# The Unofficial Straight Dope Members Picture Pages **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338 "2002-06-21T20:59:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/301 "2002-07-10T03:10:14Z")
Ah, see, **Tengo** , what happens when you don’t give me your REAL name in your email? Let that be a lesson to all y’all! I’ll get right on that Pepsi…er…Tengo. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/302 "2002-07-10T05:19:33Z")
Just one comment: It’s waterj2 not water2j. Everybody always does that. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/303 "2002-07-10T14:47:18Z")
I…uh…have no idea what you’re talking about, **waterj2**. :dons dark glasses: Could you please look right here at this device… _ **FLASH** _ Your name was never misspelled. You stayed up too late drinking last night and everything looked mixed up to you. You were browsing the web looking for a widescreen tv to send me, so just continue along that path and you’ll be happy for years. Thanks. :doffs dark glasses: ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/304 "2002-07-22T00:41:01Z")
Well, [Page 7](http://hometown.aol.com/jonahjamsn/sdmbpix7.html) is finally up. I was waiting to see if I’d get any more submissions but they seem to have slowed a bit. However, I imagine the pic of **BBJ** will have guys and gals alike scrambling to be put on page 7. Well, back off, y’all!!! She’s mine! All mine! Alright, I can’t make that claim, but women like the jealous possessive type, right? Huh? Oh. Damn. Still looking for pictures. Oh and **matt\_mcl** et al, if you sent a link or your pic and it isn’t up there, I can’t use bmp’s. If you got another was of getting it to me, you’ll be there next update. ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/305 "2004-07-01T18:48:39Z")
[Young me on sax](http://www.porkbelly.net/azupload/uploads//smam/saxopwn-small.jpg) [Me](http://www.porkbelly.net/azupload/uploads//smam/smam-small.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/306 "2004-07-02T16:58:35Z")
Great site **Max** , thanks for helping put faces to names. And I’ll agree that all the ladies are very hot. (hell, I’ll even say that plnr looks good, but that’s as far as my hetro self will let me go). I was sorry to see that it looks like a few posters got swamped with pervy requests, or perhaps innappropriate pictures, but I do want to point out that of the 7 pages this thread has, it wasn’t until page…what, 5 or so before it became obviouse that it had turned into a feeding frenzy. So cut the latecomers a bit of slack, it’s a forgivable mistake not to realize that things got out of hand. One of the few advantages to having been here so long, is that you can get a feel for how these things are going to go. As soon as the first semi-naked picture was sent, and acknowledged here, I just knew it was going to go downhill pretty fast. (smile)…It’s sad, because all of you ladies really are increadibly attractive, but the ones that do like to share a bit more, don’t often realize just how many people are on here. Anyway, keep up the great work Max, and I’ll keep checking back for updates. Although I am ticked that none of the links work for me…I was so hoping for another opal boobie picture to add to my collection… 😛 . (another advantage to having been here forever) ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/307 "2004-07-02T20:24:39Z")
I, being somewhat out of shape and out of my mind, do here in give consent for any picture or video of me to be displayed on the internet, provided that the following conditions are met- The photo was taken with my knowledge and consent (No ambush photographs) The photograph could reasonably be described as having turned out well, or that I look reasonably good in it (No photos capturing that special moment when a strong wind made it look like I haven’t combed my hair in years) Several Dopers have a photograph of me in a hooded cloak. The cloak has been arranged so that I completely covered from head to toe, and no part of my body is visible- except for one (I think that’s clear enough). If you have a copy of this, please do not publish or distribute it. I was drunk at the time. Which is why the lighting is all wrong. The folds of the cloak are screwed up ans don’t lead the eye to the central focus of the picture. But draw it away (I really should have had somebody else drape it and use pins to hold it in the proper lines). The dpi is far too low. And the make up on the exposed skin- well, what was I thinking with that? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/308 "2004-07-21T13:19:47Z")
It is with heavy heart I announce the end of the USDMPP. I’ve finally decided to let my AOL account go the way of the dodo and thus the webpages. I want to thank everyone for their contributions (especially some of those “special” ones…droooool) and let you know it was great to put a face with a name. Goodnight, Gracie. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/309 "2004-07-21T13:35:58Z")
:smack: Saw my _old_ pic from a few years ago that I used in the old pic page. Ah to be a bored caffiene hooked 14 year old again. I think I asked if I could change it a while back, but I never got around to finding another pic. ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/310 "2004-07-21T14:06:48Z")
> [@Max Carnage](#): > > It is with heavy heart I announce the end of the USDMPP. I’ve finally decided to let my AOL account go the way of the dodo and thus the webpages. I want to thank everyone for their contributions (especially some of those “special” ones…droooool) and let you know it was great to put a face with a name. > > Goodnight, Gracie. I thought this was going to just be a thread where everyone linked to a picture of themselves without having to rely on one person’s generosity. Maybe we can start a thread with just links to pictures of ourselves (pics hosted by ourselves) with a strict rule for no comments? Maybe someone else can make a Comments thread? Or maybe it’s a silly suggestion? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/311 "2004-07-21T15:35:45Z")
[http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=4773068&uid=2417696&members=1](http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=4773068&uid=2417696&members=1) There’s me. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/312 "2004-07-22T15:09:40Z")
Actually I’m sure there is a current thread going on right now (as there is every 6 months or so) with pages of photos in it. Usually they devolve into giant flirt threads and people get flattered or hurt depending on the amount of attention they get. The webpage was a nice way of avoiding all of that. ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/313 "2004-07-22T18:47:01Z")
> [@Max Carnage](#): > > people get flattered or hurt depending on the amount of attention they get. That happens here?!?! :eek: I thought that happened on boards with a teenybopper base, but yes, you are right. It’s a good way to avoid that. ---
**Author:** ![PaulFitzroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PaulFitzroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulFitzroy)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/314 "2004-07-28T22:04:51Z")
[Here’s my picture](http://www.geocities.com/cobrakaikarate/rainbow) If it doesn’t work just copy the URL and paste it back into the bar again. Fuckin’ Geocities. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/315 "2004-07-30T20:20:05Z")
I’m no longer with AOL but [my picture is still there](http://members.aol.com/jolsen5723/me.html). ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/316 "2004-07-31T14:57:44Z")
You know, I have the time and space; if folks would like to re-create the picture pages I’d be happy to set some up. I always thought they were a neat way to, well, put faces with names. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/317 "2004-07-31T20:45:17Z")
**Eonwe** , if you’d like re-create the picture pages, feel free to start a new thread. I’ll close this one. **Cajun Man** for the SDMB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338.md?page=15)