# The Unused User Name Repository **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 6, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032 "2014-03-06T18:17:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/21 "2014-03-06T22:39:16Z")
Wilbur, right? mmm ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/22 "2014-03-06T23:40:52Z")
M. P. Sims ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/23 "2014-03-06T23:49:42Z")
If I didn’t have my current username, I might consider **Sweet Amber Poison**. But that name probably doesn’t mean anything to most people. It’s from a song I like. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/24 "2014-03-06T23:56:13Z")
Can we steal from radio shows? From Car Talk: Erasmus B. Dragon Mahatma Coat (I hope this is not disrespectful, since I believe “Mahatma” is a title of reverence) Pikov Andropov Bud Tugly (I might like to reserve this one for myself) Mike Easter Marge Enovera Euripides Upman Heywood Jabuzzoff Estelle Hertz Donatello Nobody Morley Krupt, Ethicist (lots more, but I can’t remember them) From Prairie Home Companion: Sarah Bellum From a much older radio show (a cookie if you know which one) The Wad of Chaw The Famous Eccles Bluebottle Hercules Grytpipe-Thynne Seagoon ---
**Author:** ![Heropsychodreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Heropsychodreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heropsychodreamer)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/25 "2014-03-07T01:28:47Z")
Phil Osophy ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/26 "2014-03-07T01:36:41Z")
Bertha de Blooz. > [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > IMHOtep… Amen! eta: just googled Bertha de Blooz…there’s a million of 'em out there already ☹ ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/27 "2014-03-07T02:38:07Z")
**Liquor In The Front** **Poker In The Rear** **Carbonated** **Benny Suggs** (US Navy reference) **Geedunk** (another Navy reference) **Skylarker** (yet another Navy reference) **Gundecked** (there’s a pattern here) **Scuttlebutt** (take a guess…) ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/28 "2014-03-07T02:42:36Z")
Mister Bread (sig line: _“Doughy, man!”_) Renakaglook Pietstomp [characters from a comic I drew in high school] ---
**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/29 "2014-03-07T04:20:20Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > From a much older radio show (a cookie if you know which one) > > The Wad of Chaw > The Famous Eccles > Bluebottle > Hercules Grytpipe-Thynne > Seagoon The Goons! Chocolate chip, please. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/30 "2014-03-07T05:33:20Z")
> [@Kenm](#): > > The Goons! Chocolate chip, please. Would you like to take it with you or have it sent? \>Sent. (Explosion of cannon) It will be waiting for you when you get home. Roddy ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/31 "2014-03-07T06:58:28Z")
Celestial Boob Shane Wayne McClain Dick Duck, Doc Bill The Galactic Zero Glenn Even Closer ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/32 "2014-03-07T07:20:18Z")
Euripides Trousers Eumendides Trousers ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/33 "2014-03-07T07:52:09Z")
[There are some good ones in this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=670720) ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/34 "2014-03-07T08:12:13Z")
Super Ghoti Al Aaron A. Jeestrynge Ralph Royster Doyster Lady Constance de Coverlet Dame Celia Molestrangler Fiona Rabbit-Vacuum selected from the Pulp Sci-Fi Title-O-Tron [The Random Pulp Science Fiction Title Generator from Cornelius Zappencackler's DERANGE-O-LAB](http://thrilling-tales.webomator.com/derange-o-lab/title-o-tron.shtml#titleotron:) Lost Waitress of Saturn Onslaught of the Accordion Aviatrix of the Eidolon Skeletal Sentinel Malodorous Monument Eternal Pirate of the Aether Profane Ferret of Yesterday Pulsating Ferret of Doom ---
**Author:** ![Archeonomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/35 "2014-03-07T08:30:14Z")
Notat Allbright Vlad The Inhaler Bloodimir Footing ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/36 "2014-03-07T08:46:35Z")
**Doctor Whom** ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/37 "2014-03-07T09:38:21Z")
Some obscure ones: Which Tyler Struwwelpeter Joulupukki S. Morgenstern Skarl the Drummer El Caganer Zibarro ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/38 "2014-03-07T10:32:07Z")
> [@Balance](#): > > Hey, there’s one– **Giant Flaming Banana**. Or add an “s” and make it a band name. There is (or was) a **flamingbananas** IIRC. > [@Archeonomist](#): > > Vlad The Inhaler I would preserve the Nordic feel but go for **Vik the Inhaler**. I quite often think of good potential usernames, but then when it comes to registering for forums my mind goes blank. I ought to keep a list. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/39 "2014-03-07T12:42:58Z")
There was a cartoon on the Captain Kangaroo show called Tom Terrific that had some great names, none of which appear to be taken. Tom Terrific Mighty Manfred The Wonder Dog Crabby Appleton Mr. Instant, the Instant Thing King Captain Kidney Bean Sweet Tooth Sam And my favorite:Isotope Feaney, The Meany. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/40 "2014-03-07T12:45:33Z")
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