# The Unused User Name Repository

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 6, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032 "2014-03-06T18:17:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/1 "2014-03-06T18:17:36Z")

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Help stomp out thye "bob31355"s and the “JulieA416”, and help me come up with a list of interesting/colorful/insane user names for newbies to choose from. All contributions must follow the rules of the SDMB, and must not be one used in the past or the present. New names only, folks!

Let me start with Rock Paperscissors, The Great Divine, and Bananas Foster(and I’m shocked that this one hasn’t been grabbed after all these years.)

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**Author:** ![Haunted\_Pasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/94ad74/32.png) [@Haunted\_Pasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haunted_Pasta)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/2 "2014-03-06T18:38:27Z")

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Who I’d be if I registered today: Harold Trumpets

From my kindergartner’s current favorite joke: Under Where?

I’m fond of downgraded versions of “The Great”: The Adequate Santini, Catherine the Pretty Good, The Fair-to-Middling Oz, etc.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/3 "2014-03-06T18:41:15Z")

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Mine Campfire

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/4 "2014-03-06T18:41:36Z")

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Physician’s Assistant Who

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**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/5 "2014-03-06T18:42:12Z")

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**Skittlebräu** or really any reference from that show.

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/6 "2014-03-06T18:42:51Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Let me start with Rock Paperscissors

There’s been a **Rock Lobster** , but no  
**Paper Tiger** or  
**Scissors Lizard**.

Then we turn them loose in Great Debates.

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> Bananas Foster(and I’m shocked that this one hasn’t been grabbed after all these years.)

Not here, but I had it for a _City of Heroes_ character. (His superpowers mostly involved giant flaming bananas, and arose from being possessed by the little known Loa of Dessert.) Hey, there’s one– **Giant Flaming Banana**. Or add an “s” and make it a band name.

(The member list being disabled really slows down name checks, BTW.)

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**Author:** ![DeepLiquid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deepliquid/32/14893_2.png) [@DeepLiquid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeepLiquid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/7 "2014-03-06T18:45:34Z")

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I’d go with poorly spelled food items:

- Kreamed Korn
- Spinitch
- Bakon 'n Egz

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/8 "2014-03-06T19:42:11Z")

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Chicken of Bristol

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/9 "2014-03-06T19:44:03Z")

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Triton Jaded  
Ed A. Mommy  
Wooden Nickel  
CiteFerThat  
ImmHo  
Not This Record  
Barf Lie  
NoobTube

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/10 "2014-03-06T19:50:21Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Chicken of Bristol

That one’s not available, I believe.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/11 "2014-03-06T19:51:31Z")

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Stolen from the title of [this recent thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=717353)- Ravaged By Evil Cuteness

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/12 "2014-03-06T20:03:34Z")

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IMHOtep

Damn, I think I want that one.

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**Author:** ![DeepLiquid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deepliquid/32/14893_2.png) [@DeepLiquid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeepLiquid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/13 "2014-03-06T20:06:32Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> IMHOtep
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> Damn, I think I want that one.

Excellent! 😛

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/14 "2014-03-06T20:07:02Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> IMHOtep
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> Damn, I think I want that one.

Are you an architect or surgeon?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/15 "2014-03-06T20:10:54Z")

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James Tiberius Klink

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/16 "2014-03-06T20:25:38Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
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> Are you an architect or surgeon?

Just immortally opinionated.

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**Author:** ![jharvey963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/17 "2014-03-06T20:47:13Z")

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In another thread, I saw the acronym FLACOD. It took me a while to hunt down its meaning: the Flaming Commode of Death. Now THAT’S a great user name.

🙂

J.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/18 "2014-03-06T20:51:40Z")

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I don’t think **SADJKLGSADI9SD** has been taken yet.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/19 "2014-03-06T20:53:48Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> I don’t think **SADJKLGSADI9SD** has been taken yet.

Don’t you mean taken out and shot? 😉

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/20 "2014-03-06T21:05:00Z")

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Ooo Mommy!

Amatalia Watt-Ammaghanadu, or her brother Telly

Elvis Mostel

Pappy Yon

Helen Gone

Horrendo Revolver

Philip McCup

Anita Nothershot

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