# The undead thread titles from the SDMB graveyard

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-undead-thread-titles-from-the-sdmb-graveyard/373387>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 20, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-undead-thread-titles-from-the-sdmb-graveyard/373387 "2006-09-20T06:56:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-undead-thread-titles-from-the-sdmb-graveyard/373387/1 "2006-09-20T06:56:25Z")

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As requested in this thread:

[Posts after 11pm EDT 9-18 lost?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7792708)

For the sake of history, here are the undead:

**The SDMB is down–please do not post any more threads. (See Annoucement.)**  
SkipMagic

**Board speed problems explained**  
EddyTeddyFreddy

**The OP below mine sucks.**  
jjimm

**Check out my OP with no text!**  
tdn

**Entire Bush Administration resigns! President Franken takes office.**  
Scarlett67

**Paris Hilton becomes a Scientologist**  
twickster

**Confession from the REAL Jack the Ripper – you’ll never guess who**  
twickster

**I just found a body with a bracelet that says “J. Hoffa” on it. Any ideas?**  
jjimm

**Jihadists surrender! “Fuck this shit” says Bin Laden.**  
jjimm

**Perpetual motion machine finally a reality!**  
astro

**Want to know who really killed JFK? Well here’s the truth at last!**  
astro

**Rilch: But not much.**  
Malacandra

**Kam: We can still read; that’s better than nothing.**  
Rilchiam

**Amp: Since about midnight EST. An Arky: Good one!**  
Rilchiam

**This is one of the wierdest glitches I’ve seen.**  
Diceman

**Here’s the entire content of Bush’s Brain**  
An Arky

**How Long Has The Board Been Like This?**  
Amp

**It’s not not working ‘correctly’, it ain’t working at all!!**  
kambuckta

**Hello?**  
Argent Towers

**decomposing rat smell? (mods delete other thread)**  
pope\_hentai

**odd smell in my house! decomposing rat?**  
pope\_hentai

**Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.**  
Anastasaeon

**Arrrrrrrrrrrr!**  
elmwood

**The Blank Thread Thread!**  
Leaper

**Title only, I think it was a full Database last time. No more room.**  
What Exit?

**So, you can post a title, but no text?**  
John Carter of Mars

**What’s happening to our posts?**  
Cunctator

**Test, test . . . is this thing on?**  
TubaDiva

If your ghost is missing, please email me and I’ll add it here.

- **xash**  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-undead-thread-titles-from-the-sdmb-graveyard/373387/2 "2006-09-20T07:41:11Z")

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Thank you.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-undead-thread-titles-from-the-sdmb-graveyard/373387/3 "2006-09-20T08:07:26Z")

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**What Exit’s** post is nearly a haiku.