# The Unused User Name Repository

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 6, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032 "2014-03-06T18:17:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/61 "2014-03-08T05:43:03Z")

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**Orcasm**

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/62 "2014-03-09T19:58:33Z")

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Fugbuck

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/63 "2014-03-09T20:15:19Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> \>Sent.
> 
> (Explosion of cannon)
> 
> It will be waiting for you when you get home.  
> Roddy

It arrived yesterday, but I didn’t know it because yesterday was hiding behind a bush.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/64 "2014-03-09T21:12:12Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> If the mods’ll sticky this thread, I can pretty much guarantee that last one will be grabbed.

Which is why I’m not posting my very best suggestion, which AFAIK is unique across the webernet to the few sites where I use it.

It was also my City of Heroes main alt. **sniff**

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/65 "2014-03-09T21:20:25Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> IMHOtep
> 
> Damn, I think I want that one.

> [@gigi](#):
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> M. P. Sims

Barbie Q Pitt

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/66 "2014-03-10T15:40:00Z")

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Plastique Man  
Witty McUsername  
Iliterrit Man  
Scrooge McDucttape

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/67 "2014-03-10T16:20:38Z")

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Smashy’s Avenger

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/68 "2014-03-10T19:48:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Alessan]  
About 30 seconds in.  
[/QUOTE]

> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Ah. It’s all in the spacing.

Yep, I hear it now. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/69 "2014-03-10T20:30:25Z")

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Bob Loblaw

And of course, Bob would be required to close every post with  
Regards,  
Bob Loblaw

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/70 "2014-03-10T20:32:39Z")

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Sudoku-fu, which also means “fake pharaoh.”

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**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/71 "2014-03-10T21:01:44Z")

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myleftnut

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**Author:** ![MrSBaldrick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/87869e/32.png) [@MrSBaldrick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSBaldrick)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/72 "2014-03-10T21:46:01Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Bigus Dickus

and the lispings of Pontius Pilatus:  
Naughtius Maximus  
Sillius Soddus  
Incontentia Buttocks  
Woderwick the wobber/wapist/notowious cwiminal

or from Biggus Dickus himself:  
Thamthon, the Thiluthean Thrangler (Samson, the Silusean Strangler)

and given I am a recently joined Blackadder fan, three I considered (and decided against):  
Melchitt’s henchman  
What’s in Lord Flashheart’s pants?  
Bob, short for Kate

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/73 "2014-03-10T23:24:43Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> That one’s not available, I believe.

You mean we’re supposed to check? That would slow things down.

**Polysyllabic Designation**.

If I ever own a boat, I’m naming it that. Not that this is likely.

**Dangling Party Tipple**

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/74 "2014-03-11T02:46:14Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> You mean we’re supposed to check? That would slow things down.
> 
> **Polysyllabic Designation**.
> 
> If I ever own a boat, I’m naming it that. Not that this is likely.

If we get into the names of Petey’s ships, we could be at this a while. The Tausennigan ship names could be fertile ground as well.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/75 "2014-03-12T07:34:24Z")

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**Obviously Not A Golfer**

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/76 "2014-03-12T15:50:51Z")

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Opium Jones

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/77 "2014-03-12T15:59:08Z")

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Mental Fabricator

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/78 "2014-03-13T13:27:24Z")

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> [@MrSBaldrick](#):
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> and the lispings of Pontius Pilatus:  
> Naughtius Maximus  
> Sillius Soddus  
> Incontentia Buttocks  
> Woderwick the wobber/wapist/notowious cwiminal
> 
> or from Biggus Dickus himself:  
> Thamthon, the Thiluthean Thrangler (Samson, the Silusean Strangler)

I guess

\*\*Scared Shitless! \*\*

from the promo from Spaceballs IIRC, wouldn’t fly?

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/79 "2014-03-13T13:29:36Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> I guess
> 
> \*\*Scared Shitless! \*\*
> 
> from the promo from Spaceballs IIRC, wouldn’t fly?

I recall that from the movie promo within _Kentucky Fried Movie_ - “If you were terrified by _Towering Inferno_… If you were horrified by _Earthquake_… you will be SCARED SHITLESS by _That’s Armageddon_!”

How about the a username for the burned-out SNL writer? **Shared Skitless**?

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/80 "2014-03-13T15:48:08Z")

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**Inflatable Dead Hookerbot**

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