# The Uniball/Hitler connection **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 30, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304 "2000-11-30T03:12:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/1 "2000-11-30T03:12:00Z")
The word “Uniball” means “only one ball”. Adolph Hitler had only one ball. Just a coincidence? **LIKE HELL!** :mad: Come clean, Schicklegruber! How did you survive the bunker? :confusion: 'Fess Up! ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/2 "2000-11-30T03:46:33Z")
Survive the bunker, hell–the real question would be how he’s sprightly enough to post at the age of 111. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/3 "2000-11-30T03:55:10Z")
actually, sadly, uniball is tom green. ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/4 "2000-11-30T05:54:56Z")
My office mate only has one ball.\*\*\*\*\* Maybe my office mate is Hitler??? \*\*\*\*\*I know this from his phone conversations to his doctor, so wipe that smirk off your face! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/5 "2000-11-30T09:04:26Z")
OMG, my little brother is Hitler? How can this be? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/6 "2000-11-30T11:17:43Z")
I am quite disturbed at the sudden proliferation of Hitlers. Did Johnny Hitlerseed stroll across America, planting a harvest? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/7 "2000-11-30T14:45:44Z")
God, what a priceless image! The Little Man With The Moustache, striding across the hills and plains of Ohio and western Pennsylvania, barefoot and with his brown uniform pants rolled up, strewing little Hitlers from the leather pouch over his shoulder! **Snooooop** , ya made MY day! ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/8 "2000-11-30T14:59:51Z")
Bear in mind that it will take Johnny Hitlerseed half as long to empty his leather sack as a normal man, so there really shouldn’t be this many Uniballs. ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/9 "2000-11-30T15:22:57Z")
So does that mean that the pen manufacturer is actually just a money laundering scheme for Nazi causes? ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/10 "2000-11-30T15:34:38Z")
Well, hey, I just wanna say that I think **Uniball’s** threads this week are the most SDMB fun you can have with your clothes on. I haven’t posted to many of them so far (“stunned speechless” would about sum it up, most of the time), but hey, it’s great to meet somebody who not only thinks outside the box, but who also doesn’t seem to be aware that the box even exists. And I mean this as a compliment. Really. 🙂 Bienvenidos, UnaPelota! (why are all you people with filthy minds assuming that it’s a reference to testicles? Perhaps he’s a billiards pro, or maybe it’s a Unabomber joke.) ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/11 "2000-11-30T22:13:13Z")
Hitler - has only GOT ONE BALL! Göring - has two but they’re quite small! Himmler - Is very sim’lar, But poor Goebbels Has no balls at all… ohhhhh, Hitler - has only GOT ONE BALL!.. ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_G7subs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@Rich\_G7subs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_G7subs)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/12 "2000-12-01T03:58:25Z")
::hums the tune:: Second verse,same as the First! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/13 "2000-12-01T04:16:28Z")
Whistle while you work! Hitler is a jerk! Mussolini bit his weinie Now it doesn’t work! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/14 "2000-12-02T04:02:56Z")
Hitler. Uniball. The ball’s in _your_ court… (But, not _his_.) Whatever his original political alignment, it is clear that by the late 1930’s, **Uniball** was at least a Fascist sympathizer. Next week, _“Was Goebbels A Yeti?”_😃 ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/15 "2000-12-02T18:40:07Z")
So where is Uniball to answer? Johnny Hitlerseed…I couldn’t stop laughing when I read that. Johnny Appleseed is one of my ancestors, but he doesn’t seem extremely well-known, but seeing people remember him makes me happy. :^) Little Hitlers? Like baby Hitlers or adults, only in small size? DDG, maybe he only owns one basketball or something. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/16 "2000-12-03T02:09:56Z")
Entirely off topic, I’m afraid. **Welfy** is he really? How very cute and impressive! I’m surprised you say he is not well known, as I remember him from a reading book at primary school in Scotland, when I was aged 7 or so. Just thought I’d mention that and make you happy. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/17 "2000-12-04T20:37:51Z")
People with only one ball make frequent use of **inflateable women**! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49056](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49056) ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/18 "2000-12-04T21:16:39Z")
**Welfy** - you’re a Chapman, eh? How cool. So how’d you stumble upon this little nugget of interest? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/19 "2000-12-05T02:34:10Z")
Ahem. In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48690) thread, **manhatten** announces that **Uniball** is actually a reincarnation of **smartt**. You remember - the Brazilian worm farmer slash porn mag editor? I knew there was a reason he got on my nerves… ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/20 "2000-12-05T15:26:53Z")
And how many remember that Spike Jones classic? “Ven ze Furher sayz, “Ve is de Master Rrrace!” Ve, “Heil!” {pblt!} “Heil!” {pblt!} Rrright in ze Furher’s face!” I remember this from an old episode of “M_A_S\*H” and have it on a Spike Jones greatest hits record. Classic stuff. “Super-_dooper_ super men!” 😃 Esprix [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304.md?page=2)