# The Unofficial Straight Dope Members Picture Pages **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338 "2002-06-21T20:59:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/241 "2002-06-29T22:30:00Z")
Will it ever end? ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/242 "2002-06-29T22:36:42Z")
**Max** I sent you my picture, if you don’t get it tell me in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![diku](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@diku](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diku)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/243 "2002-06-29T23:44:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HerMajestyLorna \* > \*\*Will it ever end? \*\* Not if the beautiful women on this board keep sending in pics. ---
**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/244 "2002-06-30T02:14:55Z")
Hey. I finally got around to getting a shot. Don’t expect a Brad Pitt or anything, but it’s the best I can do. [It’s Yo.](http://www22.brinkster.com/pepsidave14/mypic.html) I thought of wearing a sombrero and get the whole Mexico thing down, but I never got around to doing that… ---
**Author:** ![JonTheHasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7bcc69/32.png) [@JonTheHasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonTheHasher)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/245 "2002-06-30T20:14:03Z")
Hey Max, I e-mailed my pic to you. Yes, I am indeed drinking beer out of a shoe. It’s a long story. I’ll send a better pic when/if I get one. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/246 "2002-06-30T21:49:16Z")
Oh Jon, Jon, Jon…I don’t think I’ve been that grossed out in a while! That one is DEFINITELY going up on the page! :shudder: ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/247 "2002-07-01T02:08:32Z")
ANNOUNCING… Page 5 of [TUSDMBMPP](http://hometown.aol.com/jonahjamsn/sdmbpix.html) is open with a brand new look! Added pictures include the lovely **SilkyThreat** , the mysterious **Strainger** , the dapper **Delta-9** , the rockin’ **stofsky** , and many many more! And everyone appears with their clothes on (no matter how much Photoshopping I did)!!! And don’t worry, I’ve got so many pictures left over I’m going ahead and working on page 6 so I don’t fall to far behind. But **Big Kahuna Burger and RomansPerson** , I’m having a hard time with your pictures. BMPs and ART files don’t work right for some reason. If you have another jpg version I’d love to have those, or if anyone knows any tricks to get them to work, I’m all ears. [Pictures.teemingmillions.com](http://Pictures.teemingmillions.com) should be updated soon as well. And many thanks to **Earthling** for his inspiration for the new non-copyright infringing background. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/248 "2002-07-01T02:36:42Z")
No prob, **Max** , I figured out how to make it a JPEG and page 6 will hopefully be graced by my lovely visage (ha!). I’ll send it to you after I finish this post. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/249 "2002-07-01T02:44:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > \*\*Hey **RedFury** , you ever get “Hey, look! Sean Connery!”? \*\* Naw! OTOH, the “Hey look! It’s Barbara Walters!” comments are getting a bit stale :eek: ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/250 "2002-07-01T22:57:43Z")
Hey…I just got posted on the site. I can’t let this thread die yet! ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/251 "2002-07-02T00:14:32Z")
If you want to keep the thread alive, whatcha’ gotta do is; 1.) find a pic of somebody that you think is really hot 2.) tell that somebody that they’re hot 3.) flirt your ass off with that person Then… 1.) people who haven’t submitted their picture to the website, will come along and offer nude pics. 2.) somebody will make a joke about an R-rated version of the website. 3.) people will offer to swap pics with anybody who’s interested. 4.) people will pop in just to say they’re interested. 5.) somebody will have to change their email address, because a bunch of morons thought she was one of the ones offering pics. :mad: 6.) one of the best posters we’ve got will ask to be taken off the website. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/252 "2002-07-02T00:32:22Z")
No Gobear pic? I sent one in. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/253 "2002-07-02T00:37:58Z")
Oh, thanks so much, **Max**! You really have done a great job. I, for one, appreciate all the work you’ve done. [sub]I won’t mention the great job of airbrushing… 😉 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/254 "2002-07-02T03:20:23Z")
Stofsky I would send you one but for the simple fact that I don’t have one with me on vacation… but somewhere in this thread I posted one that shows a LOT of cleavage… ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/255 "2002-07-02T07:59:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \* > **If you want to keep the thread alive, whatcha’ gotta do is; > 1.) find a pic of somebody that you think is really hot > 2.) tell that somebody that they’re hot > 3.) flirt your ass off with that person** That can’t be right, since no one is flirting their ass off with **me** , and yet this thread is still somehow limping along… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/256 "2002-07-02T22:10:09Z")
Ok well since people keep talking about naked, here is a pic of me naked: [http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/OpalCat/Webcam%20Pics/opalcamboobies.jpg](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/OpalCat/Webcam%20Pics/opalcamboobies.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/257 "2002-07-02T22:47:12Z")
so perfect…so round…so firm… They’ve gotta be enhanced somehow. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/258 "2002-07-02T23:04:22Z")
I’ll never tell. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/259 "2002-07-02T23:32:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jackelope \* > \*\* > That can’t be right, since no one is flirting their ass off with **me** , and yet this thread is still somehow limping along… \*\* I said you have purty feet. Flirtin’ don’t work, if only one person is doing it y’know. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/260 "2002-07-02T23:53:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \* > \*\*If you want to keep the thread alive, whatcha’ gotta do is; > 1.) find a pic of somebody that you think is really hot > 2.) tell that somebody that they’re hot > 3.) flirt your ass off with that person > > \*\* [giving it a shot] Slainte and Jinwicked are TIED in my book for hottest Dope-ettes of ALL TIME. It is my most sincere regret that I’m such a lurker here and have such a low post count as to never be impressive to them (I had more, I was eaten in the big crash _pout_). I would walk ten miles barefoot in a blizzard with cinderblocks hanging from my testicles by #2 logging chains just to stand in your garbage. (btw, any chance I might get to see the nekkid pics?) [/giving it a shot] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338.md?page=14)