# The Unofficial Straight Dope Members Picture Pages

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 21, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338 "2002-06-21T20:59:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/81 "2002-06-26T01:50:22Z")

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You know, I was thinking TUSDMBMPP After Dark would be a good idea. I guess we’ll just have to see how many submissions we get. **hillbilly** , you may want to send multiple shots so I can select the absolute best.  
Life is good.

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**Author:** ![webguy1000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb9ed0/32.png) [@webguy1000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/webguy1000)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/82 "2002-06-26T01:51:53Z")

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I hate to be too direct since it tends to ruin the fun of jovial flirting, but is it time for a dope singles thread? It seems some of us could benefit from connecting with other intelligent people …

Just thinking out loud. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/83 "2002-06-26T02:12:14Z")

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**webguy1000** , you made my List of Hot Dopers, along with  
**Zanshin** and **Max** (who seems to be spoken for) so, start your thread, I’ll post. 😉

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/84 "2002-06-26T03:27:48Z")

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Nice work Max, though I would have gone with my other pic from that thread.

Now to sit back and wait for all the wimmen to come a’courtin after seeing my wholesome, sweet visage. Maybe I’ll hold my breath.

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**Author:** ![webguy1000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb9ed0/32.png) [@webguy1000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/webguy1000)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/85 "2002-06-26T04:42:43Z")

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South Carolina, eh? \<thinking\> tap tap tap

Perhaps a thread isn’t the best way to go about this. Maybe OpalCat can give us [singles.teemingmillions.com](http://singles.teemingmillions.com) and a little space and I’ll write something similar to [match.com](http://match.com)’s site as a service to our community. What do you guys think? Would it be used or do you all do just fine meeting people? 😛

Now _I’m_ underneath a hottie and admirer. I’m beginning to notice a trend …

Also, any chance I can get on that nude photo mailing list?

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**Author:** ![diku](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@diku](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diku)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/86 "2002-06-26T04:43:53Z")

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Good lord, it’s a good thing you people don’t know **Max**. This is the most action he’s gotten in years :). And all he had to do was work with html a bit…wow, I told him the computer stuff would pay off :).

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/87 "2002-06-26T10:48:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by webguy1000 \*  
> \*\*South Carolina, eh? \<thinking\> tap tap tap
> 
> Perhaps a thread isn’t the best way to go about this. Maybe OpalCat can give us [singles.teemingmillions.com](http://singles.teemingmillions.com) and a little space and I’ll write something similar to [match.com](http://match.com)’s site as a service to our community. What do you guys think? Would it be used or do you all do just fine meeting people? 😛
> 
> Now _I’m_ underneath a hottie and admirer. I’m beginning to notice a trend …
> 
> Also, any chance I can get on that nude photo mailing list? \*\*

😉 I see a definite trend as I am _above_ a hottie. **Max** , how much did you say that was going to cost me? 🙂

SC & GA - Interesting.

I have one pic sans shirt but it’s not scanned - though I am sure nobody here would mind scanning it for me. 😛 Dopers are selfless people, always willing to help out.

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/88 "2002-06-26T11:01:26Z")

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sooooo many hot Dopers! Nice one **Max**!

I would post one but I would break the camera if I looked at it 😃

Actually I have no excuse other than there are are no photos of me on the internet (that I am aware of! Oh god Google…) or that I have scanned.

:hangs head in shame:

sorry

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**Author:** ![webguy1000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb9ed0/32.png) [@webguy1000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/webguy1000)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/89 "2002-06-26T12:01:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Purd Werfect \*  
> \*\*Nice work Max, though I would have gone with my other pic from that thread.
> 
> Now to sit back and wait for all the wimmen to come a’courtin after seeing my wholesome, sweet visage. Maybe I’ll hold my breath. \*\*

\<richter\>I’m shy. It’s endearing.\</richter\>

No worries Purd, I’m sure Ringo’s going to get all the ladies, anyhow.

Ringo thought bubble: “awww, come on ssshweetie, give Ringo a widdle luvin.”

😃

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**Author:** ![webguy1000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb9ed0/32.png) [@webguy1000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/webguy1000)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/90 "2002-06-26T12:19:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Slainte \*  
> \*\*  
> SC & GA - Interesting.
> 
> \*\*

Indeed. If you know how to view my profile, you know how to find me. 😉

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**Author:** ![webguy1000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb9ed0/32.png) [@webguy1000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/webguy1000)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/91 "2002-06-26T12:28:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Slainte \*  
> \*\*  
> SC & GA - Interesting.
> 
> \*\*

Indeed. If you know how to view my profile, you know how to find me. 😉

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/92 "2002-06-26T12:45:12Z")

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Dang, **webguy** , only 6 posts (one of them a double post) and you already have the ladies swooning. That’s gotta be some kind of record!

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/93 "2002-06-26T12:50:24Z")

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**zanshin** you niiiice

Damn everytime I look at these pages you people get better! 😃

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/94 "2002-06-26T13:20:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jackelope \*  
> \*\*Your friend has nice sunglasses. \*\*

You know, I gave him those sunglasses, and now the knob never comes to see me anymore. The nerve!

I can’t participate in this nude thing, because then the truth would come out: I’m actually a 62 year old man who is naked 95% of the time, and I’m getting closer and closer to that scrumptious young slab of meat called **pezpunk**.

He will be mine.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/95 "2002-06-26T13:27:07Z")

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[http://www.jinwicked.com/en/bio/pics/2002\_06\_25.html](http://www.jinwicked.com/en/bio/pics/2002_06_25.html)

You can get a more recent pic of me here, **Max**. I’m also adding a few more in a day or two, if you don’t like any of those.

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/96 "2002-06-26T13:38:31Z")

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**Jinwicked** , may I cast my vote for “Flower Nose”? What a great photo!

And just so I know (since I don’t like to compete, least of all for love ;))… which fellas on that page are currently up for grabs (without having to mudwrestle **hillbillyqueen, scout, or BBJ** )? 😛

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/97 "2002-06-26T13:41:53Z")

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Just as stunning in color, **jin** , but what happened to all of your gorgeous black and white photos?

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/98 "2002-06-26T13:46:06Z")

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And **auntie** , I never mind a good grab.

Oh man, I just re-read that last parenthetical phrase of yours…I’ve gotta step away and recover my composure…

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**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/99 "2002-06-26T13:54:15Z")

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One vote here for the mud-wrestling. 😃

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**Author:** ![webguy1000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb9ed0/32.png) [@webguy1000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/webguy1000)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unofficial-straight-dope-members-picture-pages/115338/100 "2002-06-26T14:24:52Z")

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\<high to low pitched whistle\>  
. . .  
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:smack:

I guess I just learned that it still posts, even if the server times out because Cecil is too cheap to pay for a decent server. Oh well … you get what you pay for. 🙂

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