# The Uniball/Hitler connection

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 30, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304 "2000-11-30T03:12:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/21 "2000-12-05T19:50:15Z")

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**Esprix** - you? A _Spike Jones_ fan?!

**SOUL BROTHA!!!**

Now that you started it, we gotta finish it.

Ven der Führer says  
“Vee iss der Mazter Race”,  
Vee HEIL (_phbbt_) HEIL (_phbbt_)  
Right in der Führer’s face.  
Not to luff der Führer  
Iss a great disgrace  
So vee HEIL (_phbbt_) HEIL (_phbbt_)  
Right in der Führer’s face!

Ven Herr Göring says  
“Vee own der vurld und zpace”  
Vee HEIL (_phbbt_) HEIL (_phbbt_)  
Right in Herr Göring’s face.  
Ven Herr Göbbels says  
“Zey’ll never bomb zis place”  
Vee HEIL (_phbbt_) HEIL (_phbbt_)  
Right in Herr Göbbels’ face.

Are vee Nazi supermen?  
Aryan pure supermen?  
Ja, vee ist der supermen -  
Super _duper_ supermen!  
Iss dis not zee land so good?  
Vuld you leaff it iff you could?  
Ja, das not zee land is good -  
Vee vuld leaff it iff vee could!

Vee bring der vurld New Order.  
Heil Hitler’s vurld, New Order!  
Ev’ry vun of foreign race  
Vill _luff_ der Führer’s face  
Ven vee bring to ze vurld dis-Order!

Ven der Führer says  
“Vee iss der Mazter Race”,  
Vee HEIL (_phbbt_) HEIL (_phbbt_)  
Right in der Führer’s face.  
Not to luff der Führer  
Iss a great disgrace  
So vee HEIL (_phbbt_)  
HEIL (_phbbt_)  
Right in der Füh-rer’s faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

Just don’t get me started on _Cocktails for Two_…

Damn, now I’m having scruples. Is this stuff still copyrighted or not?

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-uniball-hitler-connection/43304/22 "2000-12-05T20:23:33Z")

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“In some secluded _rendez-vous_… \*\*Whoopee! Yahoo! {HONK! HONK!}”

😃

Esprix

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