# The Up Too Early MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-up-too-early-mmp/781532>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 6, 2017, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-up-too-early-mmp/781532 "2017-03-06T10:23:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-up-too-early-mmp/781532/239 "2017-03-13T05:05:48Z")

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> [@Florida Movie Theater Shooting Leaves One Dead In Altercation Over Texting](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-movie-theater-shooting-leaves-one-dead-in-altercation-over-texting/678717/237):
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> The beer yesterday was good, but I had only two, not three. Guinness is the way to go!
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> This morning I got up early to bake cookies and little meatballs in sauce. I’d signed up to do the refreshments for after the second service at church. You should see the people at my congregation eat!. As long as you keep putting stuff out they keep eating. The meatballs were a hit, next time I could even make them a leetle smaller, to go further.

I meant for the above post to be in THIS thread, and wondered where it had gone. I found it had wandered off into the movie theater shooting thread.

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