# The Ultimate Super Team
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-super-team/327369
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 22, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-super-team/327369 "2005-10-22T01:12:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-super-team/327369/21 "2005-10-23T00:38:33Z")
Oh My God The Power:
1 Superman - JLA
2 Power Girl - JSA
3 Valor - L.E.G.I.O.N.
4 Laurel Gand - LSH
5 Superboy - Teen Titans
6 Gladiator - Imperial Guard
7 Captain Marvel - the Marvel Family
(Added thought…Everyone other than Superman is either a derivative of him, argued to be a derivative of him, or a derivative of a derivative of him…)
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-super-team/327369/22 "2005-10-23T18:37:45Z")
Behold the glory of
_ **Team Boo-Tay!** _
[ol]
[li]Wonder Woman–pioneering comics boo-tay from JLA[/li][li]She-Hulk: Green boo-tay from FF[/li][li]Storm: Mutant boo-tay, from X-men[/li][li]Wasp: boo-tay for the folks who like short girls --Avengers[/li][li]Power Girl–boo-tay in a nifty blouse–JSA[/li][li]Starfire–from Titans–Alien Little Orphan Annie boo-tay[/li][li]Elasti-Girl/Mrs. Incredible–from the Family Incredible–MILF boo-tay, likely admired by Sir Mix-A-Lot.[/li][/ol]
This team has…talent. 😃
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-super-team/327369/23 "2005-10-23T21:06:01Z")
Team: Dysfunctional!
Black Lightning
Captain Nazi
Moonstone
Graviton
Venom
Tempest
Captain America (Just to see him deal with their various problems)
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### Author:  [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-super-team/327369/24 "2005-10-24T00:23:07Z")
> [@Tengu](#):
>
> Oh My God The Power:
>
> 1 Superman - JLA
> 2 Power Girl - JSA
> 3 Valor - L.E.G.I.O.N.
> 4 Laurel Gand - LSH
> 5 Superboy - Teen Titans
> 6 Gladiator - Imperial Guard
> 7 Captain Marvel - the Marvel Family
>
> (Added thought…Everyone other than Superman is either a derivative of him, argued to be a derivative of him, or a derivative of a derivative of him…)
One suggestion - Ditch Superboy, take Hyperion (Squadron Supreme).
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### Author:  [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-super-team/327369/25 "2005-10-24T00:42:30Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#):
>
> One suggestion - Ditch Superboy, take Hyperion (Squadron Supreme).
Hmm…
I dunno, if I was gonna switch someone out for Hype, I think I’d rather drop Billy and keep the list to admitted Superman derivatives…
Hype’s a little more powerful than Conner, but the Kid’s getting up there with the others. Just got his vision powers and all…
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### Author:  [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ultimate-super-team/327369/26 "2005-10-24T14:07:14Z")
J’onn J’onzz, the Martian Manhunter (JLA)
Captain America (Avengers)
Silver Surfer (Defenders)
Hercules (Champions)
Brainiac 5 (Legion of Super Heroes)
Polaris (X-Men)
Raven (Teen Titans)
Aliens, gods, brains, brawn and beauty. Too many leaders, though. Then again, it might end up reading like the current LSH, and that’s a good thing.
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