# The Unused User Name Repository

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 6, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032 "2014-03-06T18:17:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/41 "2014-03-07T13:28:06Z")

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Wim Pandablimp.

(My dad uses this - he’s a huge\* Animal House\* fan).

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/42 "2014-03-07T14:14:03Z")

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> [@Alan\_Smithee](#):
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> Some obscure ones:  
> […]  
> S. Morgenstern

Good one. We could add the more current equivalents:

S.  
V.M. Straka

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/43 "2014-03-07T14:20:21Z")

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**Quelldeathjust  
loveslostmemory  
HatefulMary  
loveBlocker  
PsychoticMicrophone  
DeathsmothPorchlight  
Coffintardy  
betterDeadstillred  
bitchforaiming  
unmournednowandthen  
dirtinfacewattler  
Neverrightever  
HaveAtMe  
WasteOfTime  
HolePunchedHeadShot  
FormaldehydeSpide**

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/44 "2014-03-07T15:38:03Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> **Quelldeathjust  
> loveslostmemory  
> HatefulMary  
> loveBlocker  
> PsychoticMicrophone  
> DeathsmothPorchlight  
> Coffintardy  
> betterDeadstillred  
> bitchforaiming  
> unmournednowandthen  
> dirtinfacewattler  
> Neverrightever  
> HaveAtMe  
> WasteOfTime  
> HolePunchedHeadShot  
> FormaldehydeSpide**

You do know user names can use spaces, right?

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/45 "2014-03-07T16:59:08Z")

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King Ranch Chicken [Casserole](http://allrecipes.com/recipe/king-ranch-chicken-casserole-iii/)

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/46 "2014-03-07T18:07:33Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Wim Pandablimp.  
> (My dad uses this - he’s a huge\* Animal House\* fan).

I thought I knew the whole script to _Animal House_, but I’m drawing a blank on this reference. Could you explain?

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/47 "2014-03-07T18:16:24Z")

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If I had to change my user name, I’m not sure how I’d pick between  
**The Pompatus of Like**  
or  
**Real Estate Novelist**

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/48 "2014-03-07T18:29:14Z")

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**Oxygen Is For Losers!  
The Hammer Is My Penis  
Adele Dazeem** (probably is in use, or will be soon)  
\*\*Death Cab For Hootie  
Free Tibet! Nepal Half Price!  
Crystal Math  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/49 "2014-03-07T18:33:16Z")

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> [@Sean\_Factotum](#):
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> I thought I knew the whole script to _Animal House_, but I’m drawing a blank on this reference. Could you explain?

[About 30 seconds in.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuFCaIAnETk)

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/50 "2014-03-07T19:02:19Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> [About 30 seconds in.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuFCaIAnETk)

Ah. It’s all in the spacing.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/51 "2014-03-07T19:17:04Z")

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Papa Oo Meow Meow

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/52 "2014-03-07T20:12:45Z")

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My Post is My Cite  
ComingBackBringingPie  
Initiation Goat  
Initiation Calamari  
GotchaYa

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/53 "2014-03-07T20:18:21Z")

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Bigus Dickus

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/54 "2014-03-07T20:19:32Z")

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Go Fly a Cite  
Wikipedian  
Google-Fu Manchu

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/55 "2014-03-07T21:05:25Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Go Fly a Cite  
> Wikipedian  
> Google-Fu Manchu

If the mods’ll sticky this thread, I can pretty much guarantee that last one will be grabbed.

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**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/56 "2014-03-07T22:01:00Z")

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I’ve used Devil Anse before.  
Also, Calcetines. Then if someone asks you what it means, it’s just “socks.”

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/57 "2014-03-08T03:24:54Z")

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Robotron Death Unit  
Pauncho  
Phil Phee  
Captain Cocksmith  
Mad Elephant  
Bionic Gorilla  
The Man-Eating Mammoth  
Dysthanasia

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/58 "2014-03-08T03:40:46Z")

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Extreme Squeezy

Pseudorgasm

Heinie Time

U.S.S. TURBO  
NCC-1701-GT

Deep Web Miner

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/59 "2014-03-08T04:26:30Z")

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I have considered changing my username to **Wild-Assed Guest** , but would let it go to a newcomer for a token fee.

Then there’s **Buck Naked** which I suspect has already been taken, so I’ll probably just adopt that as my new name IRL (Dr. Buck Naked, M.D. is quite catchy, don’t you think?).

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/60 "2014-03-08T04:34:13Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> You do know user names can use spaces, right?

They can? Why didn’t anyone tell me this?  
Sadly, I’m never near a computer when I come up with good user names.

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