# The Union's in a state

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 24, 2026, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923 "2026-02-24T04:33:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/161 "2026-02-25T03:04:02Z")

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Cheers. 🙂

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/162 "2026-02-25T03:04:18Z")

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Rep Al Green just got kicked out for his “Black people aren’t apes”

I can’t drink and watch him, I get too outraged.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/163 "2026-02-25T03:05:50Z")

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Democrats won’t clean up the snow!

What the everloving fuck?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/164 "2026-02-25T03:06:41Z")

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@JaneDoe42 I assume you mean you can’t watch the felon, not the Honorable Al Green?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/165 "2026-02-25T03:06:51Z")

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Too white for them?

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/166 "2026-02-25T03:06:53Z")

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This is SO much better than watching! Spoons and Monty, we owe you bigly!

Someone let me know if he says anything about the “sleazebag” plaintiff of the Supreme Court tariff case, who’s present in the audience as a guest of Illinois Rep Brad Schneider. The guy’s my cousin but I can’t bear to watch.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/167 "2026-02-25T03:07:26Z")

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Yes, the rapist.

Al Green is one of the good guys 🙂

I just learned that this is the second time he got kicked out. I like him even more now.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/168 "2026-02-25T03:07:31Z")

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God that smug, self-satisfied smirk makes me want to punch him right in the gob.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/169 "2026-02-25T03:07:51Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Too white for them?

Well played! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/170 "2026-02-25T03:08:31Z")

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He’s gone off script! He lost it when he got offended that Democrats didn’t support his incorrect assertion about duty.

And he’s just lied about cheating in elections. He says it’s rampant. He pushes that line to mean the Democrats in Congress are not there legitimately.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/171 "2026-02-25T03:09:49Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Time to pour a scotch…

…so you still have something to drink after you chug the whole bottle during the speech, right?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/172 "2026-02-25T03:10:02Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Spoons and Monty, we owe you bigly!

Aw, shucks, ma’am, taint nuthin’.

(Seriously, I’m glad that between Monty and me, we’re providing a valued public service.)

Now onto election fraud and voter ID …

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/173 "2026-02-25T03:11:00Z")

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BINGO!

Hate America ~ Biden ~ Tariffs ~ Nobel ~ Polls

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/174 "2026-02-25T03:11:15Z")

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I’m starting to scare the cats, I”m out.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/175 "2026-02-25T03:12:00Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> …so you still have something to drink after you chug the whole bottle during the speech, right?

My liquor cabinet is epic. Because I don’t drink from it often. So… yes. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/176 "2026-02-25T03:13:34Z")

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Democrats only get elected if they cheat!

Well, every accusation is a confession, so there you go.

Now something about a transgender child who was horribly treated by people who forced her (him? not sure) to change gender, without telling the parents.

“These people [pointing at Democrats] are crazy, I tell ya!”

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/177 "2026-02-25T03:14:13Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> BINGO!
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> Hate America ~ Biden ~ Tariffs ~ Nobel ~ Polls

It only took an hour!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/178 "2026-02-25T03:16:08Z")

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“Melania’s now a movie star!”

Something-something about some foundation she founded, that has bipartisan support.

I don’t really care, do u?

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/179 "2026-02-25T03:17:01Z")

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WTF is a presidental medal of freedom?

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923/180 "2026-02-25T03:18:20Z")

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Joy Ried just called out the diapers.

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