The Unitd States of Cunts

It’s understandable really. 116 visits is understandable and normal, but 117 is just outrageous. Anyone who visits 117 times is clearly up to something and the authorities were right to be suspicious

One more of you assholes responds to that other asshole, and you’re ALL going on my you-know-what-list! Just fucking stop already!

I have long felt Americans shouldn’t travel abroad, there’s nothing they’ve got you can’t find better in the USA.

See America first ! Never leave the great good place !

Looks like it’s been banned.

Looks like the mods finally had enough of his fake persona.

Must’ve been a fake moderator that banned him.

He’s been under discussion for some time. Since he has never posted anywhere but the Pit, it was evident he was here just to troll.

Oh, that was close! I apologize for threatening all of you!! :slight_smile:

Really! You don’t say!

ETA: I still think it was a person trying to be an example of the worst type of right-wing dimbulb it is possible to be; Poe’s law X 10 to the 25th.

Now we’ll never know why he chose to slander the good folks at Pac-Man Enterprises with his choice of user-name. :frowning:

[Homer Simpson Voice]And that’s the story of the Dunning-Kreuger effect…[/HSV]

I know your post was in jest, but in keeping with the Straight Dope’s goal and motto, please allow me to point out that the troll’s username appeared to me to be a reference to an anime called Nozzles aka The Wondrous Koala Blinky, not to Pac-Man. In fairness to your interpretation, tho, I acknowledge that Blinky and Pinky were two of the four antagonists to everyone’s favorite yellow puck-shaped hero and is thus a comprehensible categorization.

Well, it actually wasn’t in jest at all, to be honest. I can’t speak ill of him since he’s not here due to the (appropriate, IMO) moderation of this board, so we’ll just leave that as it is. But I was/am genuinely curious about the chosen name. Your link provides plausible evidence for your theory. However, I’ve got colored, pixelated ghosts in my corner. So, there’s that or something…

FTR, he posted a few times in GD, but the content wasn’t appreciably different than his Pit posts, so there you go.

As James Bond says in Goldfinger, “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.”

So 117 times?

It was true as of 2/15, when the discussion began. I see that he branched out a bit subsequently.

Did Mr Bond have anything to say about 116 times?

Some of you people are disturbingly easy to troll. I truly cannot understand why you kept responding to that guy. It was some of the most obvious shit I’ve ever seen, but apparently you couldn’t help yourselves. And you wonder why they keep coming around? Unbelievable.

Nah, I don’t wonder about that, I wonder about how they stumble on to us. Some of you guys been posting cat pictures?

Holy shit, i didn’t think you had it in you. Thanks, mods. (He had a few posts in other forums, but let’s not get into that.)