# The Unitd States of Cunts **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738 "2017-02-25T15:37:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/81 "2017-02-26T02:16:49Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Well that was her 117th visit to the US so maybe she has only just recently become a suspicious visitor. It’s understandable really. 116 visits is understandable and normal, but 117 is just outrageous. Anyone who visits 117 times is clearly up to something and the authorities were right to be suspicious ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/82 "2017-02-26T02:18:43Z")
One more of you assholes responds to that other asshole, and you’re ALL going on my you-know-what-list! Just fucking stop already! ---
**Author:** ![Evan\_Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Evan\_Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evan_Drake)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/83 "2017-02-26T02:19:02Z")
> [@Blinkyandpinky](#): > > The USA can only trust certain other countries that share the same good values that we do, and there aren’t that many countries that fit into that category, so yes, the USA should definitely insulate itself against much of the world. I have long felt Americans shouldn’t travel abroad, there’s nothing they’ve got you can’t find better in the USA. See America first ! Never leave the great good place ! ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/84 "2017-02-26T02:28:24Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > One more of you assholes responds to that other asshole, and you’re ALL going on my you-know-what-list! Just fucking stop already! Looks like it’s been banned. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/85 "2017-02-26T02:29:11Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > You talk like a magic 8-Ball where all the answers are statements specifically crafted to piss off liberals. Looks like the mods finally had enough of his fake persona. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/86 "2017-02-26T02:30:30Z")
Must’ve been a fake moderator that banned him. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/87 "2017-02-26T02:36:30Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Looks like it’s been banned. > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Looks like the mods finally had enough of his fake persona. > [@John\_Mace](#): > > Must’ve been a fake moderator that banned him. He’s been under discussion for some time. Since he has never posted anywhere _but_ the Pit, it was evident he was here just to troll. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/88 "2017-02-26T02:39:06Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Looks like it’s been banned. Oh, that was close! I apologize for threatening all of you!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/89 "2017-02-26T02:40:22Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > He’s been under discussion for some time. Since he has never posted anywhere _but_ the Pit, it was evident he was here just to troll. Really! You don’t say! ETA: I still think it was a person trying to be an example of the worst type of right-wing dimbulb it is possible to be; Poe’s law X 10 to the 25th. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/90 "2017-02-26T02:47:46Z")
Now we’ll never know why he chose to slander the good folks at Pac-Man Enterprises with his choice of user-name. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/91 "2017-02-26T02:58:33Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Looks like it’s been banned. > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Looks like the mods finally had enough of his fake persona. > [@John\_Mace](#): > > Must’ve been a fake moderator that banned him. > [@Colibri](#): > > He’s been under discussion for some time. Since he has never posted anywhere _but_ the Pit, it was evident he was here just to troll. [Homer Simpson Voice]And that’s the story of the Dunning-Kreuger effect…[/HSV] ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/92 "2017-02-26T02:58:55Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > Now we’ll never know why he chose to slander the good folks at Pac-Man Enterprises with his choice of user-name. ☹ I know your post was in jest, but in keeping with the Straight Dope’s goal and motto, please allow me to point out that the troll’s username appeared to me to be a reference to [an anime called _Nozzles_ aka _The Wondrous Koala Blinky_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noozles), not to Pac-Man. In fairness to your interpretation, tho, I acknowledge that Blinky and Pinky were two of the four antagonists to everyone’s favorite yellow puck-shaped hero and is thus a comprehensible categorization. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/93 "2017-02-26T03:04:44Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > I know your post was in jest, but in keeping with the Straight Dope’s goal and motto, please allow me to point out that the troll’s username appeared to me to be a reference to [an anime called _Nozzles_ aka _The Wondrous Koala Blinky_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noozles), not to Pac-Man. In fairness to your interpretation, tho, I acknowledge that Blinky and Pinky were two of the four antagonists to everyone’s favorite yellow puck-shaped hero and is thus a comprehensible categorization. Well, it actually wasn’t in jest at all, to be honest. I can’t speak ill of him since he’s not here due to the (appropriate, IMO) moderation of this board, so we’ll just leave that as it is. But I was/am genuinely curious about the chosen name. Your link provides plausible evidence for your theory. However, I’ve got colored, pixelated ghosts in my corner. So, there’s that or something… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/94 "2017-02-26T03:39:34Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > He’s been under discussion for some time. Since he has never posted anywhere _but_ the Pit, it was evident he was here just to troll. FTR, he posted a few times in GD, but the content wasn’t appreciably different than his Pit posts, so there you go. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/95 "2017-02-26T05:01:15Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > It’s understandable really. 116 visits is understandable and normal, but 117 is just outrageous. Anyone who visits 117 times is clearly up to something and the authorities were right to be suspicious As James Bond says in _Goldfinger_, “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.” So 117 times? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/96 "2017-02-26T05:18:18Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > FTR, he posted a few times in GD, but the content wasn’t appreciably different than his Pit posts, so there you go. It was true as of 2/15, when the discussion began. I see that he branched out a bit subsequently. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/97 "2017-02-26T05:38:19Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > As James Bond says in _Goldfinger_, “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.” > > So 117 times? Did Mr Bond have anything to say about 116 times? ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/98 "2017-02-26T06:17:24Z")
Some of you people are disturbingly easy to troll. I truly cannot understand why you kept responding to that guy. It was some of the most obvious shit I’ve ever seen, but apparently you couldn’t help yourselves. And you wonder why they keep coming around? Unbelievable. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/99 "2017-02-26T06:58:21Z")
Nah, I don’t wonder about that, I wonder about how they stumble on to us. Some of you guys been posting cat pictures? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738/100 "2017-02-26T07:14:31Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > He’s been under discussion for some time. Since he has never posted anywhere _but_ the Pit, it was evident he was here just to troll. Holy shit, i didn’t think you had it in you. Thanks, mods. (He had a few posts in other forums, but let’s not get into that.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unitd-states-of-cunts/780738.md?page=6)