# The Unused User Name Repository **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 6, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032 "2014-03-06T18:17:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/101 "2014-03-14T18:11:49Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > \*\*Death Cab For Hootie > \*\* They deserve one, too! (And I can think of a few other bands that should follow them into the dark.) (FWIW, I often wish I could steal _your_ username. It’s definitely one of those “Damn, I wish I’d thought of that first!” ones.) ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2014, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/102 "2014-03-14T22:13:53Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > **Jackson Queens > Scarlett Billows** **Scarlett Fever** would make a great name for a drag-queen. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/103 "2014-03-15T00:53:09Z")
For a Southern woman: Miss Demeanor ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/104 "2014-03-16T20:03:17Z")
Dithpicable Me ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/105 "2014-03-18T03:34:44Z")
Hogan’s gyros Queen of farts ---
**Author:** ![scratch\_llll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@scratch\_llll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch_llll)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/106 "2014-03-18T04:03:20Z")
Always been fond of SKULL BONER myself. ---
**Author:** ![Gleena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b3f665/32.png) [@Gleena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gleena)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/107 "2014-03-18T05:04:06Z")
My two favourite mondegreens would make amazing user names: **Fish Islands Invisible Llama** (Rush, and Frank Turner and the Sleeping Souls, respectively.) ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/108 "2014-03-18T06:00:57Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > They deserve one, too! (And I can think of a few other bands that should follow them into the dark.) > > (FWIW, I often wish I could steal _your_ username. It’s definitely one of those “Damn, I wish I’d thought of that first!” ones.) 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/109 "2014-03-18T12:49:22Z")
Dead Baron (especially in a Gothic font.) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/110 "2014-03-18T14:04:45Z")
One I’ve been trying to get someone to take for years is **Crap Nelson**. It sounds the name of a grizzled old beat reporter that wears a fedora, trench coat, chomps an unlit cigar all day and keeps a bottle of Scotch in his desk. When I worked in a newsroom, sometimes I’d pretend I was answering the phone “Crap Nelson!” or “This is Crap!” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/111 "2014-03-18T14:19:40Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > One I’ve been trying to get someone to take for years is **Crap Nelson**. > > It sounds the name of a grizzled old beat reporter that wears a fedora, trench coat, chomps an unlit cigar all day and keeps a bottle of Scotch in his desk. When I worked in a newsroom, sometimes I’d pretend I was answering the phone “Crap Nelson!” or “This is Crap!” It sounds like more of a nickname, though. How about **C. Rap “Crap” Nelson**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/112 "2014-03-18T14:53:11Z")
Professor Lippenchipchalkwitheringlicktacklepfeff. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/113 "2014-03-18T15:47:25Z")
**mathemagician** stuck around for less than a week and posted 3 times. Too bad, such a waste of a good username. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/114 "2014-03-19T05:32:05Z")
Nurse Who Pinky and The Adenoid ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/115 "2014-03-19T21:04:32Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Dead Baron (especially in a Gothic font.) …say, wouldnt that make the person tryin to kill him SCHTOOPY? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/116 "2014-03-20T14:02:54Z")
1. Find a cultural, scientific, or geeky reference with two or three words. 2. Replace one of the words with something that rhymes, or with a similar root or rhythm. It’s better if it relates to a job, hobby, or personal interest. 3. Into beekeeping? Hi, Lord of the Stings! Network specialist? Hi, Lord of the Pings! Research Chinese antiquities? Hi, Lord of the Mings! Like both the Beatles and amphibians? Welcome Abbey Toad! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/117 "2014-03-20T14:59:52Z")
A few years back in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=441182) I posted a bunch from Sifl & Olly, and from a fake commercial on SNL that listed fake band names appearing on the **Valentine** soundtrack. A few favorites: **Gravel Fork Pi Eating Contest Mr. Hameye Jargon Scott Delixir Sorbaño The Breathing Salami** But I think my overall favorite is **Dr. Armshoulder Shoozenshorts** , because it’s just so much fun to say. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/118 "2014-03-21T01:39:17Z")
**Nosferatitude** ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/119 "2014-03-21T16:24:46Z")
Not Your Grandfather’s User Name I’ve Got That…Whoops! ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unused-user-name-repository/683032/120 "2014-03-21T16:31:32Z")
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