# The Unofficial SDMB Motherload Pore Zit Picture Pages **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366 "2002-07-04T15:59:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/21 "2002-07-05T21:22:04Z")
Ugh. Ugh. (Runs off to puke.) Coldfire, keep your job. I don’t want it. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/22 "2002-07-05T21:44:36Z")
_blink_ _jaw drops_ _blink_ ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/23 "2002-07-05T22:48:23Z")
C’mon, it wasn’t that bad! Hopefully the people in the picture are seeking treatment and are much better now! ---
**Author:** ![Tsubaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@Tsubaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tsubaki)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/24 "2002-07-06T01:21:53Z")
These kinds of threads crack me up! You guys are too funny! ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/25 "2002-07-06T01:28:41Z")
Wow… something finally unhornied my 15 year old libido. Damn you! :Wanders off muttering about finding some porn\*: \*[sub]By “porn” I mean “good wholesome photographs”[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/26 "2002-07-06T01:52:36Z")
::looks at the images on the linked site:: I think I recognized some of the faces from my high school yearbook. And the guy in the rear view shot may have mooned me in PE class one day. But, seriously, those shots put my old high school acne in perspective. ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/27 "2002-07-06T03:00:59Z")
I read all the way down. “I’m not gonna click on that think,” I said. What did I do? I clicked the link. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/28 "2002-07-06T03:17:46Z")
I can’t resist. I’m going to follow ratty’s link. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/29 "2002-07-06T03:20:47Z")
Those poor people! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/30 "2002-07-06T03:27:33Z")
I am never going to complain about my skin ever again. Ewww! Robin ---
**Author:** ![Grimace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@Grimace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimace)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/31 "2002-07-06T03:33:58Z")
{puts down the container of cottage cheese he was eating} Well, I USED to have a iron stomach until I opened that link and then looked at what I was eating.:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/32 "2002-07-06T03:52:14Z")
Is it just me\* or does the third pic on that link look like a whole lot of zit-popping fun? \*Actually, it probably IS just me. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/33 "2002-07-06T06:24:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ratty \* > \*\*Well…I did find this \*\* Brace yourselves, folks, I’m about to take this to a whole 'nother level! :eek: Anybody see these lines: > [@](#): > > There’s lots more where these came from. Let me know if you’re interested. And wonder what kind of weirdo would want more and then realize that someone, somewhere out there, has a fetish for “zit-porn” and this guy’s probably trolling for others who share the fetish? :eek: (Certainly brings new meaning to the phrase “money shot.” Think about it, you’ll get it, and then you’ll _really_ regret it.) ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/34 "2002-07-06T06:47:26Z")
If you think THAT was bad, check out [THIS.](http://www.geo.arizona.edu/geos256/azgeology/srubison/az1.html) 😃 Ranchoth (Works best if you believe in the Gaia Hypothesis) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/35 "2002-07-06T11:32:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ranchoth \* > \*\*If you think THAT was bad, check out [THIS.](http://www.geo.arizona.edu/geos256/azgeology/srubison/az1.html) > > 😃 > > Ranchoth > (Works best if you believe in the Gaia Hypothesis) \*\* ROTFLMAO! ---
**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/36 "2002-07-06T12:07:43Z")
So, let’s follow my train of thought here. I looked at the thread title. _“Wow, the original Motherload Pore thread made me feel icky. I really shouldn’t look at this thread.”_ I opened the thread. _“Oh, thank you, thank you, it’s a joke. I can close this now and possibly be ready to eat around lunchtime.”_ I continued reading. _“No, no, no. Not going to look at that link. NOT going to. Like my stomach contents where they are. Know better than to look.”_ I opened the link. _“… **!!!** …”_ I’m dizzy. I’m sick. And I’m POSTING to this thread. I’m sure there’s some kind of 12-step program for this out there (“We admitted we were powerless over our thread-reading…”), and I’ve hit rock bottom. (For exact rock-bottom moment, see that set of exclamation points up there.) I’m ready to join. Just tell me how. Loved the second link, btw, **Ranchoth**. ---
**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/37 "2002-07-06T12:13:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \* > \*\*(Certainly brings new meaning to the phrase “money shot.” Think about it, you’ll get it, and then you’ll _really_ regret it.) \*\* I did think about this, btw, **Tuckerfan** - wouldn’t want you to think everyone missed it - and I have this to say: You are sick, sick, sick, and I am proud to be a member of the same message board as you. However, I will NOT be thinking about your posts in the future, since the image this one gave me will not go away without invasive brain surgery. Why is there no barfy smiley? I never use them, but if there was ever a need for one… ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366/38 "2002-07-06T12:34:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muffin \* > \*\*Those poor people! \*\* Those pore people! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-sdmb-motherload-pore-zit-picture-pages/117366.md?page=1)