“Our case is better than most, you’re missing my point, and that is they will never pick you. Because you’re a nightmare. They’re afraid if they let you in there, you’re gonna wear a diaper, or throw oranges at the justices, and they should be, Larry, because in all the times you’ve gone to the court asking for help, you’ve never once demonstrated any respect for its institutions and procedures.”
“That guy kills bugs for a living! You don’t want to be like him.”
-Ed Norton, “American History X”
“your services are no longer required.”
Ed Norton, Frida
“There’s nothing wrong with you. Except your hair. Your hair is a train wreck.”
Edward Norton, Red Dragon
“That’s the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court.”
-Anthony Hopkins, "Red Dragon"“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”
Anthony Hopkins, Silence of the Lambs
“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
Anthony Hopkins, Silence of the Lambs
(By the way, in the OP, maybe I’m not understanding rule #3, but doesn’t rule #2 render it unnecessary?)
Anthony Hopkins, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Well, can’t have masonite win the Funyons, and I just caught this on TV the other day:
“But to enter Montero’s world, I must give you something which is completely beyond your reach”
<snipping questioning response to keep this all Sir Anthony>
“Charm!”
Anthony Hopkins to Antonio Bandaras in Mask of Zorro
(And I think Rule #3 would allow you to use a quote by another actor from the given movie in another role. So you could go from mine above to a Catherine Zeta Jones line from Entrapment. But this seems a little too loose, so I think we should just stick to #1 and #2)