# The Unofficial Straight Dope Members Picture Pages **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338 "2002-06-21T20:59:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/261 "2002-07-03T00:38:36Z")
I’m glad someone revived a site with pictures on it. Good job. I think you need to have some alphabetical organization eventually, but still, I’m glad you have them up… And no, until someone magically makes me not ugly, you cannot have my picture. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/262 "2002-07-03T01:36:23Z")
Sorry **Anthracite** , but alphabetizing is not in the near future. But if it helps, I have this weird power to hook up people when their pics are adjacent. I think I’ll call it “Feng Shweb.” ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/263 "2002-07-03T02:07:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by //\etalhea|) \* > \*\* > [giving it a shot] > > Slainte and Jinwicked are TIED in my book for hottest Dope-ettes of ALL TIME. It is my most sincere regret that I’m such a lurker here and have such a low post count as to never be impressive to them (I had more, I was eaten in the big crash _pout_). > > I would walk ten miles barefoot in a blizzard with cinderblocks hanging from my testicles by #2 logging chains just to stand in your garbage. > > (btw, any chance I might get to see the nekkid pics?) > > [/giving it a shot] \*\* I am quite flattered to be tied with the lovely **Jinwicked** and to have even been nominated but I must drop out of the running… someone with a post count even lower than yours has won my affection. And while your offer of “walking ten miles barefoot in a blizzard with cinderblocks hanging from my testicles by #2 logging chains just to stand in your garbage.” is quite devotional, driving 200+ miles is more along the lines of what I require in a suitor. 😉 Nekkid pic offer has been rescinded, sorry but you were too late. You Dopers are wonderful, if only I got this much adoration IRL. ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/264 "2002-07-03T02:13:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > \*\*Sorry **Anthracite** , but alphabetizing is not in the near future. But if it helps, I have this weird power to hook up people when their pics are adjacent. I think I’ll call it “Feng Shweb.” \*\* **Max** , don’t mess with the Mojo that TUSDMBPP has by trying to alphabetize it. H & M aren’t close enough in the alphabet and neither are S & W. I like the results of your Feng Shweb 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/265 "2002-07-03T03:10:18Z")
Thanks, Max…I really appreciate all your hard work! ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/266 "2002-07-03T05:36:59Z")
Add me too! [Recent pic.](http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/lethal_lizzie/vwp?.dir=/Lizzie&.src=ph&.dnm=smallersilly.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/lethal_lizzie/lst%3f%26.dir=/Lizzie%26.src=ph%26.view=t) ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/267 "2002-07-03T15:32:20Z")
[tapping foot impatiently] Alright **Broken doll** enough teasing us with bad links for your pics already! It’s just not nice! [sub]Pssst guys… Broken dolls is a HOTTIE! ;)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/268 "2002-07-03T16:28:37Z")
Yeah, I noticed that myself. Hey Pez, I haven’t forgotten to swap your picture. Well, ok I have forgotten, but I’ve remembered again. Look for the update soon. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/269 "2002-07-03T16:35:59Z")
LOL Max! Good thing cause by the looks of things in IMHO, Beards aren’t too popular. 😉 Funny thing is I had the beard for a week and thats the only pic I have with it. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/270 "2002-07-03T17:16:23Z")
Thanks to my friend’s wedding over the weekend, and the wonders of modern digital photography, check out [Lightnin’ in a tuxedo!](http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/t_a_yarbrough/lst?.dir=/Todd+in+a+Tux&.view=t) [Major League]“I feel like a banker.”[/Major League] I’m going to have to vote for **Fionn** and **JinWicked** for the hottest female dopers. Of course, they’re in Texas, so I’m biased a bit. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/271 "2002-07-03T17:46:57Z")
Congrats to those who narrowed it down to two female dopers, I can’t narrow it down any more than this: **Bad News Baboon** - babe **Dragonblink** - babe **Fionn** - babe **Hillbilly Queen** - yeeeeeHAWWW! **tigergirl** - babe **brachyrhynchos** - babe, and probably smarter than me to boot **cercaria** - babe **HerMajestyLorna** - babe **Alice in Wonderland** - babe **Cessandra** - babe **Calliope** - babe **Nacho4sara** - babe **Ruffian** - babe And so on, and so on…what, there are more pages up? O.K. let’s face it, I can’t narrow it down at all. Knowing then what I know now, I would have been much less of a creep on these boards. Oh well, too late for that. I’ve got to get me a scanner, though.😉 ---
**Author:** ![JonTheHasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7bcc69/32.png) [@JonTheHasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonTheHasher)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/272 "2002-07-03T18:15:26Z")
Damn, **JinWicked** , not only are you [insert your favorite synonym for “beautiful” here], but you can come up with a piece like The Universal Turing Machine. I am in awe. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/273 "2002-07-03T18:16:23Z")
**eunoia** , you’ve left out a few too. But as the guy who created the web page, I feel it’s not right for me to point them out by name. Which is a shame, cause damn, I wanna give ‘em all a big "how _you_ doin’?" By the way, you shoulda seen the “wet & wild” version of **BNB**. I had to take it down, but I definitely didn’t delete it 😉 And I’m patiently awaiting the return of a certain Oz character ☹ ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/274 "2002-07-03T18:31:55Z")
I’m going to attribute the lack of people flirting with me to my posting a pic with my girl Sarah 😉 I’m going to Kerrville to see her this weekend, I’ll tell her you said “Hi” **superbee**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JonTheHasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7bcc69/32.png) [@JonTheHasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonTheHasher)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/275 "2002-07-03T18:33:00Z")
Sorry, shoulda linked that. [The Universal Turing Machine](http://www.jinwicked.com/en/art/drawings/turing.html) ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/276 "2002-07-03T19:55:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > **eunoia, you’ve left out a few too. But as the guy who created the web page, I feel it’s not right for me to point them out by name.** Or name them all as I should have done, because, really…yum! It wasn’t my intention to omit anyone, I’m certainly not worthy of any who submitted a photo. My point was that I used to think of the “Girls of SDMB” as kinda frumpy…and that’s the ones I figured were women in the first place. Quite the eye opener. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/277 "2002-07-03T20:55:53Z")
I want to replace my picture. Not sure which of these I want… [http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/OpalCat/opalcat.jpg](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/OpalCat/opalcat.jpg) or [http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/O...n00/beggar1.jpg](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/O...n00/beggar1.jpg) I’m leaning toward the second one. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/278 "2002-07-03T20:58:32Z")
DOH!! [http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/OpalCat/Halloween00/beggar1.jpg](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/OpalCat/Halloween00/beggar1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/279 "2002-07-03T20:58:50Z")
considering the second is giving me a broken link, i really like the first one better. It’s a great picture to begin with anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/280 "2002-07-03T21:11:09Z")
Ya know, going over the rest of this thread, I noticed that there were several Wimmen Dopers who were emailing nekkid pics of themselves. And I’m not gettin’ 'em too! _This shall not stand!_ You see, I just noticed this thread today… and, and, the dog ate my homework… and, um… [SUB]Okay, I’m lame. Send me those pics, too? Pretty please?[/SUB] 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338.md?page=15)