **subliminal** attached some subliminal message or mean to twist somebody’s **subliminal** mind or something, as I… Can’t… **subliminal** seem… to… break… away… All I can **subliminal** think of saying is… _ **Yes, subliminal Master…Your Will Is My Command.** _ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/34 "2000-11-05T20:03:03Z")
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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/35 "2000-11-05T20:38:18Z")
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**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/36 "2000-11-05T21:03:30Z")
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/37 "2000-11-06T04:19:50Z")
DNA, I take it? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/38 "2000-11-06T04:43:00Z")
Well done to all. A top class thread. A extra pat on the back to **Enderw23** for your 3-d :wally post. Keep up the good work **Zenster**. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/39 "2000-11-06T04:51:15Z")
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358/40 "2000-11-06T04:54:20Z")
Uh, that 3D thing really DOES work! The odd number columns are in the midground and the members of the even numbered columns alternate between the foreground and the background. That is just TOO WIERD! And cool. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-straight-dope-art-thread/39358.md?page=3)