# The Unofficial SDMB Motherload Pore Zit Picture Pages

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 4, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366 "2002-07-04T15:59:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/1 "2002-07-04T15:59:12Z")

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Ok maybe not, but I just wanted to make Coldfire pass out so I could poke him with this stick.

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**Author:** ![renigademaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@renigademaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/renigademaster)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/2 "2002-07-04T16:26:59Z")

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( )(.) Thats how my butt looked when I popped mine! (I started the Favorite pimple stories (maybe TMI) )

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/3 "2002-07-04T17:36:17Z")

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**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/4 "2002-07-05T00:08:50Z")

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Ooh, can I do the ammonia-swab-thingy with Coldy if he faints? Please? Pretty please?

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**Author:** ![welby1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/5 "2002-07-05T02:26:43Z")

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Damn! It’s a fraud!

And I was gonna post a pic of the one on my inner thigh. Sorry ladies, you’ll have to wait!

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**Author:** ![NardoPolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NardoPolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NardoPolo)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/6 "2002-07-05T02:28:18Z")

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I tend to get them on my chin:

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Anyone care to try a closeup?

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**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/7 "2002-07-05T10:34:43Z")

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Well…I did find this

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**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/8 "2002-07-05T10:59:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ratty \*  
> \*\*Well…I did find this \*\*

Wow…that’s disgusting. **Coldfire** is going to just _love_ this now.

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**Author:** ![blinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@blinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blinx)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/9 "2002-07-05T11:00:39Z")

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Darn… thats disturbing.

I’m thinking that might even be too much work for all those closet zit poppors that came out in the Motherload Pore thread 🙂

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/10 "2002-07-05T11:26:30Z")

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Thanks. I knew lunch would taste better the second time 'round.

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/11 "2002-07-05T11:36:24Z")

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I feel sick now.

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**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/12 "2002-07-05T12:04:13Z")

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Is there some word that describes the act of following a link when you know, in your heart of hearts, that you **really, _really_** shouldn’t?

I am so not hungry right now.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/13 "2002-07-05T12:58:27Z")

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The word is _moderatorship_, **Xerxes**. Want a job?

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**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/14 "2002-07-05T13:52:41Z")

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Opal, maybe you’ve hit on something here. Appetite supressant by photographic simulation of the instinct of repulsion.

Wouldn’t work on me, I can hold a sammich in one hand and pop zits with the other. Coldy, though, is gonna be getting mighty skinny.

b.

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**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/15 "2002-07-05T13:55:27Z")

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Ah - point well made.

I guess you try not to moderate on a full stomach.

I suppose there are some days when it’s a bit of a poisoned chalice… still, the unthinking adoration of the Teeming Millions more than makes up for it, doesn’t it? [sub]_(…doesn’t it?)[/sub]_

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**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/16 "2002-07-05T14:02:25Z")

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**Billy** , is that the same as **V** isually **O** ffputting **M** ental **I** mage **T** herapy?  
Shomebody shoot me.

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**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/17 "2002-07-05T17:58:36Z")

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Nope. You gotta stay right here and suffer like a man. Wanna get that big blackhead on my neck while you’re at it?

b.

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**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/18 "2002-07-05T18:11:26Z")

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Man, that is sick. This was a funny thread till that picture link. I knew it would be nasty, but clicked it anyway like always.

Hey Coldfire, I’ll take that job!

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/19 "2002-07-05T18:32:20Z")

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HOLY cow. I shouldn’t have looked.

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**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/20 "2002-07-05T20:55:58Z")

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You knoow, there are some things you shouldn’t be doing when you click on that link.

One is eating Buffalo wings with extra blue cheese dressing.  
The other is thinking about strawberry shortcake.

Now it’s time for some of Grandpappy’s forgettin’ medicine.

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